Youpenga #3 It's all coffee shitzus and giggles, until the dogs want a walk!

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Very on brand for bland Burnham that the first thing he bought, after their long painful wait, is some bog standard ugly looking dummy multipack. You could tell she was like, oh.

To me it reveals his worries: baby crying Burnham no sleepy, Burnham big headache.
Bet he’s miffed at being kicked out of his man cave. Won’t be able to hide upstairs to game with Jeff anymore.
 
she seems a very particular some times.
likes and wants things a certain way she’ll be the same with the baby stuff.
The dummies were probably one of the only thing he dares buy.
I’m waiting for him to do his back in and injure himself.
She seems to have stopped lifting ‘heavy’ things (paint cans and laundry) and kept asking the lump to do it.

She 100% will not go back to work after maternity leave. I wonder how he will feel about supporting them all….

I did think this too, she 110% wants it… she’s got the personality for it, but still to lazy most the time for it, I’m sure he did most the cooking.

if she went back to work, wonder if her parents would look after the baby I wouldn’t dare leave them with her dragon of a mother.
Could they afford that area on essentially 1 wage? The south is generally more expensive…
she complains enough now about the prices
 
Spending ridiculous amounts of money on the garden again. How many times have they turfed that patch of lawn now? It will need doing again next year after they let the dogs back on the lawn. Candy mentioned going in the hot tub in the last vlog and I’m sure pregnant women are not supposed to use them due to the risk of dehydration and fainting etc etc. I know a few vloggers in the past have said they’ve gone swimming instead of using a hot tub.

I am shocked at how early they’re preparing the baby’s nursery. We didn’t have ours decorated until two weeks before I had our daughter. She didn’t go into her own room until she was a few months old. My parents stored all the baby equipment for us until I was near my due date. I know Candy is beyond excited but, I think it’s a little early still for prepping.

I laughed when she kept telling Burnham what a good job he was doing of unrolling the turf! I had visions of her bounding over to him with dog treat in hand, telling him he’s a’good boy’ and scratching his belly for him! Why does it seem that she is constantly walking on eggshells around him to keep him in a good mood?? He’s in for such a huge shock when the baby arrives…..
 
That bloody giggling is really getting on my nerves, and you’d think she’s the only woman to have had a baby, it’s going to be a long pregnancy. Why are they buying so much stuff now? She needs to buy herself a decent bra aswell. For people that are always decluttering I can’t believe how much crap they still have. The money they’re spending on the garden, you’d think she’s visited Haskins enough to realise that things are dearer there than a local garden centre. She may not be drinking coffee but notice there are empty Coke cans around.
 
I know women shouldn't lift heavy items when pregnant but I think shes milking it a bit. I've seen other people carrying on their "normal" lives myself included when pregnant. What would she be like if she had other children (besides Burnham) especially younger ones that need to be put in car seats, trollys in shops etc when Burnham isn't there. How did she go about lifting her suitcases when she went to Canada? I know I sound nasty but how would she cope if she was on her own?

I know her vlogs are old but shes 5 months pregnant now, it wasn't that long ago that she was saying she was on her period. Couldn't have been, was probably saying she was but instead having morning sickness. I don't know how far into her pregnancy she was when she found out but she hasn't that long given up coffee.

I noticed Burnham was quite dictating when she was showing the stuff she got in the farm shop. Eager to get into the garden to do the lawn. Probably so he could reminisce on the time Jeff was down when she was away.

I didn't think they had naughties but she said in the vlog as you can see hes getting it at least 6 inches deep 🤣🤣 (obviously she was talking about the grass. "that" probably only happened when Jeff as there 🤣)
 
I know women shouldn't lift heavy items when pregnant but I think shes milking it a bit. I've seen other people carrying on their "normal" lives myself included when pregnant. What would she be like if she had other children (besides Burnham) especially younger ones that need to be put in car seats, trollys in shops etc when Burnham isn't there. How did she go about lifting her suitcases when she went to Canada? I know I sound nasty but how would she cope if she was on her own?

I know her vlogs are old but shes 5 months pregnant now, it wasn't that long ago that she was saying she was on her period. Couldn't have been, was probably saying she was but instead having morning sickness. I don't know how far into her pregnancy she was when she found out but she hasn't that long given up coffee.

I noticed Burnham was quite dictating when she was showing the stuff she got in the farm shop. Eager to get into the garden to do the lawn. Probably so he could reminisce on the time Jeff was down when she was away.

I didn't think they had naughties but she said in the vlog as you can see hes getting it at least 6 inches deep 🤣🤣 (obviously she was talking about the grass. "that" probably only happened when Jeff as there 🤣)
You don't sound nasty at all - you're absolutely right! I think people are always a bit more cautious when it's their first, especially if it hasn't come easily or has taken a long time to happen, but I agree she is being a bit ott! Like you say, if she had other young kids, she would have to pick them up and lift then in and out of places! She is defo milking it. I saw some comments that suggested the pregnancy didn't happen naturally, but I think it must've done, as I was a lot smaller than Candy when I had ivf but was still told to lose a stone as I didn't meet the criteria. Also, how disinterested was Burnham when they were looking round at the baby stuff.
 
I was only told towards end of my pregnancies don't stretch up high, god knows why but that's what my nan and mum told me. I fell down stairs with both my pregnancies, I know I shouldn't laugh but it was funny at the time. Slipped rather than went head over heels. I'm a get up and carry on person 🤣 Has Candy got an injury? Or is she one of the pregnant equals illness brigade?
 
I was only told towards end of my pregnancies don't stretch up high, god knows why but that's what my nan and mum told me. I fell down stairs with both my pregnancies, I know I shouldn't laugh but it was funny at the time. Slipped rather than went head over heels. I'm a get up and carry on person 🤣 Has Candy got an injury? Or is she one of the pregnant equals illness brigade?

She literally does nothing when she has a period because she finds it tough and exhausting so pregnancy will take her laziness to another level

cant wait to see what they are like when they have a crazy toddler who is active from the minute they wake up till they ko.


hope the baby see’s outdoors more than the dogs do!
 
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