Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero
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Satisfying Click
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Imagine your girlfriend sending you a photo of that monstrosity, accompanied by the caption, "I might have to finish it all myself, teehee!"
"Nah... go on love, knock yourself out
no, really!"
MY OH IS SO SELFLESS!
"Nah... go on love, knock yourself out
no, really!"MY OH IS SO SELFLESS!
Elastoblast
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Again not resembling any other stroganoff ever created. Why the weird colour? Why the sausages? Why so oily? Why so sad
EllaEm87
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You’ve missed off the metric fucktonne of oil you've obviously used, Jackie love xx #greasy
bowiethesdmn
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Can anyone tell me if Jack is seeing someone? She's so subtle I can't figure it out
Into_the_tunnel
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What is the division thing going on at the bottom?
What is she dividing? Grains of rice?
Elastoblast
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Bleurgh coconut milk in a stroganoff? Why just why. It's not a stroganoff in any way Jack
Satisfying Click
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2 tbsp of cooking oil, and the fat from the bollock sausages rendering down, as well as the additional fat from coconut milk. Image that sliding through your guts 
kachoochoo
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how come the sausage bits look like prawns?
EllaEm87
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Dunno why the hospital keep prescribing me Picolax. They could just tell me to eat a Monroe recipe before my colonoscopies.2 tbsp of cooking oil, and the fat from the bollock sausages rendering down, as well as the additional fat from coconut milk. Image that sliding through your guts
Rekyavikgirl
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Hungary needs to punish her
Elastoblast
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Dr Dr Cack Monroe's world famous patented constipation cure. Step right up Sir, Madam, this little concoction will have your bowels gliding in no time2 tbsp of cooking oil, and the fat from the bollock sausages rendering down, as well as the additional fat from coconut milk. Image that sliding through your guts
JombleWomble
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"Store things in boxes". WOW! Thanks for the life saving tip Jack
The huffy emoji at the end of that tweet has really riled me up. What is she so annoyed about? Having to adhere to the terms of a lease that she chose to sign? Having to downsize to a property that will still be big enough to suit her needs? It's so bleeping (sorry
) offensive for her to act so hard done by while she sits in her house looking out at her garden, while some people are street homeless or stuck in entirely unsuitable accommodation.I usually find ways to laugh at Jack to ease the pain, but sometimes she's just too inappropriate for that to even be a possibility.
Eurgh I'm gonna poor some wine and play with my catto for a bit. See you soon Frauen ❤
ETA- I edited to correct a typo and somehow managed to merge my posts. I'm confused and very sorry for the chaos!
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Sideboard Bob
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Now I’m no Nigella, but she’s referring to this
and calling it a recipe, how can that be right?? 
Pavlova
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Only herself in the sentient mirror
Semi_literate_bot
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Christ I didn't even notice that, I was too distracted by the greasy sausages at 25p for 5
I often make a mushroom stroganoff which is perfectly nice in its own right, served with an adult's portion of rice - no need for coconut milk or bollock sausages!
Boyo
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Why is it in the dog’s bowl?
Elastoblast
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No method just the costings. So relieved she included the mixed dried herbs that are so, so indispensable and go with everything. The perfect accompaniment to the dish and lending a delightful sludge green to the dishView attachment 1213569 q
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Now I’m no Nigella, but she’s referring to this
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