Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

[yanasi]

Willl’s to go when he’s in a old store: “if these floors could talk…”
Old store floors: “people walk on me while they shop.”

 

[gilly31]

Willl’s to go when he’s in a old store: “if these floors could talk…”
Old store floors: “people walk on me while they shop.”

followed by 'aaah your too heavy, your squashing me!, get off!'

 

[Murray9000]

Will, I know this might be an unheard of suggestion but If you want to stay a little warmer in the cold, would it be crazy to purchase at least one or two long sleeve shirts? Your "Columbian" and Dawn's thin old lady tents are to be worn in warmer weather. Most people wear layers in the winter. Oh, I forgot. You wasted all your extra income on "buttion" merch and magic beans.

 

[MintyCrestSoap]

Will: *clearly videos TOW scraping the windows as the girls laugh about him using his license*
Two seconds later, this falls out of the fat liar’s mouth: “I just scraped the windows for everybody!”
Uh excuse me asshole did you forget what you JUST filmed and showed everyone?!

 

[SJM1972]

Anyone notice when Dawn was adjusting the dunce hat (or trying to!) her glove? It looked like one of the fingers was floppy. Like when a kid puts gloves on and might get 2 fingers in one and no fingers in another! Further proof she is a toddler!

 

[LetMeLosetheWill]

If you pour salt in your eyes and stare at your Christmas tree through the pain and the tears, you’ve essentially reproduced the footage from that train.

 

[yanasi]

4:30 Why is he always trying to convince Dawn that she lived the same childhood as him? Just based on the things he says to her, it leads me to think the Grace’s may have adopted Dawn sometime after the well incident. That would explain why he always treats her like his sister.
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11:17 I just can’t get over how bad he lets his hair get before getting a haircut. He never washes it, never combs it, and just got random hairs in his ear and a big greasy sideburn stuck to his cheek. Absolute zero self awareness.
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16:35 No need to be so fake, I figured an icon of YouTube would have knowen that.
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21:10 Sure it’s cold Dawn, but would you rather be working your life away? Instead you get to eat out three times a day, and jump from one vacation to another. In fact, sometimes your vacations will intersect with the next vacation, so spare us the boohoo theatrics.

 

[Where's My Postcard?]

 

[Cocobean9]

I think Troll Patrol is realizing what comedy gold YITS is. He should keep them in his rotation since they're the content gift that keeps on giving

 

[Boobzmagee]

I admit I only ff thru today's slog (no volume) but stopped at the food. Who gets a salad bowl to share and doesn't mix it up so everyone gets the toppings? 2 big 'ol pizzas for 4 people? Why does donger put barrettes at the base of her neck? Does donger not own a sweater or sweatshirt?

 

[Ridgedy Noodles]

I admit I only ff thru today's slog (no volume) but stopped at the food. Who gets a salad bowl to share and doesn't mix it up so everyone gets the toppings? 2 big 'ol pizzas for 4 people? Why does donger put barrettes at the base of her neck? Does donger not own a sweater or sweatshirt?

Speaking of pizza and not to sidetrack or highjack but can I briefly inquire - is there a Rays on the Road thread I’m overlooking ?

 

[carmel0798]

They did not need 16 slices for 4 people. One slice fills you up of Buddy’s, especially with salad. Waiting for the day one of them has a heart attack.

 

[Cocobean9]

Who wears short sleeve shirts with a thin winter coat in Michigan in December? Oh yeah, Will & Dawn who grew up there
Dawn needs to tell Will he can go film by himself while she stays warm at home but I guess she can’t pass up eating out
Will’s neck has officially given up
At least Dawn got to meet Mickey Mouse
Thank you Grinch for wishing Dawn a crappy new year
The screenshots are crap because Will’s camera is crap

 

[Ridgedy Noodles]

“These pans have a unique history, they are actually bed pans from the old prison hospital that the owners found in at the garbage dump”

 

[Boobzmagee]

Speaking of pizza and not to sidetrack or highjack but can I briefly inquire - is there a Rays on the Road thread I’m overlooking ?

I didn't find one

 

[Its Got Flavur]

So Will's dad copied Buddy's Pizza? That means Buddy's is Will's dad's Adam the Woo.

 

[Furmingos]

I think Troll Patrol is realizing what comedy gold YITS is. He should keep them in his rotation since they're the content gift that keeps on giving

TP said he can't even bear to sit through Will's boring videos. That's prettty sad when even the trolls are giving up on you, A true sign of YITS's dying channel.

 

[MintyCrestSoap]

Will has an apple bottomed face now. I swear he grew another chin during the time of this video.

 

[yanasi]

1:14 In the Canterbury video. What’s so funny Willl? Pro tip, when things are not funny, don’t laugh.
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1:36 Good job numb nuts, you scared the tit out of your wife for no reason.
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1:40 Whoever made that sign spelled Mishakin wrong.
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9:17 Dawn making the gingerbread man uncomfortable while Willl yells “you got the juuuuudge” for no particular reason. The part of Willl’s brain that selects words must always be set to scan because you really never know what word is going to come out.
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9:54 Dawn being the little kid that she is just had to touch the person in the costume right on the crotch.

 

[Its Got Flavur]

duck. Even this Golden has more appropriate winter clothes than Will and Dawn combined. Even the dog's boots are warmer than Will's Sketchers.