Zoella De Vile - Cordially Invites Pedos and Torys to Casa De Zalfe

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Helloally said:
Sorry OT but just found a little gem in her new vlog. She and the other girl separate from the guys and they find each other at 7:58

Zoe: did you miss us?
Other dude: yeah actually was getting a bit worried
Frog: So happy
Zoe: see that’s why he is your husband and mine is still my boyfriend *insert fake uncomfortable laugh*

Sooo awkward! Can’t she just propose if she wants to get married so bad? Also I feel like she wants a wedding, the attention, the Instagram photos but hasn’t given a real thought to was marriage entails. For starters.. discuss important things like marriage and children.
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She has mentioned in a vlog before that she would NEVER be the one to do the proposing. So she’s obviously just waiting. And waiting. And waiting.
 
Alfie has been taking the mick out of Zoe for the longest time. I am sure none of these things are 'accidental'. He is a grown man with a fairly decent IQ, and he's been in the business long enough to know the obsessive fans pick over any bone imagined or real. Knowing this, he goes out of his way to make a joke of her. You know your love life is in the doldrums when you're planning new ways to embarrass her. I don't like zoe by any means, but I'd leave before I made a mockery of her if she was my girlfriend and her online reputation was everything!

During the NY trip he really didn't care to be a decent person, he couldn't contain his glee that he had no intention of proposing and instead took her to buy that ugly necklace. He was a walking ego, he LOVED it. She has made him far too comfortable that she wants that and would say yes. It was written all over his face that he enjoyed winding her up, getting her to guess, and seeing her excitement knowing he was about to burst her bubble. He revealed an evil side. (not saying she does not, she's always sniping at him on video & I don't know bad she is in private)

My favourite was his insta photo with her in NY, choosing the background 'Burnt' or something like that. Or the really ugly cushion he had made with her unflattering face that she hated and hid and he'd keep getting it out.

She's either too dumb to notice or she does notice but doesn't say anything as she's desperate.

There are so many things that she hates about him, and vice versa. I don't see any reason why they should stay together at this point.
 
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KawaiiAF said:
Alfie has been taking the mick out of Zoe for the longest time. I am sure none of these things are 'accidental'. He is a grown man with a fairly decent IQ, and he's been in the business long enough to know the obsessive fans pick over any bone imagined or real. Knowing this, he goes out of his way to make a joke of her. You know your love life is in the doldrums when you're planning new ways to embarrass her. I don't like zoe by any means, but I'd leave before I made a mockery of her if she was my girlfriend and her online reputation was everything!

During the NY trip he really didn't care to be a decent person, he couldn't contain his glee that he had no intention of proposing and instead took her to buy that ugly necklace. He was a walking ego, he LOVED it. She has made him far too comfortable that she wants that and would say yes. It was written all over his face that he enjoyed winding her up, getting her to guess, and seeing her excitement knowing he was about to burst her bubble. He revealed an evil side. (not saying she does not, she's always sniping at him on video & I don't know bad she is in private)

My favourite was his insta photo with her in NY, choosing the background 'Burnt' or something like that. Or the really ugly cushion he had made with her unflattering face that she hated and hid and he'd keep getting it out.

She's either too dumb to notice or she does notice but doesn't say anything as she's desperate.

There are so many things that she hates about him, and vice versa. I don't see any reason why they should stay together at this point.
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It’s not what you would usually say was an abusive relationship because it isn’t really in your face verbally abusive and isn't physically abusive, but Alfie’s behaviour the embarrassing acts, the winding up, it is quite emotionally manipulative and deceitful. And ultimately cruel. So I do think it is to some extent an emotionally abuse relationship - particularly given the glee you see on Alfie’s face after he does things. It’s toxic. And both need to get out. Because Zoe also has her toxic behaviour in the relationship too, the begging for a ring and baby and her general attitude.
 
STJ_95 said:
It’s not what you would usually say was an abusive relationship because it isn’t really in your face verbally abusive and isn't physically abusive, but Alfie’s behaviour the embarrassing acts, the winding up, it is quite emotionally manipulative and deceitful. And ultimately cruel. So I do think it is to some extent an emotionally abuse relationship - particularly given the glee you see on Alfie’s face after he does things. It’s toxic. And both need to get out. Because Zoe also has her toxic behaviour in the relationship too, the begging for a ring and baby and her general attitude.
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Yes, they’re both awful to each other. If we can pick this up in their vlogs I can only imagine how much worse it is off camera. I know that Amanda and Nick seem like nice people but seeing how their two kids (bc they do not act like adults) turned out, it gives me some pause. They must have really spoiled and sheltered both Poppy and Alfie. I can’t even list one redeemable quality about those two.

Alfie is awful. He doesn’t only do this with Zoe. He gets so gleeful when he’s pulling pranks or stringing along his friends and family too. How he still has any friends is beyond me. He’s lazy, childish, mean spirited, and ignorant. Such wonderful qualities in a person. I mean Zoe is no cake walk either and is just as awful but she still is in love with Alfie for some reason, whereas Alfie keeps on pushing the limits and teasing Zoe. He clearly does not feel the same way about Zoe. It’s not reciprocated at all. If he ever does propose it’s only because he has no money coming in from sponsorships and his career is completely dead. As @KawaiiAF pointed out, why propose when you already have everything for free courtesy of Zoe. He doesn’t have to work for it, it’s already all wrapped up nicely with a bow for the taking.
 
Poppy and Alfie have not been raised right from the little I've seen. Their parents are yes people, they just want to be seen as the popular, cool parents and have spoiled their kids rotten.

if I asked my parents to bring their mini portable bbq to my house to eat from, as I'd left my gifted top of the range bbq from jamie oliver no less, get rotten as I couldn't be bothered to clean it, they would wipe the floor with me! Instead they said nothing, just yes.

I remember zoe saying how surprised she was that his parents allowed her to stay over with alfie right from the word go, with nothing said.

They've given them no guidance at all. But that doesn't excuse their behaviour now. As adults, they can learn from people around them. They don't have to be like this. They are pretty messed up.
 
KawaiiAF said:
Poppy and Alfie have not been raised right from the little I've seen. Their parents are yes people, they just want to be seen as the popular, cool parents and have spoiled their kids rotten.

if I asked my parents to bring their mini portable bbq to my house to eat from, as I'd left my gifted top of the range bbq from jamie oliver no less, get rotten as I couldn't be bothered to clean it, they would wipe the floor with me! Instead they said nothing, just yes.

I remember zoe saying how surprised she was that his parents allowed her to stay over with alfie right from the word go, with nothing said.

They've given them no guidance at all. But that doesn't excuse their behaviour now. As adults, they can learn from people around them. They don't have to be like this. They are pretty messed up.
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I agree,
I was thinking it must be so weird for them that they’re almost on Alfie’s payroll and bend to his every wish. When it comes to holidays, birthdays and christmas celebrations what grown adults would want to spend Christmas Eve in matching pajamas with their son and daughters girlfriend/boyfriend, opening Christmas Eve boxes made for your average 10 year old and watching Christmas films on repeat. Or their birthdays having toddler style garden parties followed by hide and seek or pottery painting.
With Zoella getting the camera out every 2 hours to scream “OH. MY. GAWD.... I MEAN....” and giggle at her own jokes.

But then when you look at his history, even before he got “YouTube famous” he seemed to be the pampered prince, mummy’s little solider. ?
If they ever had a chance to change that dynamic it’s long past.
Alfie has grown up, and his ego has grown with him.
 
Well, technically A's the perfect son, the family benefits from A's success (no matter where it may be heading), but A's not 8 year old. Can't exactly blame the parents for not forcing him to clean a BBQ pit... the daughter-in-law (or she wish to be) is 1/2 of the couple and they're both as lazy!

And I actually don't understand, because does anyone thinks Zeella cleans the house herself? Why not just get the BBQ cleaned anyway. They solve all their problems with money.

So Mama Sugg was working with nice clothes eh, her fashion senses hasn't rubbed off on her daughter!

I haven't watched more than 5 mins of her new vlog, but I think it's about Halloween. Maybe I'll go take a look now
 
BEACH SUNSETS, FRIENDS & HORROR MAZES | WEEKLY VLOG

They picked up friends from the airport,she deco the guest room. Goes for pizza (even I'm tired of Pizza from looking at it)

Bought Halloween decos, yeah she doesn't make them *whistles*
Buy balloons, blahblah, buy cake, hides a skeleton on Mark's bed. Mark acts scare (because he's always accomodating to her)
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Plays a game, why are her boobs sticking out like spears
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Went to the Tully thing

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Maybe he was so bored of her vlogs too it felt like dying. Joking

Vlog continues with rubbish footage of Tully, you know, bad filming all over the place, lights and shrieks
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Vlog abruptly ended after she said they were going to go do an Escape Room while eating some cotton candy and it fades to, surprise?
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Someone needs to burn all of her extremely padded bras asap. The fireplace behind her is a good place to start.

She's been ending her vlogs abruptly for some time and half-assing it. What happened to her wanting to put out better content on her channels because it's been about two months since she said that and I'm still seeing no difference in terms of quality. :rolleyes:
 
thenomad said:
Someone needs to burn all of her extremely padded bras asap. The fireplace behind her is a good place to start.

She's been ending her vlogs abruptly for some time and half-assing it. What happened to her wanting to put out better content on her channels because it's been about two months since she said that and I'm still seeing no difference in terms of quality. :rolleyes:
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Oh my god I can’t stand these obvious massively padded two-sizes-too-big bras she wears. Always under thin cotton tshirts, too. How can she not see how awful they look?!
 
thenomad said:
Someone needs to burn all of her extremely padded bras asap. The fireplace behind her is a good place to start.

She's been ending her vlogs abruptly for some time and half-assing it. What happened to her wanting to put out better content on her channels because it's been about two months since she said that and I'm still seeing no difference in terms of quality. :rolleyes:
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I think one of her team must be editing the blogs because the transition text etc are not the style Zoe used to do.
 
boredjess said:
Can't exactly blame the parents for not forcing him to clean a BBQ pit... the daughter-in-law (or she wish to be) is 1/2 of the couple and they're both as lazy!
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My father would wipe the floor with me in the same situation, doesn't matter how old I get :ROFLMAO: Especially if I had this awesome new bbq I'd left dirty and stagnate all winter, then refused to clean it. And i was ringing him to bring his mini & some disposal 5 pound ones to a bbq he'd be attending. He'd give me an earful! He'd literally tell me to clean it there and then, and if I was doubting he'd start it off in no uncertain terms and let me finish :LOL:There ain't no getting away with anything with my father lol! My grandparents and parents always made big issues about not taking care of stuff, even if it was just a cheap little plastic paint set. I'd have to carefully wipe the plastic of any colour before putting it away. As a result, I do take care of everything, no matter how small, and when I see alfie and zoe treating their stuff with such disdain, I'm stunned their families don't step in. As little kids they would have done it, and now as adults they are still doing it.

Their parents are useless to the extreme. it's why tents live forever outside, tons of other items are thrown by the wayside, forgotten about, left to stagnate. They just don't care or value any of it. I'm pretty sure the Guinea pig was tossed on the 'left to stagnate' pile too, poor thing.

You're right though about them employing a cleaner, who was it who said Zoe has someone who cleans the house and changes the beds? Either way, she cared so little about that gifted top of the range bbq from Jamie Oliver she couldn't be bothered to ask someone else to clean it. That's how bad they are.

I think part of the problem is they receive everything free. They didn't work to pay for it, so they don't respect items that cost hundreds if not thousands of pounds. They've never been taught to and it certainly doesn't come naturally. I remember someone saying the cleaner was told to throw all the xmas ornaments into black bags and dump them, as they'd be receiving new ones the next year from other companies again.
 
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Friday: Favourite Day
  • Zoe: "It's Friday, but doesn't it fill like Sunday" -- maybe for you who lives in her PJs and never leaves her house for a job
  • "We are making the weekend brunch from courdually invited, getting the book out even though I know the recipe" -- babes, its eggs, tomatoes and bread -- be honest sales have been tit so you gotta overplug that crappy book
  • Mark got the same crappy birthday -- caterpiller cake with a sparkler, why Zoe the stay at home layabout didn't bake I don't know
  • Apparently, they had "deep" conversations at breakfast -- what Instagram filter to use, what colour bed sheets to put on the bed??? Can't see them having "deep" anything
  • Ok, so at breakfast was Zoe, Daniel and Bethany Young, Alfie, Mark and Sean -- but in the car to play bowling Sean wasn't there, nice to see he is last in Zoes hierarchy list
  • The interaction between Zoe and Mark at 6:19 is like a couple -- more than Zalfie, Alfie looked like a bystander
  • Of course for dinner, they end up at Wagamamas -- can't they do something homely and cook in that beautiful kitchen!!!
  • Zoe has three tins of chocolates for film snacks -- her insides must dislike her.
  • They played a dumb game -- "Guess the chocolate" if it was Quality Street, Roses or Celebrations -- of course Zoes blood runs chocolate so she got them right
Saturday: Workshops and LOLs
  • Zoe attended alongside Mark the workshops for her book -- all her "fans" sitting across her making pumpkins for "Autumn" whilst she sat next to Mark, only getting 1 photo
  • Then she did "Spring" with Poppy and made flower crowns -- same bs
  • "Summer" was cocktails, with some woman I don't have a clue (why didn't her bf Alfie attend??)
  • "Winter" and gingerbread houses last. She roped Bethany into it.
  • Zoe spent her evening voting for Joe in Strictly, the only thing Alfie said "it costs 15p" -- love a supportive bf.
Sunday: Saying goodbye
  • She looked very rat like with her hair pulled back -- go to 23:46 to see what I mean #Ratella
 
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