Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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She seems to want to keep him happy all the time. The big unhealthy breakfasts in Haskins, the giant cream cakes , telling him what a good husband he is for laying the turf. I must say in that vlog he was actually in the garden doing more than he usually does. I mean that lawn is a running joke now but whatever. I think he’s trying to keep out of her way if she’s moaning about not being able to lift or do stuff.
 
evoway13 said:
@pixiprincess I had to work up to a couple of days before my children were born. I am a retired nurse - but, I had to run a busy hospital ward - I didn’t have the option to work from home
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Exactly! It really annoys me that Candy is over doing it with the "cant lift this, can't lift that" and every opportunity having a nap etc.

There are people, like yourself that don't/didn't have that luxury of taking it easy. Can't wait to see what shes like the further into her pregnancy. Can imagine the birth 😳
 
I didn't make it through the last slog as all the baby talk was way OTT! Going on and on about the baby section in whatever store they were in and looking at kids book...yawn! I actually can't believe people watch this stuff...two lazy annoying creepy people who think they are the first to create a human life...they need to GET A LIFE!!
 
The weekly vlog - Coronation day! Candy gushes and tells us how good Bubsy has been - getting up in a morning and kissing her and the baby! Many things make her heart full of joy - including Bubsy cleaning the bathroom with bleach as she’s not allowed near the fumes!!! Is she for real? She only needs to look online to see she doesn’t need to have a cleaner - how does she think single pregnant mum’s carry on? She’s probably still kissing the dogs which is more of a risk! Filming herself reciting the Lord’s Prayer- like ‘look at me - I know all the words’ - when I bet the majority of us were raised in schools that included hymns and prayers in assembly ( 1970’s and 1980’s) - her mother actually turns up for the Coronation barbecue! I don’t think anything makes Candy’s mum’s heart ‘happy’ - although she turned up with a home made Portuguese dessert! Her mum actually says hello to the camera!! This pregnancy must have partly melted her ice cold heart!
 
Burnham is staying in the ‘nursery’ for gaming and his ‘privacy’ (🤢) - what the f**k is he doing in there. Candy says when the baby comes, he will move his stuff downstairs- where’s it going to go? She is underestimating what equipment babies need! Myself and my hubby were in a two bedroom house when we had our daughter - and our home was bigger than Candy’s. When we had our son, we got a four bedroom with three double bedrooms- they’re 19 & 21 now and we could do with six bedrooms!
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Delia Smith said:
Not watched yet. Gearing myself up for it!
Surprised they celebrated the coronation. I thought her dad was anti British ?
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I think he’s far right looking at his Facebook! He’s a nasty man ……
 
I should’ve watched all the vlog before commenting- she’s keeping the day bed in the ‘nursery’ - where are the baby’s clothes and cot going to go? She’s going to struggle getting a crib at the side of their bed in their bedroom!
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Pinkii said:
She is literally excusing herself from everything and using pregnancy as an excuse as we knew the lazy woman would.

guess why Candy there is a lot of stuff you shouldnt also be eating or drinking but bet she conveniently ignores that advice
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Still drinking Coke Zero!!!
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She thinks the cot will fit between the day bed and kallax unit. Again, underestimating the size of a cot which is on average 2.5 feet wide and 4 feet long - they have to be able to get to the side of the cot and I’m not being funny but, neither of them are slim enough. She wants to save the day bed until the little one is a teenager- so, I’m thinking she’s only having one child ????
 
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She says God helped her get pregnant. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

Her mother's face would sour fresh milk!
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How much did she go on about the spare room/nursery ?? She absolutely hates the fact Burp Ham is still insisting on using it for his ‘gaming and toys’ it isn’t she … but says they aren’t moving house… that tumble dryer in the room too taking up lots of room. That house just isn’t working for them if they all need ‘space’.
 
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OMG she’s turned into a cross between Charlie Dimmock/Mother Teresa & Ferne McCann a know it all about gardening, religion & having a baby. Getting fed up with this baby content already but still no mention of her brother’s baby though.
Still can’t believe how much crap they’ve got considering all the decluttering they do. See the telescope has been moved to the junk/ baby room (another waste of money).
What’s with reciting the Lords Prayer, and the rubbing of the belly 🤮🤮
Her parents never seem to stay long, arrive late and leave early.
Not a lot of content of the puppas this week - especially Newt.
Candy - plse stop the stupid giggling and get your hair cut.
 
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