Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[styleoversubstance]

I love how theyre doing IG stories and creepy man servant Mr Luxe Is having to queue up and hold their places for the restaurant!!! (Notice no social distancing or mask on him)

Imagine a man in his 60s hanging out with these Instashammers all night. I bet he just want to talk about trains, or Lego, or Barry Manilow and be in bed by 10…

 

[Ohmydays]

Meanwhile Bonnie Bint is still posting her ‘Tonight story ‘. Note the old ‘House elf’ queuing for the table!

 

[Its_Me]

She just looks so cheap. Those sandals must be stinking, she never takes them off

All the money she spends on Chanel and shes been wearing the same (5 summer seasons ago) sandals since last year. Just goes to show she has no real style or imagination.

 

[Ohmydays]

I love how theyre doing IG stories and creepy man servant Mr Luxe Is having to queue up and hold their places for the restaurant!!! (Notice no social distancing or mask on him)

Imagine a man in his 60s hanging out with these Instashammers all night. I bet he just want to talk about trains, or Lego, or Barry Manilow and be in bed by 10…

Great minds @styleoversubstance

 

[styleoversubstance]

Meanwhile Bonnie Bint is still posting her ‘Tonight story ‘. Note the old ‘House elf’ queuing for the table!

I also love how on their stories it all looks so posh but actually its just a nice greek restaurant like you see on all the islands. Theres kids in the queue so…

 

[Ohmydays]

All the money she spends on Chanel and shes been wearing the same (5 summer seasons ago) sandals since last year. Just goes to show she has no real style or imagination.

They should come with a health warning when they go in a “CHARITY SALE”

 

[straighttothecomments]

I have those sandals but you are right, they must be at least 5 years old!
Big shirts with that weird little skirt just does not work. I wonder if she’s considered a stylist?

 

[Ohmydays]

I also love how on their stories it all looks so posh but actually its just a nice greek restaurant like you see on all the islands. Theres kids in the queue so…

I wonder if it was a “Freebie for Ol Bonnie Bint and she invited Yawna and OMR along so that they would tag the restaurant without saying they were with Bonnie Bint ‘ which they did the other night . ( remember the Wine bottle in a bucket by the sea ) These Fukkin Instagrammers are so FUKKIN FAKE AND DECEITFUL !

 

[Same stuff different day]

She wouldn’t know a spin class if it slapped her in the face

 

[straighttothecomments]

He is in a white shirt on lornas stories and blue on hers. It’s not happening at the same time…

This is without question the worst dress they’ve done. The cut and colour is hideous. I can only imaging the feel of it.

 

[Hanna21]

Fancy going on holiday and having to compete with Tattle every day. Sad lonely Fukkers

Her hat looks ‘shopped on

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

I have those sandals but you are right, they must be at least 5 years old!
Big shirts with that weird little skirt just does not work. I wonder if she’s considered a stylist?

She’s as much a stylist as he is a photographer..

 

[Its_Me]

I’m really confused between her and Bonnies stories, like is she still playing the time travel game so no one can trace her ffs

 

[Hanna21]

cutting out gluten and dairy doesn't count for much when you're still smoking your crusty head off day in day out

And it sounds like something she’ll forget she’s said and slip up on. Wait til we see them tucking into a load of cheese and bread or something

 

[pink_norris]

She has continually made snide, humiliating remarks about the raisin, she thinks it’s funny but I’m convinced there’s a undercurrent of hate here.

 

[Same stuff different day]

She has continually made snide, humiliating remarks about the raisin, she thinks it’s funny but I’m convinced there’s a undercurrent of hate here.

Appears she’s taunting him. If he is retired, as we suspect, then she’s the major earner in the house. Might explain her sh^*ty attitude.

 

[Happie]

She has continually made snide, humiliating remarks about the raisin, she thinks it’s funny but I’m convinced there’s a undercurrent of hate here.

i love the paradox of calling him a raisin in that sentence

 

[Its_Me]

She has continually made snide, humiliating remarks about the raisin, she thinks it’s funny but I’m convinced there’s a undercurrent of hate here.

I can see this pic being recycled a few times in future, her lips look like 2 chipolatas and she loves that.

 

[balenciagandburgers]

Omg the hair, the nails, the PORES.
She is trash. Pull. It. Together. Loonatic.

They are so…not cool. Like massive weird wannabes and this trip is just amplifying that! I think you TiTs will appreciate the collages I’ve thrown together for you.
Also I got such creepy dad daughter vibes from their photos together. It makes me feel ill. They cannot possibly think people will respect them?!

Once again loons is on the prerecords. Never checked out this Bonnie chick but clearly not missing much.

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

You might also want to tell him that the pepper sauce underneath his beef tenderloin contains cream. That's dairy, to you and me. Then again, he ate a plate of cheese in Lisbon, according to your highlight, so perhaps he's not that bothered.