Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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I was looking at house rental prices in their area. For a two bed, it's around £1000 a month. They can get a 3 bed for £1200 - £1300 a month. If they stopped buying crap and if their wages fall below a certain limit , they'll be entitled to child benefit (£96 a month) plus £195 a month working tax credit......It's madness to stay in a house that you've already outgrown
 
She can't be around bleach? Is she having an F-ing laugh?. What can she actually do? Just sit on her arse eating and sleeping by the sounds of it! She's still eating a load of crap by the looks of it! She needs to start nourishing her body and her baby! A bit of exercise wouldn't hurt either! Ugh can you imagine how she's gonna be further along the line? She'll probably be bed ridden cos it'll be too much for her to walk or move. She is doing my head in with all the baby talk now!
 
She can't be around bleach? Is she having an F-ing laugh?. What can she actually do? Just sit on her arse eating and sleeping by the sounds of it! She's still eating a load of crap by the looks of it! She needs to start nourishing her body and her baby! A bit of exercise wouldn't hurt either! Ugh can you imagine how she's gonna be further along the line? She'll probably be bed ridden cos it'll be too much for her to walk or move. She is doing my head in with all the baby talk now!
Can’t be around bleach, can’t clean a bathroom, can’t bend over, can’t lift ANYTHING... I’m surprised she’s not taken to her bed permanently 🤔
 
So apparently putting a couple of Fuchsias a sweet pea and a rhododendron in a pot is hard work. Thing is she wouldn't just be saying this if she was pregnant, she would say it anyway.

I didn't know you couldn't use bleach when your pregnant 🙄 jeez cant do this cant do that!! Shes pregnant, billions of women get pregnant but they don't stop their day to day routines.

She won't know what's hit her when she has a house full of baby things, and then when the baby is a toddler, drawing on the walls, picking her flowers, toys everywhere. It all looks so wonderful on Instagram but she needs to realise that in reality it's not gonna be like that. Its gonna be different to how she imagines it to be. I would never ever change a thing with having my girls but there are difficult days there are emotional days overwhelming days. And 2bh shes like that without being pregnant so I think she will really struggle. And I think there will be a huge break from her on YouTube, and more posts on instagram as she will be able to post the cute pictures and pretend she has that insta life where in reality it's a lot different.
 
She is so passive-aggressive, always trying to make Bubz look bad without actually outwardly saying anything.
So she lets us know that she gets up earlier than him, shows us his stuff in the nursery, and talks about Bubz needing his space.

They are really badly matched. Since announcing the pregnancy she has seemed more annoyed with him. Before that it was always him putting her down. I couldn't live with the constant eye rolling and sniping. From either of them.
 
She says God helped her get pregnant. 🙄 🙄 🙄 🙄

Her mother's face would sour fresh milk!
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How much did she go on about the spare room/nursery ?? She absolutely hates the fact Burp Ham is still insisting on using it for his ‘gaming and toys’ it isn’t she … but says they aren’t moving house… that tumble dryer in the room too taking up lots of room. That house just isn’t working for them if they all need ‘space’.

Is she trying to say her babe is the second coming?😆
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She’s busy chuckling about nothing….. He looks like a deer caught in headlights. I bet he is crappying his pants.
 
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I can’t help wondering who she’s going to invite to her baby shower? She managed to fall out with all her friends!

There’ll be that Carly and also Kate from the Lake District. Nobody else I don’t think. Her mother won’t turn up, that’s guaranteed.
So weird how her parents always arrive late then leave as soon as they’ve eaten. So Rude.
 
Ugh I don't think I can stomach much more of her! I am pleased for her, especially as she's struggled to get pregnant but my god is she making a meal out of it! Her annoying voice and giggles will be a million times worse once the brat arrives! I think Burnham will have a mid life crisis and rum off into the sunset with Jeff and his warhammer figurines!
 
I notice she's made a reappearance on Instagram, could she be begging for freebies?
Her pregnancy announcement has 22k views.......which isn't bad considering she has 22.7 subscribers. She's getting an average of 1k more views on her vlogs. I like that she's getting a lot of used baby clothes/blankets etc as you can guarantee they're barely used (especially new born sizes). I hope she gets in touch with Mama's and Papa's as they give influencers enough vouchers to get the basic set up (pram, cot etc). What I don't agree with is that they give influencers with over 1 million subs - free stuff....when they're living in houses that cost between £650k and £1 million and they're driving round in Rage Rovers/Teslas/G Wagons!
 
Her pregnancy announcement has 22k views.......which isn't bad considering she has 22.7 subscribers. She's getting an average of 1k more views on her vlogs. I like that she's getting a lot of used baby clothes/blankets etc as you can guarantee they're barely used (especially new born sizes). I hope she gets in touch with Mama's and Papa's as they give influencers enough vouchers to get the basic set up (pram, cot etc). What I don't agree with is that they give influencers with over 1 million subs - free stuff....when they're living in houses that cost between £650k and £1 million and they're driving round in Rage Rovers/Teslas/G Wagons!
I think I know one flogger you may be referring to. Has her own clothing business and got given so much Mamas & Papas stuff. Disgusting really.
 
That’s small corner of the spare room
She is thinking is going to be the nursery 🫣 the place is a shoebox they definitely need a bigger place. Burnham will be getting rid of his gaming computer and all warhammer crap as soon as the baby arrives. There is no way she is going to put up with him gaming all hours. I think he’s in for a shock
 
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