Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

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As if the pound of bacon wasn't enough, don't forget the gallon of mayo that was on Dummy Dong's fat-ass sandwidge.

Mr. High Blood Pressure is eating a week's-worth of sodium at EACH and EVERY sitting....and they aren't even on a cruise.

It boggles my mind! Seriously...how much longer can the hippos eat like this before one or both of them drop dead from a stroke or heart attack? Guess we'll find out soon enough! Oh well...they've been warned enough, and don't give a tit. 💔 📉 💀

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20:41 “Canduhduh”
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25:03 “Atillyun” Seriously, does he hear every other English speaking person and think they pronounce everything wrong and he’s right? I’ve seriously heard people who just learned to speak English speak better than him.
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25:13 He says “gillon of ice cream,” instead of gallon but constantly calls Gatlinburg “Gallonburg.” It drives me nuts trying to understand why he speaks that way.
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26:07 Watch all of Dawn’s dead inside facial expressions. It’s really strange to watch. It looks like she’s fighting off the meds and trying to stay awake.
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Six years apart.
 

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In all seriousness, if there were someone in Will or Dawn's family with at least average intelligence they would have called social services for an adult wellness check on Dawn by now. Her behavior and cognitive abilities have been on a speedy decline over the last few years. If I saw anyone at my table moving a sandwich toward their mouth with a steak knife in it I would immediately reach out and stop them, as any normal person would do.

Will's bloated face alone is screaming that a stroke is incoming. Will's final grift will be having the TN taxpayers pay for his residence at a nursing home because Dawn won't be able to take care of him
 
Does anyone else think the math isn't mathing when he showed the check from Tony's compared to the prices on the menu?
Was it off by what was possibly a 1 gallon banana split?

13.99 pound of bacon and mayo sandwich (no fries)
13.99 pound of bacon and mayo sandwich (no fries)
13.99 pound of turkey bacon and mayo sandwich
3.99 Dawn's fries
11.49 420's patty melt
3.99 420's fries
Sodas are 2.99 each. Not sure of they all had sodypops but I will estimate and say they did 4x2.99=11.96 (or 8.97 if there were only three ordered)
Total should be $73.40 at most.
The bill was $87.09. The difference is a dessert or two or about $12-$15

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peedee said:
Does anyone else think the math isn't mathing when he showed the check from Tony's compared to the prices on the menu?
Was it off by what was possibly a 1 gallon banana split?

13.99 pound of bacon and mayo sandwich (no fries)
13.99 pound of bacon and mayo sandwich (no fries)
13.99 pound of turkey bacon and mayo sandwich
3.99 Dawn's fries
11.49 420's patty melt
3.99 420's fries
Sodas are 2.99 each. Not sure of they all had sodypops but I will estimate and say they did 4x2.99=11.96 (or 8.97 if there were only three ordered)
Total should be $73.40 at most.
The bill was $87.09. The difference is a dessert or two or about $12-$15

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Elementary my dear Watson! I think you're absolutely right. Willy is hiding the $13.99 YUUUGE banana split they all gorged on like obese vultures. He was ashamed of showing a fat-ass dessert after all their fat-ass sandwidges and even faking to-go boxes for half their meal when we knowen they ate every last bit of it. BUSTED!!
If they are knowen for it, you can guarantee Fatty ordered it, He couldn't stop talking drooling about the banana spliit that's a GAYLON of ice cream that "you'll wanna take a picture of". Diabeetus incoming!!

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peedee said:
Does anyone else think the math isn't mathing when he showed the check from Tony's compared to the prices on the menu?
Was it off by what was possibly a 1 gallon banana split?

13.99 pound of bacon and mayo sandwich (no fries)
13.99 pound of bacon and mayo sandwich (no fries)
13.99 pound of turkey bacon and mayo sandwich
3.99 Dawn's fries
11.49 420's patty melt
3.99 420's fries
Sodas are 2.99 each. Not sure of they all had sodypops but I will estimate and say they did 4x2.99=11.96 (or 8.97 if there were only three ordered)
Total should be $73.40 at most.
The bill was $87.09. The difference is a dessert or two or about $12-$15

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Maybe it's the 22 diet cokes???
 
Cocobean9 said:
Will was almost salivating when he was talking about the ice cream, I was surprised when they didn't end up getting it. I'm glad they didn't show it, the amount of food and grease they eat makes me sick
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My mind is blowen at how much they’re spending just on food. A rich person wouldn’t be rich long spending several hundred per week just on fast food. Where does it all come from? They really better savor these good days because the tail end of life for them both is going to be a disaster.
 
yanasi said:
My mind is blowen at how much they’re spending just on food. A rich person wouldn’t be rich long spending several hundred per week just on fast food. Where does it all come from? They really better savor these good days because the tail end of life for them both is going to be a disaster.
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Just within 8 years ago Willy wouldn't eat anywhere except fast-food value menus at Taco Bell and McDonald's, and only stayed in the cheapest of the cheap Motel6's. But now the floodgates are wide open as he spends money like there's no tommorow on expensive meals, plastic plaques, Air B&B's, and non-stop cruises. His savings have got to be DEEP in the red by now, and he's just racking up YUUUUGE credit card debt to leave to Donger as he races his father to the grave. The financial future for whichever hippo is left waddling is bleak to say the least! It won't end well for both of them. One health crisis or one dead vehicle...and YITS will soon be done.

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Just within 8 years ago Willy wouldn't eat anywhere except fast-food value menus at Taco Bell and McDonald's, and only stayed in the cheapest of the cheap Motel6's. But now the floodgates are wide open as he spends money like there's no tommorow on expensive meals, plastic plaques, Air B&B's, and non-stop cruises. His savings have got to be DEEP in the red by now, and he's just racking up YUUUUGE credit card debt to leave to Donger as he races his father to the grave. The financial future for whichever hippo is left waddling is bleak to say the least! It won't end well for both of them. One health crisis or one dead vehicle...and YITS will soon be done.

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No, no, no..you don't know willlly and dong. willy is a successful business man. One of his fwends says so right here in the comments
 

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