Jack Monroe #292 Poet, philosopher, fighter, cook, hero

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Sideboard Bob said:
There’s a scammer in the replies this tweet. Someone has replied to Jack with their PayPal details, using red squig‘s profile pic and a very similar user name. I’ve reported it to Twitter, but I wonder if Jack will notice.



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Wow this just keeps happening doesn't it? Not very good for the #brand. Or for online begging as a whole.
 
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I liked the tweet in the last thread where she blamed the canal for trying to wreck her life, as if she's not managing that perfectly well on her own. I think the people here are like sports commentators at a really eventful match:

She gets stuck in the basketball hoop.
Canal goes: 'Oh look, Jack's stuck in the basketball hoop. How different. Normally the ball goes in there.'
Jack goes (in her outdoor voice): 'My ball is DEAD'
*Enter the ball*
Jacob Rees-Mogg goes: 'Alleluia, he is risen'
Canal goes: 'Oh look, Jack was wrong about the ball. It's rolling towards the hoop.'
Jack rips the basketball hoop off the stand: 'It was 98% dead. The Poverty killed it.'
Canal goes: 'Oh...well that's unlikely. We doubt basketballs can be killed by The Poverty.'
Defensive Begbie Jack headbutts ball towards Rees-Mogg. It hits his eye. He falls to the ground.
Canal:
Why Mogg Die?
Ball in Eye.
Why you cry?
Rees-Mogg die.
Jack post-game: 'Look at my black eye. I got it fighting The Poverty.'
Canal goes: 'Ask her about the incriminating ring around her stomach! She was stuck in the hoop for half the game.'
Jack goes: THE HOOP IS DEAD.
Canal:
Why you cry?
Hoop don't lie.

And so on, for like 300 threads.
 
Sideboard Bob said:
There’s a scammer in the replies this tweet. Someone has replied to Jack with their PayPal details, using red squig‘s profile pic and a very similar user name. I’ve reported it to Twitter, but I wonder if Jack will notice.



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Perhaps they are both her socks and she is being clever….. showing how kind she is and then trying to make a song and dance about being scammed. That’s how much I don’t believe a thing she does
 
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