Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

No, no, no..you don't know willlly and dong. willy is a successful business man. One of his fwends says so right here in the comments

A multimillionaire?!?! LMAO!!!! Not even with Monopoly money!
So many of his Stans are dumber and more delsioonal that even he is. That's exacly how his con-game works.
He's the pied piper of dumb-asses!

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There's a fake Christ About T Shirts in the chat.
Please say you took screen shot.
I knew these 2 losers were back in town. Probably been back and been throwing out videos of that crappy trip. I wish they would have stayed there. Sure NOT welcome here.
I hope somebody that’s not blocked would put up that picture on Facebook of Ding Dong eating with the knife in sandwich. That’s way beyond stupid. Why?? Why didn’t someone say anything before she chomped down. Sad part he filmed and left it in. Keep notes of the liestream. I can’t stand to look at them.
 
Dong is and continues to be an ungrateful witch. She didn't like the leather purse and acted like it was covered in anthrax. Say thank you witch! Why anyone sends them anything is beyond me. At least willly fakes his enthusiasm.

Honestly, she only cares about pocketing all the checks and griftcards; that's her only income. She could care less about any of the personalized cards and gifts people took the time to mail in to her ungrateful, underprivilaged, buffalo butt.
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That Grinch is my hero!

Yankee in the South #40 "Have A Crappy New Year!"
 
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I can't believe you people here don't believe Will is a self-made millionaire who retired at 40.

I know countless millionaires with broken down trucks on their unkept lawns and decks that are falling apart.

Remember when Will drove around The Smokies looking at "investment" property and cabins for sale? You'd think a multi-millionaire would be able to afford something in The Smokies, especially since he claims he was rich before he moved there. Why didn't he invest right away when things were so much cheaper?

Why didn't he quit stocking tampons at Walmart sooner? Why didn't he quit to focus on YouTube sooner? After all, he could afford it.

Also, how many wives of multi-millionaires work by cleaning toilets. Whenever my wife watches the Real Housewives, I swear none of them have a job cleaning toilets. Hang on. I'm going to go ask her just to double check.

Nope. None of the housewives on Bravo have ever cleaned toilets as their occupation while married to a multi-millionaire. Strange.

Will and Dawn have the most gullible sus-scribers ever.
 
I can't believe you people here don't believe Will is a self-made millionaire who retired at 40.

I know countless millionaires with broken down trucks on their unkept lawns and decks that are falling apart.

Remember when Will drove around The Smokies looking at "investment" property and cabins for sale? You'd think a multi-millionaire would be able to afford something in The Smokies, especially since he claims he was rich before he moved there. Why didn't he invest right away when things were so much cheaper?

Why didn't he quit stocking tampons at Walmart sooner? Why didn't he quit to focus on YouTube sooner? After all, he could afford it.

Also, how many wives of multi-millionaires work by cleaning toilets. Whenever my wife watches the Real Housewives, I swear none of them have a job cleaning toilets. Hang on. I'm going to go ask her just to double check.

Nope. None of the housewives on Bravo have ever cleaned toilets as their occupation while married to a multi-millionaire. Strange.

Will and Dawn have the most gullible sus-scribers ever.
The comment that got me was “he’s good with his money,” he’s obviously not. Any thrifty person who takes care of their money would never spend so much on fast food. Spending nearly $100 for two pizzas and a salad to share between four people is not any kind of “good with money” I’ve ever heard of. Also you’d think he’d have constant health insurance for BOTH of them if he’s doing so well.
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Willl said he pulled out his Route 6..6 books and looking into doing that again. That’s a great idea, if he’s trying to see if he can get even less views.
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Whoever taught Willl to say “👅thankyouthankyouthankyou” really did him a disservice.
 

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53:48 Willl says he doesn’t like a lot of fuss for his birthday. I’d hate to know what he considers a lot of fuss, since his birthdays consist of trips to Englun, France, Vegas, cruises, Disanee, and so on.
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He said he’d rather have a pizza than cake. Damn, he must despise cake.
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1:03:42 “mazing mazing….. mazing frenz.” I’m not sure who taught Willl that A’s are silent and to repeat everything three times, but I hope you get coal in your stocking, both sides of your pillow are hot, and that someone runs a leaf blower outside your bedroom window at 6:00am for the next 17 Saturdays.
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1:06:02 He doesn’t say it as often but he can’t pronounce the word better.
 
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1:14:00 Willl took on the nearly impossible task of turning the word cruise into a two syllable word. I swear I want to see some evidence that the Burger School English teacher actually spoke English.
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When Willl says “that is really keewll, thankyouthankyouthankyou,” that actually means he doesn’t care about it at all and they wasted their time and money on him.
 
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