Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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Hanna Spanna said:
I am pleased for her, as she wanted it for so long and had many disappointments. She perhaps thought it would never happen with her pcos, but I'm still baffled as to how it actually happened! The two of them are both so unhealthy, lazy and overweight! I feel she's going to really milk being pregnant. I hope they can both change their lifestyles!
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I have never been so genuinely shocked that two people having been having sex, regularly. 😂 It genuinely made me question my own sense of judgement and all of my opinions.
 
You guys are correct. Her return to Insta is for the freebies. Can’t stand it. Wonder if her PayPal will pop back up! ‘If you would like to buy my baby a bottle of milk’ EEEEFFFF OFFFF
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Mushy said:
I have never been so genuinely shocked that two people having been having sex, regularly. 😂 It genuinely made me question my own sense of judgement and all of my opinions.
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They must do it DoGgY style, way way to lazy to be on top of each other. Probs got a pic of Jeff propped up at back of Candy’s head 😂😂
 
She's already talking about ordering 'something nice in' to eat - of course she's allowed a treat but she really needs to watch what she's putting in her body now. After so many failed ivf rounds and then finally getting pregnant, I was so conscious of what I ate and how I treated my body, because it felt like a miracle that it even happened in the end. She's saying how knackered she was in 1st trimester, imagine how it's gonna be when the baby arrives!
 
Beverley macca said:
You know what, you never hear of one influenzer say "giving birth was like shelling peas" maybe that died out around 95 when I had my first one 🤣🤣
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What makes me howl is these ‘first time mum influencers’…who take on these hypnotherapy birthing courses and then snap women’s heads off who have actually given birth ( in YouTube comments or on IG). They speak down to us like we’ve all been doing the giving birth thing wrong for centuries - and all we need to do is light some candles, string up fairy lights and spray lavender…and then ‘breathe’ the baby out. Jamie Genevieve and Cary’s Whittaker were both like this with their first births. Carys was in complete shock when the labour pains ramped up and went straight for the epidural (I’m not slating her for having an epidural- far from it - it’s the way these influencers ram hypno-birthing down everyone’s throats). We’re yet to hear from Jamie Genevieve- I wonder if she breathed the baby out? LOL!! My hospital prescribe a shot of diamorphine for labour pain - which is heroine in layman’s terms….they don’t do this for fun! If Candy thinks her period pains are bad ….she’s got a shock coming…..
 
evoway13 said:
What makes me howl is these ‘first time mum influencers’…who take on these hypnotherapy birthing courses and then snap women’s heads off who have actually given birth ( in YouTube comments or on IG). They speak down to us like we’ve all been doing the giving birth thing wrong for centuries - and all we need to do is light some candles, string up fairy lights and spray lavender…and then ‘breathe’ the baby out. Jamie Genevieve and Cary’s Whittaker were both like this with their first births. Carys was in complete shock when the labour pains ramped up and went straight for the epidural (I’m not slating her for having an epidural- far from it - it’s the way these influencers ram hypno-birthing down everyone’s throats). We’re yet to hear from Jamie Genevieve- I wonder if she breathed the baby out? LOL!! My hospital prescribe a shot of diamorphine for labour pain - which is heroine in layman’s terms….they don’t do this for fun! If Candy thinks her period pains are bad ….she’s got a shock coming…..
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Always makes me laugh when i see people like this, its not just influencers.

I know a girl who was all ‘hypno birthing is the way forward- i will give birth at home cause midwifes dont listen so i will have a doula and will birth naturally because my body knows best and breathing techniques will help, etc.. what do you know her hypno birthing didnt work, her labour at home started to go wrong and she had to go hospital ( she and baby are lucky she didnt have to wait for ambulance) and had to have a c section.

The point is as good as it is to be prepared for your labour, its not a small thing and things dont go to plan
 
Very on brand for bland Burnham that the first thing he bought, after their long painful wait, is some bog standard ugly looking dummy multipack. You could tell she was like, oh.

To me it reveals his worries: baby crying Burnham no sleepy, Burnham big headache.
 
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