Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

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Will hasn't been able to pickup more packages at the Post Office. He hasn't had the time. Riiiight. So busy. Always running.

What a self-righteous asshole. People are nice enough to send gifts to Will and Dawn and the fat duck is too lazy to even go get them in a timely manner. He's got plenty of time. He's just too lazy sitting on his fat ass. Dawn probably doesn't even know there is a Sevierville Post Office. Dicks

One of Will's favorite Christmas songs is by Burl Eyes. Genius.
 
Will and Dawn haven't had a romantic New Year's Eve in Gatlinburg in many years. Was that when he had a gift card?

Will complained about traffic, weather and people. His contempt for The Smokies is so obvious. Why can't his stans see this?

Yay! Rhonda trying to make it the Rhonda show yet again. She's so thirsty for sympathy and attention. Special needs or not, it's getting tiresome.
 
Will has seen the "Bodies" exhibit but they haven't seen it. Will doesn't like things like that. The guy who always references Chucky, Freddy Krueger and other slasher movies now says he doesn't like horror movies. He's so bad at lying.

Someone said AIOT did a full video on Bodies. Will ignores it and says to watch JTC who didn't get permission to film the exhibit. Will clearly feeling the heat from Ryan. Jealous much, Will?

Will doesn't know the difference between North and South Dakota.
 
Will talking about haters and all the baloney out there in the interwebs.
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This guy is from the same town as me...Josh from China Grove.
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What the hell is he doing 5am in the morning? Is he getting up that early to play with himself as Dong is sleeping?
 
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I went on there for maybe 5 mins. She was opening cards. You could tell if it was one that didn’t have anything in it by her facial expression. One she was flipping through it and looking. I read some comments and one was something about a hallmark movie about YouTubers starring Will & Dawn. 😳 what a tit show that would be. Those Stan’s are delusional.
 
Mama Sidelines aka Will’s Mom outing herself. She had colon cancer so I am sure she has had a lot of colonoscopy’s.

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He's financial genius who owned a boat, a lake house, a dragster all the while saving every dollar he ever made so he could retire a multi millionaire by age 40 after working 80 hours, 7 days a week for 50 years.

She's a former life guard who really needed a guarded well. Instead she got Spritz the goat. She was in desperate need of a man to clean up the drive-in theater of her broken heart.

Will and Dawn Grace star in Hallmark's "Unamazing Graces: Sevier Stupidity"
 
Wait a second. There's a "Chris and Mindy" from Seattle who watch YITS?!? Is that real? They even said they liked the "pineapple people"?!? Dawn looked like her brain was going to explode. She spent a lot of time staring at the card with a furrowed brow. But I guess "Chris and Mindy" sent a gift card. So maybe it's real. IDK.
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When someone asked about the 100K sus-scribers give away. Will said some of the big prizes "before the end of the year". He obviously doesn't realize that the end of the year is next week. Then the smaller prizes like magnets after the first of the year.

Then what do we see? The infamous liar lips. He has zero plans for any giveaways small or large. He's counting on his stans forgetting all about his hollow promises. He got his YouTube plaques. He doesn't give a tit anymore about prizes and parties. It was just a lie to get him over the 100K.

Bonus: reading old cards, Will called it "New Found Land". The Burger School of Geography
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11:35 I guess Willl is regressing too, he reverted back to saying “holetel” like he used to.
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13:07 Is where Mr. Smoky Maotins, Mr. World Traveler, the Icon of YouTube says Margaritaville costs thousands a night to stay there.
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Willl must have told Dawn to speak up in his pre show speech because she’s practically yelling.
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14:58 🙄
 
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18:41 Willl talks about how Dawn gets to pick what they do. I don’t know about that because they record the majority of their lives and have for years and it appears that Dawn doesn’t even get to pick what she wants to eat. I think the last time I can remember her getting to do what she wanted was when she finally got to go on that aircraft carrier for her birthday. 😂
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24:51 Willl tells his weekly lie about not watching YouTube. For a guy with no responsibilities, who can’t read, doesn’t have tv, doesn’t watch YouTube, and doesn’t workout, getting up at 5am must be incredibly boring.
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Willl said YouTubers are usually busy getting ready for the next video. What about if the YouTuber just pulls out his phone and hits record, how much preparation does that take?
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25:11 It sounds like mama sidelines refused to teach Dawn and Willl the letter A growing up because they deny it’s existence every time it shows up in a word.
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Willl says January-February is when they’re usually off. Hey asshole, you haven’t been “on” since you left Walmart.
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He doesn’t even hear what he says. After telling that weird story of being off in January-February people starting asking them to keep making videos, and he had no idea what they were talking about.
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37:37 I learned “we talked about it,” actually means we’re talking about it right now for the first time.
 
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