Welsh Runner, Kelloggs on the Run #9 embarrass the body, homemade gels result in stress fractures & no PB bell

What are you most looking forward to in Valencia

  • Tits shits himself with his homemade gels

    Votes: 34 41.5%

  • Kells running round trying to be his fuel mule

    Votes: 4 4.9%

  • Tits not getting his PB and throwing his toys out of the pran

    Votes: 43 52.4%

  • You have trusted the process and believe he will do it

    Votes: 2 2.4%

  • The kids having a nice weekend away from them

    Votes: 16 19.5%
  • Total voters
    82
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Tell me you read tattle without telling me you read tattle 😂 🙄👀.
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flyscraper said:
I thought she had a stress fracture??? Or did I imagine that?

I got a PB in Valencia and all I have done since then is eat my actual bodyweight in chips. Was going to say good job i don't post my food habits on the 'gram but actually, I reckon I could get a gig as a McCains influencer this week
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Congrats on the PB!

We were speculating stress fracture but she said glute issue...she's used to a pain in the bum though so may recover quickly
 
flyscraper said:
I thought she had a stress fracture??? Or did I imagine that?

I got a PB in Valencia and all I have done since then is eat my actual bodyweight in chips. Was going to say good job i don't post my food habits on the 'gram but actually, I reckon I could get a gig as a McCains influencer this week
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Given you got a fabulous pb, you are let off watching his vlog.

Who’s up for this one?

I would say yes but my hands are too cold.
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So it starts with himself waking up at 4am to his alarm, which unless he had someone else in his room he got up to film himself wake up to his alarm! Then he starts by eating a gel and a Maureen drink, in bed topless whilst checking his heart rate. He always showers before a race and didn’t sleep well.
Then he goes in the dark to the race and chat shit about positive mindset and nearly falls down a hole. He then finds some mates, one called Matt fox who is also wherein a blood glucose monitor and I think a Bester shirt although didn’t turn and it seemed like they didn’t really know each other.
Then he tried to stay with the group and packer but started to feel bad at 32km.
Then he has him running over the line with the commentator saying. You might remember him at London blah blah blah! Clip of Kelly crying on the phone.
Then he films himself so happy and getting his medal. He then films himself public ally declaring his love for Kelly and couldn’t do it without her support (obviously her baby daddy mummy helps support him) and then is back in the uk and says thank you to everyone for their multiple support in multiple blocks and he will do, you have guessed it, another video to break down the race

I should say, it was 13 minutes of my life I won’t get back… I still don’t like him. I think it’s knowing that he doesn’t do this the way that the majority of the public do, ie he doesn’t work. I’m off work at the moment, but have a baby and a 4 year old, my husband works and does on calls etc, and even though I’m not working I struggle to get my runs in. My husband seems to manage to get all his in! And then he has giveaways etc, but they get given everything for free, I know I’m going to need a new pair of trainers for marathon training, yet I don’t actually know if I will be able to afford to get them! It’s just hard watching people who can just run but they aren’t paid athletes so it shouldn’t be their only job. Maybe that’s me just feeling sorry for myself!
 
nwrunner said:
So it starts with himself waking up at 4am to his alarm, which unless he had someone else in his room he got up to film himself wake up to his alarm! Then he starts by eating a gel and a Maureen drink, in bed topless whilst checking his heart rate. He always showers before a race and didn’t sleep well.
Then he goes in the dark to the race and chat shit about positive mindset and nearly falls down a hole. He then finds some mates, one called Matt fox who is also wherein a blood glucose monitor and I think a Bester shirt although didn’t turn and it seemed like they didn’t really know each other.
Then he tried to stay with the group and packer but started to feel bad at 32km.
Then he has him running over the line with the commentator saying. You might remember him at London blah blah blah! Clip of Kelly crying on the phone.
Then he films himself so happy and getting his medal. He then films himself public ally declaring his love for Kelly and couldn’t do it without her support (obviously her baby daddy mummy helps support him) and then is back in the uk and says thank you to everyone for their multiple support in multiple blocks and he will do, you have guessed it, another video to break down the race

I should say, it was 13 minutes of my life I won’t get back… I still don’t like him. I think it’s knowing that he doesn’t do this the way that the majority of the public do, ie he doesn’t work. I’m off work at the moment, but have a baby and a 4 year old, my husband works and does on calls etc, and even though I’m not working I struggle to get my runs in. My husband seems to manage to get all his in! And then he has giveaways etc, but they get given everything for free, I know I’m going to need a new pair of trainers for marathon training, yet I don’t actually know if I will be able to afford to get them! It’s just hard watching people who can just run but they aren’t paid athletes so it shouldn’t be their only job. Maybe that’s me just feeling sorry for myself!
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You are a hero for watching that. I genuinely can't cope with him or the Queen of the baby daddies at the moment 🤬🤬🤬 I'm cold, tired and genuinely don't have enough hours in the day, whereas these free loading cunts...🤐🙄
 
nwrunner said:
So it starts with himself waking up at 4am to his alarm, which unless he had someone else in his room he got up to film himself wake up to his alarm! Then he starts by eating a gel and a Maureen drink, in bed topless whilst checking his heart rate. He always showers before a race and didn’t sleep well.
Then he goes in the dark to the race and chat shit about positive mindset and nearly falls down a hole. He then finds some mates, one called Matt fox who is also wherein a blood glucose monitor and I think a Bester shirt although didn’t turn and it seemed like they didn’t really know each other.
Then he tried to stay with the group and packer but started to feel bad at 32km.
Then he has him running over the line with the commentator saying. You might remember him at London blah blah blah! Clip of Kelly crying on the phone.
Then he films himself so happy and getting his medal. He then films himself public ally declaring his love for Kelly and couldn’t do it without her support (obviously her baby daddy mummy helps support him) and then is back in the uk and says thank you to everyone for their multiple support in multiple blocks and he will do, you have guessed it, another video to break down the race

I should say, it was 13 minutes of my life I won’t get back… I still don’t like him. I think it’s knowing that he doesn’t do this the way that the majority of the public do, ie he doesn’t work. I’m off work at the moment, but have a baby and a 4 year old, my husband works and does on calls etc, and even though I’m not working I struggle to get my runs in. My husband seems to manage to get all his in! And then he has giveaways etc, but they get given everything for free, I know I’m going to need a new pair of trainers for marathon training, yet I don’t actually know if I will be able to afford to get them! It’s just hard watching people who can just run but they aren’t paid athletes so it shouldn’t be their only job. Maybe that’s me just feeling sorry for myself!
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Thank you for taking one for the team! I did laugh about him filming himself waking up for his alarm 😂😂 I can just imagine him doing that.
Also, maternity leave is not a ‘rest’. It’s bloody hard work.Particularly when sleep is usually all over the shop or sometimes non existent. The fact you’re doing any runs at all is an achievement with two small people to care for so please don’t compare yourself to those two who do fuck all work and have all day to swan around eating donuts, drinking Costas, making gels, and doing double threshold runs whilst the kids are at school / nursery /dads / grandparents and NEVER cleaning their shit tip of a house. We can’t compare to that we just can’t. We have jobs, families, priorities and actually clean. Running is not and can not be our #1. And the more I read about these two tittytwats, the more I feel better about my situation and challenges rather than worse. I’d rather be me and what I have, than them and what they’ve got: freebies, tiny teeth, endless free time, sad IG existence and all.
 
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