Jack Monroe #599 Asda value chickens coming home to roost

[L3moning]

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She's seen that her letters to the newspaper by a 90 year old man Era has been discussed. Any minute now she'll have to explain she means cloud as in computers

I like that the image isn't even the original Simpsons one, it has Cloud from Final Fansty 7 in it.

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

If perjickwt is going to be incorporated into canal parlance, can I please suggest it might mean “the feeling when someone you know in real life has a neckbeardy social media interaction with guest” because that happened to me for the first time this week on BS and…ick.

Eg: I had another perjickwt this week, so disappointed in my cousin or I can’t believe I’ve been perjickwted for the third time this year

Thoughts and prayers . . .

 

[Emmapism]

Still no figgy pudding? Wow what a shock, said no-one.

 

[MancBee]

I am still waiting for her to be of some bleeping use.....

You'll be very, VERY, old before that happens.

I wonder if the Uber is booked for her Christmas Eve present drop.

 

[MavisBeacon]

If perjickwt is going to be incorporated into canal parlance, can I please suggest it might mean “the feeling when someone you know in real life has a neckbeardy social media interaction with guest” because that happened to me for the first time this week on BS and…ick.

Eg: I had another perjickwt this week, so disappointed in my cousin or I can’t believe I’ve been perjickwted for the third time this year

I feel like it's an onomatopoeia- you know, like the nose you make when you screw up your face and poke your tongue out in disgust, for example when looking at guest's slops or contemplating her filthy nails. A bit like bleurgh but with a slightly harder gagging consonant sound.

 

[Captainmouse]

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bleeping hell, her friend should count themselves fortunate she didn’t mix the botulism anchovy leftovers she had “kicking around” with the stray pots of curdled cream “lying around” to concoct another repulsive festive fishyfreddo. View attachment 3324418 q

a salty, umami anchovy oily depth.

Spoiler: S L O P

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Tastes even better when it’s been stinking up your fridge for two days.
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Why is it swimming in oil? if you are serving on mashed potato (I am assuming it is mash, WFK's) why not sauté in butter?

 

[Carefree]

Still no figgy pudding? Wow what a shock, said no-one.

She's on the school run! Obviously.

 

[Captainmouse]

Guest has yet to learn the trick of putting a little sugar in a tomato sauce to balance out the tomato acidity and chilli. Balancing flavours are not in her wheelhouse.

Let’s be honest, her wheel house is totally empty, cavernous in fact, you can hear the echo

 

[secretsrsafe]

I just realised. Doesnt she look like musk. They have the same cold souless eyes. Weird!

Same as Skanky Price - the hallmark of a malignant narc.

 

[YerDa]

I'm still waiting for the eels

To the tune of Sorry Miss Jackson:

Sorry Ms Monroe
I am four eels
Never meant to make your Small Boy cry
I am just some fish and not a pie

 

[TurnedUpInTipp]

If perjickwt is going to be incorporated into canal parlance, can I please suggest it might mean “the feeling when someone you know in real life has a neckbeardy social media interaction with guest” because that happened to me for the first time this week on BS and…ick.

Eg: I had another perjickwt this week, so disappointed in my cousin or I can’t believe I’ve been perjickwted for the third time this year

I feel that 'Perjickwt' is the unspoken thing that happened in Dordrecht.

 

[LydiaDeetzHat]

She's on the school run! Obviously.

isnt that kid about 18 now?

 

[TheMiceInTheShed]

I feel that 'Perjickwt' is the unspoken thing that happened in Dordrecht.

Omigod!

I'll bet you're right!

No wonder nobody will talk about it. They can't pronounce it.

 

[Lumpyspaceprincess]

Has she shared what rancid muck she is serving up for Christmas yet, or is she going to her mums for underdone roasties.

 

[BeardyBap]

Has she shared what rancid muck she is serving up for Christmas yet, or is she going to her mums for underdone roasties.

Will never, ever, not be funny.

 

[allybongo]

Will never, ever, not be funny.
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That was the best day ever

 

[MancBee]

When's Titmas this year?

 

[YerDa]

When's Titmas this year?

I can’t imagine she’ll ever have a front page like that again. Though she could pitch for Socialist Worker I guess?

 

[Carefree]

Is "Leninist Landlords and their leeches" a publication that exists? That's about as niche a place that'll have her these days.

 

[I'm not actually here]

that "by the kilo" has annoyed me since I first saw it. she wants to imply it's like, go in, choose 35 shirts, pay 12p for them. But unless - and guest in particular should be on this - the price per kilo is reasonable, it's not a bargain is it. Oh yeah I bought 97 shirts at £25 a kilo is not going to be cheap is it.
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Tuna also (vegan-adjacent but vegetarian always here so I don't know but I would imagine they're not the same?)

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The fact that this chortling buffoon thinks she's invented tomato sauce for pasta is kind of amazing really

Most of a tin of anchovies? Ffs. You only get a scant handful in the tin anyway. Does she have some sort of personal restriction on how much of anything she can use in a deprecipe? She even weighed 1 anchovy..... Just chuck them all in and the food might actually taste of something. No need to blend them, just smash them with a fork.

Wtf is wrong in her head? Apart from her eyes, her taste buds, her hearing, her sense of smell blah blah.....