Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[Same stuff different day]

She looks like a great big giant marshmallow in this outfit. Not flattering!

General rule is
Loose bottom…tight top or vice versa.
That could be taken so many ways

Why has she taken pictures so dark that no one can actually see the very expensive swimsuit?

The stretched foot.

Those toes!

I see she’s got Bonnie using the filter too

 

[follyol]

How does she balance a career with living life? Her answer... they made the decision to work 24/7 is it meth or crack she’s taking? John is retired and/or has been fired and she married a ‘rich’ man in order to quit her career as an air hostess. I mean... does she genuinely consider her current ‘job’ (and I use the term loosely) to be full time work?!!?!?

 

[tacokitten]

What cons of her "career" is she refering to? Dislocation of the hips while posing the way she does? That you need to hop on a IG story with the hangover from the night before, slapping foundation that's too dark for your skin onto your face and garnish everything with a filter??

 

[styleoversubstance]

We all know shes asking the majority of the questions. Gotta share yet another wedding photo right?

 

[balenciagandburgers]

This Bonnie chick and her friend made the exact same video…and in the same dress if I’m not mistaken?? How original.
Did Loons take down her GRWM or did I just miss it?

Her nails….I just don’t understand how she doesn’t think people aren’t gonna notice how rank they are.
And yeah no shit the menu is Greek you’re in FOKING GREECE

Why the FoK does she keep posting EJ smoking?!? She’s literally promoting it at this point.
Honestly they just come off so gross and everyone must see it. Drinking basically all day every day holiday or not, constantly eating out, smoking, spending money on tacky shit, taking photos in cheap ass shit then slapping on said tacky shit to try and make it look less AliExpress (not working Looney).
These people are nuts!
And 20 years??? He’s 58??? He literally looks like he’s 70. I don’t believe them I truly don’t. @Jasmine ??? Is this true?!

 

[styleoversubstance]

This Bonnie chick and her friend made the exact same video…and in the same dress if I’m not mistaken?? How original.
Did Loons take down her GRWM or did I just miss it?

Her nails….I just don’t understand how she doesn’t think people aren’t gonna notice how rank they are.
And yeah no shit the menu is Greek you’re in FOKING GREECE

Why the FoK does she keep posting EJ smoking?!? She’s literally promoting it at this point.
Honestly they just come off so gross and everyone must see it. Drinking basically all day every day holiday or not, constantly eating out, smoking, spending money on tacky shit, taking photos in cheap ass shit then slapping on said tacky shit to try and make it look less AliExpress (not working Looney).
These people are nuts!
And 20 years??? He’s 58??? He literally looks like he’s 70. I don’t believe them I truly don’t. @Jasmine ??? Is this true?!

Lets not forget this classic blog post. Is his age like her height and waist measurent? ie variable?

 

[Ohmydays]

FFS …. When are the Fawnas gonna Fukkin understand !!! Everytime they go away they play the romantic loved up couple .. her in outfits any decent,honest loving partner would be saying ‘ ooh. Let’s get room service tonight’
STOP asking yourselves the pathetic questions Yawna .. Fukkin enjoy your holiday .. but sadly you can’t cos without your IG fawnas you have nothing in common with your husband .
….. Lets not forget that’s why you had an affair .
………you didn’t rent that house .. apparently going on your last Santorini visit you ‘hired it ‘.. probably for a few hours !!
……….And there’s no mention of the rooftop bar that you love and have been visiting for years !

turn your Fukkin phone off and enjoy your same Ol same Ol holiday !!

 

[clairechoice]

The blue dome place. The fee has raised since “she” visited pull the other one

 

[Jasmine]

This Bonnie chick and her friend made the exact same video…and in the same dress if I’m not mistaken?? How original.
Did Loons take down her GRWM or did I just miss it?

Her nails….I just don’t understand how she doesn’t think people aren’t gonna notice how rank they are.
And yeah no shit the menu is Greek you’re in FOKING GREECE

Why the FoK does she keep posting EJ smoking?!? She’s literally promoting it at this point.
Honestly they just come off so gross and everyone must see it. Drinking basically all day every day holiday or not, constantly eating out, smoking, spending money on tacky shit, taking photos in cheap ass shit then slapping on said tacky shit to try and make it look less AliExpress (not working Looney).
These people are nuts!
And 20 years??? He’s 58??? He literally looks like he’s 70. I don’t believe them I truly don’t. @Jasmine ??? Is this true?!

Lol he's 60 in October

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

For anyone wondering how difficult the Chopin Fantasia is.. then just have a quick Listen and see if you really think that Lorna could play that blindfolded… she probably means she played 8 bars of the way bit…
What horse shit!


If she won the lottery she’d give away 100 Chanel bags and hand deliver them??!

would Chanel really sell this shit head 100 bags to give away on social media?

 

[Calabria]

He is in a white shirt on lornas stories and blue on hers. It’s not happening at the same time…

This is without question the worst dress they’ve done. The cut and colour is hideous. I can only imaging the feel of it.

Omg she looks Amish here. Is she on Rumspringa?

 

[Ohmydays]

For anyone wondering how difficult the Chopin Fantasia is.. then just have a quick Listen and see if you really think that Lorna could play that blindfolded… she probably means she played 8 bars of the way bit…
What horse shit!

You know she likes to lie .. she probably means CHOPSTICKS

 

[Its_Me]

For anyone wondering how difficult the Chopin Fantasia is.. then just have a quick Listen and see if you really think that Lorna could play that blindfolded… she probably means she played 8 bars of the way bit…
What horse shit!


If she won the lottery she’d give away 100 Chanel bags and hand deliver them??!

would Chanel really sell this shit head 100 bags to give away on social media?

This video
She’s a bullshitter. We see you Lorna, prove us wrong if you can indeed play this blindfolded, show us…..

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

Has the Chopin thing been deleted? Can't see anything about that in her stories... Or did I miss something else? As the resident Note-Taker And Summariser I must be kept informed...

 

[Ohmydays]

Has the Chopin thing been deleted? Can't see anything about that in her stories... Or did I miss something else? As the resident Note-Taker And Summariser I must be kept informed...

@styleoversubstance posted an old blog post of Yawnas above .

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

@styleoversubstance posted an old blog post of Yawnas above .

Ah, OK! I had only glanced at that last night. Thought she'd written some or other tripe in her Q&A about her piano-playing.

 

[miss trixie]

Hey Peeps. Chopin Fantasia.......oh how I've laughed already. She's the comedy gift which keeps on giving. This is such an aptly-named piece for her isn't it........"Fantasia".......it sums up the whole Loons & Lurch show impeccably.
And Another Thing......Don't you just have to love her formula for a happy relationship.......as our @balenciagandburgers would say #vom.dot.com.

 

[miss trixie]

Apparently it's going to be 38 degrees in Santorini today. Perfect polyester-wearing weather.

 

[pink_norris]

Locals just love them

 

[miss trixie]

Ah @pink_norris that's exactly what I thought when I viewed that story & saw the expression on his face. LOL. I can only imagine what the hotel staff have to say about them.