Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

Which of these popular activities have Lorna and Old Man Testino done whilst in Lisbon?

  • Visited a museum to marvel at the incredible mosaic tiles

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Been to the top of the castle

    Votes: 1 1.0%
  • Watched films on a laptop

    Votes: 60 60.0%
  • Visited the imposing cathedral

    Votes: 2 2.0%
  • Been to the food market

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Minced around the square outside the police station

    Votes: 68 68.0%
  • A tram tour

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Strolled around the Principe Real

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Climbed up to the dome at the National Palace

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Taken a day trip to Sintra

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Total voters
    100
  • Poll closed .
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I’m sorry but this is a dreadful advert for her clothing. Just look at the state of the outfit. She should take Lornas advice and size up (I’m not body shaming either I would be saying this about anyone wearing something too small). If you were paying someone to advertise this rubbish at least send them clothes that fit them.
 

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I’m sorry but this is a dreadful advert for her clothing. Just look at the state of the outfit. She should take Lornas advice and size up (I’m not body shaming either I would be saying this about anyone wearing something too small). If you were paying someone to advertise this rubbish at least send them clothes that fit them.
The bloody thing is just wrong let alone too small. The fact she’s saying it’s not tight and makes her look thinner as well 😬
 
I just ventured to the ITS website for the first time ever. Wow. I don’t know if I’m just old but everything on there is atrocious. Who is buying this??
I know! I always marvel at how utterly chavvy, trashy, cheap 'n nasty, slutty, and downright ugly all the ITS clothing ranges are, and yet thousands of young women must be buying it daily for that halfwit to be such a wealthy man.
 
Launch day today which means:-

1. the usual size up/size down nonsense 🙄 what’s wrong with making clothes true to size????

2. she’ll be ‘really nervous’ before the launch and will need a rose to calm her nerves

3. will go missing off the gram tomorrow as she always does after a launch

4. we will never see her wearing any of the ‘collection’ again after today
NAILED IT 😂

Defo all for the FoK title. Done wonders for her.
 

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New thread (no poll this time as I'm feeling a little brain dead this morning)...

 
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