Zoella De Vile - Cordially Invites Pedos and Torys to Casa De Zalfe

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GossWhore said:
Zoe spent her evening voting for Joe in Strictly, the only thing Alfie said "it costs 15p" -- love a supportive bf.
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If only the rumours true and Zoe was going in the jungle...Alfie would willingly use his phone no matter what to purposely keep Zoe there and I don't think for one second that the money would even occur to him....such a shame it was a rumour though!

Although rumour has it a celeb is joing at a later date....maybe this could be Alfie's chance!
 
GossWhore said:
  • Of course for dinner, they end up at Wagamamas -- can't they do something homely and cook in that beautiful kitchen!!!
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  • also notice how she said “nothing better than a fresh Wagamama.” Which at first I thought was quite an odd thing to say. I then realised she meant as opposed to take away. Shows just how offen she gets it - really depressing. It’s not even an expression. And I echo the pain of seeing that beautiful underused kitchen.
 
I don´t get their relationship at this point. I mean, of course breakups are hard and stuff, even more after dating for so long, but come on! He has been treating her like tit for the last 2 years, at this point I would be TIRED AF of Alfie no matter how much I loved him. I mean, I have been dating my bf a little bit over 3 years and love him to death, only problem is, he is the same age as me (we are a year younger than Alfie) and can act childish sometimes, but I let him know when he is beeing inmature and he is super cool about it, he asks me why, we talk about it and everything turns out great, but OMFG, Alfie is in a whole different level. He is inmature, an asshole, rude, has nothing going on in his life other than his imaginary projects. Isn´t Zoe a girl boss? (I am beeing sarcastic) ... she needs to have a serious talk with him or dump him. I know it would be super hard for her to find another bf at the moment -because she is a pain in the ass as well- but she could work on herself, and find someone who truly loves her and wants the same things as her.
My mum always told me something: "Remember that the longer the relationship, negative things tend to get stronger if you don´t work them out and possitive things tend to get stronger if you DO work them out", at this point, if they got married, I am almost sure, it would be hell for them eventually.
 
I absolutely cannot STAND the amount of takeaways they get. I know this has all been said but it’s just awful. They seem to cook at home once in a blue moon, and like someone mentioned, it’s an absolute abomination to never use such a gorgeous kitchen! Not to mention the unused dining room. It’s become all to easy for them to click their fingers and have food arrive, not making any dent whatsoever in their income. It makes me sick.
 
snickerdoodle said:
I absolutely cannot STAND the amount of takeaways they get. I know this has all been said but it’s just awful. They seem to cook at home once in a blue moon, and like someone mentioned, it’s an absolute abomination to never use such a gorgeous kitchen! Not to mention the unused dining room. It’s become all to easy for them to click their fingers and have food arrive, not making any dent whatsoever in their income. It makes me sick.
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She's obviously got one of these body types where she can eat all the crap she wants and not put on weight but eventually I assume her health will suffer if she doesn't eat in a more balanced way. She's so childish, even down to what she eats. I don't really watch their vlogs but I'm guessing when they do 'cook' it's just heating up frozen or ready-prepared stuff. A few years ago the main Gleamers at the time did this sponsored ad for Mumseyeview or Asda (can't remember now) where each couple had to prepare a Christmas course- Zalfie looked so out of their depth preparing a roast chicken. I did watch some of Zoe's Vlogmas last year when she made a big deal about actually hosting Xmas lunch (which I was surprised about) only to then conveniently get a cold and say preparing a turkey was "beyond their capabilities" so Amanda had to do it all, lol.
 
People seem to be under the impression Zoe eats endless calories of crap a day. She gives off this impression but all you have to do is watch other people’s vlogs when they’re with her to see how little she actually eats.
She will order pizza and have half a slice,
At family dinners or meals out Alfie knows to avoid her plate when scanning the room.
Mark isn’t so good at it. They have slipped up many times and shown Zoe’s almost full plate left with a napkin scrunched up on it.
Mark and Zoe were at the garden centre having pizza in one vlog and after banging on about how wonderful the pizza is (in between fake giggles and endless crappy singing) Zoe’s pizza is barely touched on her plate as he tries to scan over to her face quickly when they’re finished.
Her hot choclate drinks that she loves instead of coffee, only a third of it gets drunk.

Yet go to Casa de Zalfie and you’re bombarded with take aways, chocolate, snacks in your bedroom! Sweets.

She’s a typical girl with an eating disorder and a feeder (in my opinion ?)

Alfie is the other extreme. Tries to pretend he’s a health guru but in reality eats 4 lunches to “buff up” because he spent 10 min in the gym last Tuesday ?
 
^ Yeah, I do remember people saying she eats like a bird but it still can't be healthy what she eats, even if it's just a tiny bit each time. She's such a bad role model. I'm surprised she's still quite popular but I don't know how much longer that will last.
 
Oohthedrama said:
People seem to be under the impression Zoe eats endless calories of crap a day. She gives off this impression but all you have to do is watch other people’s vlogs when they’re with her to see how little she actually eats.
She will order pizza and have half a slice,
At family dinners or meals out Alfie knows to avoid her plate when scanning the room.
Mark isn’t so good at it. They have slipped up many times and shown Zoe’s almost full plate left with a napkin scrunched up on it.
Mark and Zoe were at the garden centre having pizza in one vlog and after banging on about how wonderful the pizza is (in between fake giggles and endless crappy singing) Zoe’s pizza is barely touched on her plate as he tries to scan over to her face quickly when they’re finished.
Her hot choclate drinks that she loves instead of coffee, only a third of it gets drunk.

Yet go to Casa de Zalfie and you’re bombarded with take aways, chocolate, snacks in your bedroom! Sweets.

She’s a typical girl with an eating disorder and a feeder (in my opinion ?)

Alfie is the other extreme. Tries to pretend he’s a health guru but in reality eats 4 lunches to “buff up” because he spent 10 min in the gym last Tuesday ?
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exactly!

[ot]: when i had anorexia in my teenage years I HAD to decide what my family ate and how much whenever I was having meals/cooking with them. When in company, you have the same controlling/restrictive behaviour you impose to yourself. That's a major ed trait.
 
Agree ^^

The people around her enable her.
To live her life as a near hermit, to plan and dictate what others do and eat and when they do it.
I’ve never in my life seen someone leave bars of chocolate and crisps in a guests room when in theory the guest is going to be spending time in the main house WITH the people they’re visiting until actual bed time!
Yeah leave some PR gifts and items from her beauty range, but it’s not a guesthouse or people coming to borrow your house for a weekend where you might leave a few staple items.
Bread, milk, cereal....?
Not 28 bars of chocolate on your pillow when watching Harry Potter with dominos will take up most of the evening.
They allow her to portray herself as a carefree teenager who eats what she wants when she wants and you only have to look at the vlogs to see how they help her keep the reality of her intake under wraps.
This woman has therapy weekly for years, they clearly have couples therapy yet nobody challenges her, nobody.
They’re all on payroll so why make Zoe upset when it can effect their own wage.
No therapist worth their salt would encourage her to live the life she’s leading at the moment.
I think the only friend she’s had that has challenged her was Louise Pentland.
And that ultimately lead to their friendship breaking down, because with 2 kids and a partner Louise no longer follows the “being friends with Zoe 101” rules
 
I thought she actually stuffed her bra with her food? no? then what's in her bra

jokes aside, for someone who lounges around whole day at home, her lifestyle can mean she doesn't burn much calories or energy and generally doesn't eat much. I don't mean a human should only eat 5 chocolates a day but with years of just lazing around, if she doesn't even eat much to begin with, her appetite may be really small.

However, that isn't healthy living, nor is her diet healthy, nor is her lifestyle healthy

@GossWhore thanks for the update!

This is the recipe she had to open her book for, and she didn't have avocado
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@Horatio
Yup There's nothing like a fresh Wagamama because they eat stales ones

And they went out for breakfast another day, no breakfast cereal party at her house?
LOL
 
Got five minutes in to the new vlog and had to switch off. I can’t watch one more second of car singing with air-grabbing for goodness sake. And I’m not a regular viewer so have no idea who these new Scottish friends are? She seems to go through phases with ‘friends’.
 
boredjess said:
I thought she actually stuffed her bra with her food? no? then what's in her bra

jokes aside, for someone who lounges around whole day at home, her lifestyle can mean she doesn't burn much calories or energy and generally doesn't eat much. I don't mean a human should only eat 5 chocolates a day but with years of just lazing around, if she doesn't even eat much to begin with, her appetite may be really small.

However, that isn't healthy living, nor is her diet healthy, nor is her lifestyle healthy

@GossWhore thanks for the update!

This is the recipe she had to open her book for, and she didn't have avocado
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@Horatio
Yup There's nothing like a fresh Wagamama because they eat stales ones

And they went out for breakfast another day, no breakfast cereal party at her house?
LOL
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It's really bad as just imagine the Youngs had a set budget on spending (they aren't as rich and have a little baby) but Zoe wants to eat out every meal. For her it doesn't add up. But for others it does. She doesn't take that into account.

OR she's one of those who pays but you know there's no such thing as a free meal. You are now a Zoe minion. Ready at her beck and call.
 
GossWhore said:
It's really bad as just imagine the Youngs had a set budget on spending (they aren't as rich and have a little baby) but Zoe wants to eat out every meal. For her it doesn't add up. But for others it does. She doesn't take that into account.
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The worst of it all: ALFIE made them MISS THEIR FLIGHT and they had to fly home the next day instead!!! EasyJet were tit to them it seems but ultimately if Zalfie drove them to the airport it was partly their responsibility to enable them to get there in time.
Zoe was the one saying “There’s a flight tomorrow, it’s fine hehehe!” and doing this silly giggling as if the whole situation is hilarious, but why should she decide if it’s fine or not for them. Your man child of a boyfriend Alfonso contributed to them missing their flight because he took too long eating his breakfast. If you watch The Young’s vlog “He made us miss our flight” (passive aggressive title?) Bethany looks distraught when she explains, on the edge of tears. Daniel admitted he burst out crying as soon as they announced it and said on the train back to Brighton “I feel devastated” and they obviously both felt very embarrassed and like they were then overstaying their welcome. The video description says “Because of a certain someone we missed our flight.... we were SOOOO excited to get home and see our babies!” It rubs me up the wrong way so much that Zoe is laughing about this in her vlog when Daniel said he burst into tears and the couple clearly had an extremely stressful time, it’s disgusting. If you watch the two clips back to back it makes Zoe look like a sociopath. Not only does she laugh at the situation but she does this silly intro like “look at our two little guests here who shouldn’t actually have been here tonight....” in a totally patronising voice. Having already spent 3 nights away from their little babies they must have been desperate to get home. I would feel so incredibly awkward if I were Zoe or at least show sensitivity and sympathy but no, there she is being a stuck up, cackling cow. I doubt the Youngs got the money back if it was their own (Alfie’s) fault..... the flight the next day surely would have been so much more expensive... just because Zalfie have money to burn and can fly home the next day from Dubai because poor little Zoe is “ill” doesn’t mean that everyone can, wants to or would make it out to be a hilarious story. God I can picture them complaining to each other about Zalfie and all the expenses the whole way home.
 
EXACTLY! even asides from the costs (I could imagine Zalfie paid for the new flight as it was there fault) it's so rude! Zoe jokes about she'd like them to miss the flight on the next day too because she likes them to be around but I think it's more than just a joke. She loves spending time with them (as she wouldn't do anything without them) and Alfie just doesn't care. They don't think about what it must be for parents and the small children to miss the flight and don't see each other for another day. Numbers don't count in Zalfie World, one day, two days, hundret dollars, thousands, all the same in there.
 
Oh wow, I haven't watched the latest vlog but that is disgusting. Full stop. To make a crappy situation even worse with how Alfie and Zoe handled the situation by laughing it off as if it's nbd is just beyond appalling. It only further highlights that Zoe and Alfie do not know what it is like to have an actual schedule and responsibilities outside of themselves. They have such a lax schedule that things like missing flights, time wasted, and buying endless take-aways is nothing to them. And having enabler friends like Mark and Soppy only further cements their mindset that being that wasteful and lazy is perfectly acceptable, when in reality anyone with more than two brain cells would find this way of lifestyle a prison of their own making.

For someone who put out a hosting book not that long ago, this is a poor way to treat your guests and to put such stress on them when they have young children waiting for their parents back at home. It's bizarre Zoe was milking it and happy they were able to stay another day (not by choice). How do you misread the cues and assume the Youngs are just as happy about that situation. I'm surprised she even put up the vlog, does Zoe not realize the potential backlash she can get from this, on top of her stupid book that's already receiving negative feedback? For someone who likes to poke fun at Tanya for being slow she's one to talk...
 
What's the betting the Youngs never visit again... can't say I would blame them.

Zoe and Alfie strike me as those "kool kidz" at school who are popular and people want to please, but years later you bump into them in the supermarket and they haven't changed, and you think "thank goodness I moved on from this toxic friendship".
 
boredjess said:
BEACH SUNSETS, FRIENDS & HORROR MAZES | WEEKLY VLOG

They picked up friends from the airport,she deco the guest room. Goes for pizza (even I'm tired of Pizza from looking at it)

Bought Halloween decos, yeah she doesn't make them *whistles*
Buy balloons, blahblah, buy cake, hides a skeleton on Mark's bed. Mark acts scare (because he's always accomodating to her)
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Plays a game, why are her boobs sticking out like spears
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Went to the Tully thing

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Maybe he was so bored of her vlogs too it felt like dying. Joking

Vlog continues with rubbish footage of Tully, you know, bad filming all over the place, lights and shrieks
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Vlog abruptly ended after she said they were going to go do an Escape Room while eating some cotton candy and it fades to, surprise?
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That`s not her bust ,thems those balloons!!;):LOL:
 
Georgie from family fizz said in today's video she would like to release a recipe book with sandwich recipes. Not sure if it's a dig at zoella or not, could be!
 
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