Jack Monroe #599 Asda value chickens coming home to roost

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Just to get in early for whoever does the next thread (after the terrible deprivation of @Lazarus of thread title 599, for which we shall continue to seek justice, WARNED) that currently

@NomDeGuerre has the highest by far nom for thread title 600:

‘If I don’t have a sieve, where am I getting a carabiner from?’

suggested by Alex on a 1 star Waterstones book review, entitled "Dubious".
 
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this may be unreasonable but I don't care about dumbass point scoring about the bleeping NHS. I care about the little animal that needs help right now. not everything has to be performative "political" content
And I certainly don't care about your stupid hateful non existent "food budget" that you made up or your stupid new name for your son. you don't get points for doing the right thing and getting him the special cat food. You're not a saint sacrificing your own food for his.

and get pet insurance you awful person. You can afford it.
 
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I'm not actually here said:
Most of a tin of anchovies? Ffs. You only get a scant handful in the tin anyway. Does she have some sort of personal restriction on how much of anything she can use in a deprecipe? She even weighed 1 anchovy..... Just chuck them all in and the food might actually taste of something. No need to blend them, just smash them with a fork.

Wtf is wrong in her head? Apart from her eyes, her taste buds, her hearing, her sense of smell blah blah.....
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The anchovies are supposed to dissolve into delicious nothing in the hot oil. Why is this so challenging for her?
 
I'm not actually here said:
Just to get in early for whoever does the next thread (after the terrible deprivation of @Lazarus of thread title 599, for which we shall continue to seek justice, WARNED) that currently

@NomDeGuerre has the highest by far nom for thread title 600:

‘If I don’t have a sieve, where am I getting a carabiner from?’

suggested by Alex on a 1 star Waterstones book review, entitled "Dubious".
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And for which I remain eternally penitent 🙏

Doesn't Alex mean "carabina" though?
 
Seaford Haggington said:
The anchovies are supposed to dissolve into delicious nothing in the hot oil. Why is this so challenging for her?
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She should try getting her leg of goat and cutting slits in and shoving the anchovies in those with whole cloves of garlic. bleeping delicious. So, no chance of guest doing it.
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witchofwestbyfleet said:
And for which I remain eternally penitent 🙏

Doesn't Alex mean "carabina" though?
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Penitence accepted. No need to live on slop for 10 years in outer Cyberia with guest as your personal chef.
 
rage naan said:
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this may be unreasonable but I don't care about dumbass point scoring about the bleeping NHS. I care about the little animal that needs help right now. not everything has to be performative "political" content


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Feck off Jack you utter horror. So Coops has been to the vet and has a condition. And you had to pay £500 coz you don’t have insurance. You fkin hole. If you’re on a low income you can use the PDSA or one of their associate vets if there’s no PDSA nearby.
Obviously if you’re not on benefits and low income, like you Grifty McTwatface, you buy pet insurance. It’s called being responsible for their welfare.
 
rage naan said:
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this may be unreasonable but I don't care about dumbass point scoring about the bleeping NHS. I care about the little animal that needs help right now. not everything has to be performative "political" content
And I certainly don't care about your stupid hateful non existent "food budget" that you made up or your stupid new name for your son.

and get pet insurance you awful person. You can afford it.
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“Cantankerous” has actually made me livid. You crappy excuse for a person Jack, I hope you read this and have a proper think about how utterly gross you are. You don’t deserve … have never deserved … to have an animal dependent on you.
 
rage naan said:
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this may be unreasonable but I don't care about dumbass point scoring about the bleeping NHS. I care about the little animal that needs help right now. not everything has to be performative "political" content
And I certainly don't care about your stupid hateful non existent "food budget" that you made up or your stupid new name for your son.

and get pet insurance you awful person. You can afford it.
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Neglect. Should have been up that vet at the first sign of thirst and incontinence.

What the hell has that got to do with the NHS?
 
rage naan said:
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this may be unreasonable but I don't care about dumbass point scoring about the bleeping NHS. I care about the little animal that needs help right now. not everything has to be performative "political" content
And I certainly don't care about your stupid hateful non existent "food budget" that you made up or your stupid new name for your son. you don't get points for doing the right thing and getting him the special cat food. You're not a saint sacrificing your own food for his.

and get pet insurance you awful person. You can afford it.
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She can also afford the pet insurance.
 
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