Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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That’s small corner of the spare room
She is thinking is going to be the nursery 🫣 the place is a shoebox they definitely need a bigger place. Burnham will be getting rid of his gaming computer and all warhammer crap as soon as the baby arrives. There is no way she is going to put up with him gaming all hours. I think he’s in for a shock
He's going to have his gaming set up downstairs; the dog beds will be down there too, the dining table; sofa; unit full of tat that makes her heart happy.......where is the pram going to go? We had two moses baskets - one upstairs and one down for the first couple of months. I can't even see where a moses basket/crib would go in that lounge. She's not mentioned getting a changing table - It's not vital but it saves backache. She's going to be trying to change a nappy on the floor or sofa. The dogs run around after standing in their own wee and poop.....the dog's need to have an area in a kitchen with a door to a garden - away from the baby. I bet their lounge smells delightful when the dogs come in off the garden straight onto the carpet. I'm sure the midwife/health visitor will have something to say when she brings the baby home too........
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She can't cope with period pain, she's gonna be in for a shock🤣
If she is expecting labour pains to be like period pains.......she'll be in for a bigger shock.......... 😂
 
That spare room is still a mess! Really looking forward to seeing how those two manage taking care of a baby, they struggle to look after themselves! Bubs quibbling about turning the spare room into a nursery?! That house is so small I’ll bet any money they’ll move to a bigger place before their babe is 6 months old. She appears out of breath already. Glad to hear Bubs is selling some of his old toys for their baby fund.
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There’ll be that Carly and also Kate from the Lake District. Nobody else I don’t think. Her mother won’t turn up, that’s guaranteed.
So weird how her parents always arrive late then leave as soon as they’ve eaten. So Rude.

I’ve said it before, they don’t appear very interested in their kids. It’s sad really.
 
I quite like Just Kate (mainly because she’s a responsible dog owner) however her recent weekly slog was pointless. It consisted of either getting the dog to stand up or off the window sill 🤦‍♀️

Oh I know I barely watched that one. It did not need to be a 40 minute vlog. Normally I quite like her, she's pretty normal and down to earth. She is a good dog owner.
I hope she meets someone better.
 
FFS…it’s a wonder she’s vlogging at all, given the weight of the camera! Maybe Bubbs is holding it for her? The weight of external items shouldn’t be worrying them both, it’s her weight and lack of physical activity which should be the most worrying concern. HUGE shock coming their way…
 
What was Bubbbzzz 🤢🤢 moaning about the price of recently. IIrc it was the Chinese meal when they went away but I'm sure there was something they bought in the supermarket and he was raging 🤣🤣🤣 Wait till he sees the price of nappies and tin milk unless Candy breastfeeds. He'll have Candy using a washboard and mangle on some Terry nappies. Although she'll go along with that because she is this wholesome 1940's housewife 🤣
 
She said in sundays slog that she is a stomach sleeper so shes finding it difficult to sleep on her side and on her back. When I was pregnant I was told because of my weight it's dangerous to sleep on my back and should only sleep on my side, preferably my left side. I'm smaller than Candy so surely she's been told this too 🤷‍♀️

Then she said something in another slog about her going in the hot tub. Again something you shouldn't be doing when your pregnant. Surely she should know all these things. She definitely knows you shouldn't be lifting anything too heavy or anything at all in her case, or using bleach.

She said something in sundays vid about her not bending too much or something and for us not to worry. In actual fact we aren't worried about that sort of thing. It's her weight and her lack of exercise that is a worry.

Wait till she has to do the glucose test and cant eat for so long then have bloods and drink that glucose drink. She will definitely have something to say about that. And if shes already had it she will mention it in a catch up video, along with how shes had morning sickness worse than any other woman that's pregnant or has been pregnant.

I bet she will want some sort of hypno water birth at home. But also want all the pain relief she can get as soon as those contractions start.
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What was Bubbbzzz 🤢🤢 moaning about the price of recently. IIrc it was the Chinese meal when they went away but I'm sure there was something they bought in the supermarket and he was raging 🤣🤣🤣 Wait till he sees the price of nappies and tin milk unless Candy breastfeeds. He'll have Candy using a washboard and mangle on some Terry nappies. Although she'll go along with that because she is this wholesome 1940's housewife 🤣
Was it the chicken he had to go back out to get from tesco cause they had brought stuff they didn't need bar the chicken for the roast 🤣🤣🤣 she probably will use terry nappies or those reusable ones to stay "sustainable" she will say it's less wastage and better for the environment when in actual fact they can't face the price of nappies.

They probably wont have a steriliser instead they will be boiling the bottles to sterilise them but will most probably have one of those prep machines. And when she sees theres a brand of pram called iCandy she will want one just for the novelty of the name.
 
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What was Bubbbzzz 🤢🤢 moaning about the price of recently. IIrc it was the Chinese meal when they went away but I'm sure there was something they bought in the supermarket and he was raging 🤣🤣🤣 Wait till he sees the price of nappies and tin milk unless Candy breastfeeds. He'll have Candy using a washboard and mangle on some Terry nappies. Although she'll go along with that because she is this wholesome 1940's housewife 🤣

Are you thinking of the teeny weeny mince pies from M&S? 🌲
 
Weekly vlog - going round IKEA as Bubs wants a new desk and display cabinet for his warhammer models :rolleyes:. The desk is nearly £400 ! They’re also wanting a new tv unit. I think Burnham is under the impression that he can carry on gaming and painting models when there’s a new born in the house! Me and my hubby packed our hobbies away for four or five years until we moved into a bigger house. It’s just not feasible. They looked at a standard sized cot and changing table and they thought they were too big. They looked at a smaller cot - and it seems to have escaped them that children grow fast. Candy wants a garden mirror ….is it urgent 🤦‍♀️ or even necessary? It just winds me up that they’re constantly buying crap instead of saving fora larger house …..
 
How they are acting now with their spending and house stuff you can see they haven’t thought about anything past the actual newborn stage.

When the baby is on the move and becomes a toddler they will be in for a huge shock about how much will actually change.

the little terrors darlings will run your life and house basically.

(im looking forward to when i can have nice things again in my house 🤣)
 
I can’t watch atm as I’m abroad with dodgy WiFi, but my burning question is…did they manage to remember the puppas could do with a walk further than the end of the bloody garden 😡
They aren’t even allowed to the end of the feckin garden at the moment because of Bubb’s precious grass…I really do hope they get taken out at least once a day and it’s not shown or mentioned on the vlogs. Nice to see she’s eating healthily…NOT, that Ocado “top up shop” was 80% processed rubbish…this baby is so wanted, I just don’t understand why she isn’t giving it the best start in life by eating healthily, she’s probably tired from carb and fat overload and ditching the caffeine 100% would be a great step forward.
 
I can’t watch atm as I’m abroad with dodgy WiFi, but my burning question is…did they manage to remember the puppas could do with a walk further than the end of the bloody garden 😡
Nope no dog walking and the garden has been fenced off cos of that tiny bit of lawn they've invested soo much money in, they only have a bit of the patio, which they've just brought a table for:rolleyes:
I think they're going to have issues with the dogs, specially Newt when the baby comes, really hope I'm wrong though.
 
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