Lorna Luxe #26 What's Portuguese for have pink wallpaper, will travel?

[Its_Me]

You might also want to tell him that the pepper sauce underneath his beef tenderloin contains cream. That's dairy, to you and me. Then again, he ate a plate of cheese in Lisbon, according to your highlight, so perhaps he's not that bothered.

She just says stuff for the sake of saying it, so weird. Who even cares if he’s not eating dairy and gluten? He’s already fucked and looks 10 years older than he is, the damage is already done.

 

[miss trixie]

I'm afraid that THIS has just sent my 'creeps me out' antennae to DEFCON 1.

 

[Ohmydays]

I'm afraid that THIS has just sent my 'creeps me out' antennae to DEFCON 1.

OMG .. look at his gut those buttons are practically popping off !!! Such a smug expression lighting up his fag whilst sitting in their company and them giggling .. WTF is that about ? I’d make him go and smoke somewhere else . Selfish

 

[Caughtredhanded]

Why does she say “nice” like Gollum

 

[LouisLover]

Hi Fillet Kingsley Look at my amazing thick and glossy hair . Can I have another code for my gullible followers

 

[Its_Me]

Hi Fillet Kingsley Look at my amazing thick and glossy hair . Can I have another code for my gullible followers

She literally looks straight off benefits Britain

 

[miss trixie]

Just......THIS

 

[Its_Me]

Why is she talking so fast she sounds like she’s on QVC or one of those shopping channels where they have those countdown sales

 

[Sophie92]

That other girl they were with has posted that they were with Lorna and OMR last night as well so looks like Lorna’s were from another day. Does she not want people to associate her with Bonnie Bint or worried all her fans camped out in Santorini might come and interrupt their dinner with autograph requests

Why is she talking so fast she sounds like she’s on QVC or one of those shopping channels where they have those countdown sales

Also LookFantastic does 20% pretty regularly. Hardly the discount of the century

 

[Its_Me]

A couple more for your book @RaspberryCheesecake

By Terry becomes Birry er
And Matt is her no foundation make up

 

[RaspberryCheesecake]

She looks like a great big giant marshmallow in this outfit. Not flattering!

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

Thought of OMR. Bless him.

 

[miss trixie]

Why is she talking so fast she sounds like she’s on QVC or one of those shopping channels where they have those countdown sales

Maybe she's on speed.

 

[Its_Me]

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[miss trixie]

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Ah Well, it's that time again.......Lie Back & Think Of England.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

So she’s wearing a Chanel swimsuit .. and absolutely not the shite she’s designed??

oh and the back track of “ sex on fire“… spare us. The sex is not even fucking tepid love. That’s why you both shag other people, LOL’s.

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Hiya, goodmorninghowyoudoing?
Can I speak to Annabel off of filet o Kingsley please?
Just want to discuss lorna of zeroLuxes’ incredible hair transformation!

*Could she possibly be using a filter that alters her hairline to perpetuate the raging success of the products?

 

[Ohmydays]

Hiya, goodmorninghowyoudoing?
Can I speak to Annabel off of filet o Kingsley please?
Just want to discuss lorna of zeroLuxes’ incredible hair transformation!

*Could she possibly be using a filter that alters her hairline to perpetuate the raging success of the products?

Never a truer word spoken @AllAboutTheMayhem

 

[styleoversubstance]

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Hey huns, just got the bedazzler out that John packed as a suprise for me in his hand luggage…it was wrapped in his yellow shorts for safety. I can pop the Gucci logo on a ITS distressed basecap if you want for 50p extra as part of Act 65487… Stay in touch xx

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

Why has she taken pictures so dark that no one can actually see the very expensive swimsuit?

The stretched foot.