Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

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The tricky thing now is that even if she did a Patreon welcome message or something, it’s so ludicrously late that it would make the whole thing more conspicuous. As you say @JeanBurns76, it would remind people who might have unwittingly forgotten and don’t look at their bank statements as much! But equally, she’ll be loathe to fess up and say sorry and that she’ll get on with it from now on. She’s really got herself stuck with this one.
Toot toot! Me thinks the runaway train 🚂 is gathering speed
 
Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards

And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination
BIB - waaaaaaay too early!!!
 
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