Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[Hanna21]

Guys, the feet. I can’t


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Does this mean he’s walking round without his top on

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

@miss trixie @annabelle_bronstein @RaspberryCheesecake i don’t want to derail, but it’s comforting to see other women who don’t want children! I’m 36 and don’t want any and I admit it’s because I’m materialistic

 

[pink_norris]

Guys, the feet. I can’t


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Didn't she say the "game changer fake tan (insert brand - change weekly depending on the cash payment) don't rub off.

Lot of deceiving going on

 

[styleoversubstance]

That white linen shirt is one shes shown on her try-ons I’m sure. Not to body shame but hes pretty portly - one of his shirts would swamp her. Its just part of the ‘I’m just an ‘ickle girl and my daddy looks after me’ narrative…

plus he did only bring enough clothes to fit in hand luggage according to her dig

 

[Ohmydays]

oh here we go … Same Ol same Ol
Back to the same Ol restaurant she was in with Bonnie Bint .. the other …. other. or maybe it was the other Night .. .. who knows with Yawna and her time machine but now she’s hogging the glory for finding this gem of a restaurant .. it’s probably her turn for a # FREEBIE. these Fukkin instablaggers and their lies ! Shocking deceitful money grabbing twats !!

 

[clairechoice]

She’s gotta be pished to post this, no?

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

She’s probably trying to make it look like she does anything rather than just sit in hotel rooms watching fucking tele like she normally does.
Also re the really awful pictures she posts, I have a philosophy on these. I reckon that she’s either pissed ( likely) and thinks she looks better than she does, OR, she posts pictures in the bright sunlight and thinks they look better than they actually do because she can’t see cos she’s half blind as a bat.
Or, the Narc in her just thinks she looks amazing in every pic. No matter what,

 

[Ohmydays]

She’s gotta be pished to post this, no?

WOW. FLIP FLOPS … her feet must have swollen up like a puffa fish in the heat .. she can’t even get her favourite sandals on !!

 

[clairechoice]

WOW. FLIP FLOPS … her feet must have swollen up like a puffa fish in the heat .. she can’t even get her favourite sandals on !!

I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE THE FLIP FLOPS

I’m just glad she’s changed out of the manky Valentino’s

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

WOW. FLIP FLOPS … her feet must have swollen up like a puffa fish in the heat .. she can’t even get her favourite sandals on !!

That dress is the same yellow and white gingham number she wore to the pub for a 'cheeky prawn salad' a couple of weeks ago when we had two days of summer weather, and she wore flip-flops with it then too (page 19 of this thread). She obviously thinks it's a look.

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

And doing tippy toes in her flip flops she just needs to find her basket and Toto ‘we’re not in Horsham any more’

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

"It's so 'o'.." (no h and no t). She really is common as muck.

 

[pink_norris]

Q&A boredom again same questions she’s pre recorded again. Classics give me a break you won’t find your shit in the V&A

 

[Ohmydays]

"It's so 'o'.." (no h and no t). She really is common as muck.

She must be sweating her cats teats off smothered in all that polyester !! Must set a reminder to watch ITS takeover .. yawn. She’s getting more boring by the minute !!!!!!!

 

[miss trixie]

"Classics" Loona-speak for the same old stuff. We are not talking about Givenchy here, pet. Limited edition my sweet *ss.

 

[Ohmydays]

LOOK AT THAT LUXE PATCHY TAN !!!! It’s the attention to detail that make her so fabulous … said no one ever !!!!

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

I genuinely don't understand why she's so hot. I reckon she's used the word 'floaty' about 3,467 times since they arrives in Santorini, so if everything is so floaty then why is she so sweaty?

On another note, the walk from Imerovigli to Oia takes about an hour, and has absolutely STUNNING views and gorgeous scenery along the way that would make a glorious backdrop for photos. Why not just get up much earlier and walk into Oia and do photography along the way, instead of getting in a hot, sweaty taxi with a mask on? What is her obsession with all the domes buildings and skyline of Oia? Is the rest of the island not good enough? For some reason today I really just want to give her a slap. Probably because she's ruining my heavenly honeymoon memories by bastardising Santorini for me.

 

[Sophie92]

The back of her head with those extensions looks ridiculous. You can literally draw a line where her hair ends and the extensions start

 

[Itsmechloe]

LOOK AT THAT LUXE PATCHY TAN !!!! It’s the attention to detail that make her so fabulous … said no one ever !!!!

Hideous. It is always bad and she clearly never exfoliates. I would actively avoid buying any tan she promotes on IG.
Imagine how much better she would look if she ditched the tan completely

 

[Ohmydays]

I genuinely don't understand why she's so hot. I reckon she's used the word 'floaty' about 3,467 times since they arrives in Santorini, so if everything is so floaty then why is she so sweaty?

On another note, the walk from Imerovigli to Oia takes about an hour, and has absolutely STUNNING views and gorgeous scenery along the way that would make a glorious backdrop for photos. Why not just get up much earlier and walk into Oia and do photography along the way, instead of getting in a hot, sweaty taxi with a mask on? What is her obsession with all the domes buildings and skyline of Oia? Is the rest of the island not good enough? For some reason today I really just want to give her a slap. Probably because she's ruining my heavenly honeymoon memories by bastardising Santorini for me.

My friend from America is there at the moment his pics are stunning and natural you wouldn’t think they were on the same island ..

The back of her head with those extensions looks ridiculous. You can literally draw a line where her hair ends and the extensions start

Those Russian virgin clip in rats tails are horrendous aren’t they ?

"Classics" Loona-speak for the same old stuff. We are not talking about Givenchy here, pet. Limited edition my sweet *ss.

More like end of range at Ali Express