Welsh Runner, Kelloggs on the Run #9 embarrass the body, homemade gels result in stress fractures & no PB bell

[zetta buttons]

Eating my words right now.

Preparing for months of a self-congratulatory cringefest. Ugh. I’d be proud if he’d done that whilst actually being a dad, contributing to the family instead of grabbing all the freebies and helping with his local running community but there we go.

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

Why does he cross the line like he’s won the fucking race? It’s so weird.

 

[Camperfan]

Her crying in her dog donut PJ's did we really need that story? Can't do anything without sharing, feels so contrived.

 

[instaidiotics]

Oh no he’s going to be even more horrendous. His finish line pose is annoying too - held his arms in the air for that little bit too long like he won the race. How often will we see that photo again???

 

[hollyhocks]

Ok he did it. Now what? He’s going to jump immediately into another training cycle.

 

[Fraggle Rock]

What time did he do?

 

[Humblebrag]

What time did he do?

2:24 a big pb

 

[Been lurking]

Massive pb:

Athlete Profile

The weather looks pretty perfect really.

 

[runderpants]

Good for him. He’ll be insufferable.

 

[instaclowns]

2:24 a big pb

Good time but he’s basically landed a plan B/C just like the 5k shit! The training plan started with a 2:20 target but oh yes once again he changes the goal a week out and then will make out it was the plan all along to make himself look good

 

[EverthingGlitters]

Still not faster than besters PB

 

[louise1976]

2:24 a big pb

I thought he was going for 2:20

 

[runningbutnotinfluencing]

Am glad I checked in here before going to Instagram or strava. Let’s me know how insufferable it’ll be in advance.

 

[Lastqueenofscotland]

Oh no he’s going to be even more horrendous. His finish line pose is annoying too - held his arms in the air for that little bit too long like he won the race. How often will we see that photo again???

To be fair I think he is an absolute twit but I can’t get angry at him doing this. No one is taking the piss out of overweight women in tikiboo and camel packs doing that at the end of a 7 hour marathon, I think he’s a weapon but I can’t get mad at someone being pleased with their achievement. I sobbed after London this year… I hope no one thought I was being ott…

 

[the_chafe_is_real]

He may have got a new PB but let’s not forget that he’s still a massive cunt.

 

[Humblebrag]

he will be unbearable now

 

[RunRunRun]

It just me makes me wonder what he would be capable of if he trained sensibly, rested enough to let his body absorb the training and fuelled properly. Age can’t be on his side now, he can’t have many potential PB seasons left in him.

 

[eyethinkyousuck]

he will be more unbearable now

Fixed it.

 

[instaclowns]

So we reckon the unrest at home with Kelly is because he’s secretly fucking Jerry Sun? Literally everywhere together

 

[zetta buttons]

Really? Really?

Fuck me, he’s a twat.