Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

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CrackingOwlSanctuary said:
THAT MAN isn't the only one encroaching on Jack's niche:

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I met him on holiday in Menorca about 7 years i ago. I’d taken my 3 kids (single mum) and they were all under 10 at the time, he struck up a conversation saying he thought I was brave for holidaying alone with 3 kids. He was lovely 😍 I might get this book just to spite Jack 😀
 
I signed up to THAT MAN’s app
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The tricky thing now is that even if she did a Patreon welcome message or something, it’s so ludicrously late that it would make the whole thing more conspicuous. As you say @JeanBurns76, it would remind people who might have unwittingly forgotten and don’t look at their bank statements as much! But equally, she’ll be loathe to fess up and say sorry and that she’ll get on with it from now on. She’s really got herself stuck with this one.
 
Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards

And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination
 
FlowerOfTheEast said:
Time to gather up those hunks of bread and recap what we know about Harold:
Access to guinea pigs
Big car
Brass mugs
Brother with chickens
Burgles Jack's clothes
Chooses unsuitable Lego
Dismissive of 90s fragrances
Doesn't drink alcohol
Not on social media (except reflection in photo posted by Jack)
Owns a spatula
Skilled at making cake boards

And what we still don't know:
Whether real or figment of Jack's imagination
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Tbh the makeshift cake board looked as badly wrapped in foil as you'd expect it to be if Cack Monroe had done it....

StillLucilleBluth said:
The tricky thing now is that even if she did a Patreon welcome message or something, it’s so ludicrously late that it would make the whole thing more conspicuous. As you say @JeanBurns76, it would remind people who might have unwittingly forgotten and don’t look at their bank statements as much! But equally, she’ll be loathe to fess up and say sorry and that she’ll get on with it from now on. She’s really got herself stuck with this one.
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She's made such a big deal of her forensic attention to detail that it's hard to explain it as a lapse and as she made abundantly clear in recent weeks she's doing this ALL single handedly so can't blame it on a hapless assistant....what a pickle to find herself in or silver skin in the macaroni cheese if you prefer
 
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