Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

[GrannyOgg]

How can any squig see that easter egg box 'life hack' and think 'the Vimes Boots Index will be here any day now?'

You’re assuming that they care.

 

[Pavlova]

THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

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Do you think it's their way of getting back at her? I do wonder!

 

[Clapster1]

No no, Jack doesn't own a juicer #POOR

Or a Soda Stream.

 

[Orphan_Black]

I love how she screams about how tired and busy she is when today has consisted of getting up at noon, painting her nails with Tippex, and making boxes out of boxes.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I love how she screams about how tired and busy she is when today has consisted of getting up at noon, painting her nails with Tippex, and making boxes out of boxes.

And chatting tit about Germolene.

 

[HotesTilaire]

How many sheets of A4 would an Easter egg box hold?

 

[Clapster1]

The boxes take up a ludicrous amount of space so instead of, like, throwing them out, just turn them inside out and then they take up ..... exactly the same amount of space. Problem solved

But now SB's eggs are out in the open and fair game.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

I love how she screams about how tired and busy she is when today has consisted of getting up at noon, painting her nails with Tippex, and making boxes out of boxes.

Toddlers have busier days than Jack

 

[Orphan_Black]

But now SB's eggs are out in the open and fair game.

She better not fill them up with Mac n Cheese. That's a maverick move too far!

 

[Boyo]

I love how she screams about how tired and busy she is when today has consisted of getting up at noon, painting her nails with Tippex, and making boxes out of boxes.

THIS
Ooh, I’ve been working 100hr weeks. I’ve painted my nails with tipp-ex. I’ve made boxes out of…..well, boxes, and do you realise how many eggs SB had?? I’m so damn TIRED!

 

[Captainmouse]

And chatting tit about Germolene.

I missed that one

 

[HarryPotHead]

Well I for one am amazed at the hack that you can use boxes to store stuff in ! What’s next, bags for carrying things?

No no no bags are for pooping in

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Is she in toddler daycare?

 

[JeanBurns76]

Coming soon…. The story about when she fell off her chopper outside the HMO, sorry B&B and Grandad shoved up his sleeves, held his roll up in his mouth and rubbed a bit of Germolene on her ouchy! Oooh the memories!

 

[Pavlova]

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Is she collecting squiggs ideas on that tweet thread for the Book of Fack tips and tumbledrier fluff?

 

[Sideboard Bob]

I missed that one

Isn’t she just riveting...

 

[JombleWomble]

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Do you think her publisher sends her other people's cookbooks accompanied by notes saying this fact like "This person's book was published ON TIME!" hoping that she'll take the hint?

 

[Captainmouse]

Isn’t she just riveting...


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Must have blinked

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

OMFG.

ETA. No one cares about OH Jack. Please, please, please stop.

 

[EllaEm87]

Vlad is trying to find Jackie a real job!

(what dya mean it’s not the SW that has the complex needs?)