Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

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Willl is practically foaming at the mouth over the pizza, which is odd for a guy who hates pizza. Also I’ve brought it up in the past but no matter where they go, Willl’s supreme pizza never looks done, or is it just me?
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He looks like he’s storing pizza for winter.
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20:14 Dawn with her famous nonsense hand gesture, that describes nothing.
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My actual reaction when Willl showed his pizza bill.
 

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Just wondering....How much of Dawn's disgustingly self absorbed behavior and non-"underprivileged" comments would she have to display for Will to edit it out of a video and not make her look like an entitled witch?....... Feel free to discuss amongst yourselves.

He doesn't care how bad Dong looks or acts; so he won't edit her at all. In fact he loves to make her look bad, just to make himself look better,
"Don't make fun of me, look how dumb she is!"
He used and exploited Chris's weight in the same way.
 
Tradition = same ol' tit because we have no new ideas

How gross does Will look? Unshaven, greasy hair and new zits bubbling under the surface.

Awww. Dawn was allowed to get a magnet.

Wait. Everyone fishes and hunts in Michigan? But I thought Will was from the mean streets of Detroit? Does he mean hunting with his gatt?

I gotta give Will credit. I expected him to say something insensitive when he showed the Chinese restaurant. Good job, Will! Progress!

I'm equally surprised he didn't buy the KFC ornaments. Not sure if it's progress or cheapness.

"It's a man cave tree" *she shed ornament*

Dawn never goes to the doctor, she's not aware that surgeons wear masks.

There's a New Braska? *Mr Burns voice*

Will has a lot of ornaments from Ireland? I think he means his dad has them.

ONE POUND OF BACON?!?!?! ON A SANDWICH?!?

Wow! This Tony's place is knowen for everything, apparently.

Yes, Dawn needs fries with that sandwich.

Tony's is probably empty because its customers all had heart attacks.

True story: I was talking to a friend of mine from the UK. He sent YITS England video to some of his friends. They were appalled that Will and Dawn's first trip was to McDonald's and all the obvious other fast food trips they hid. Flabby Road.
 
@carmel0798 Can you believe Dawn took several bites of the sandwich with the knife in it! 😳😲🤦🏻‍♀️ TOW & Denise took their knives out immediately. WTF Will, you should be telling you’re wife to stop before she cuts herself instead of filming!
I FF’d through most of the video because a big chunk is just showing every single ornament in the store
I don’t know much about Denise but she has a nice smile and she’s the only one in the group I would hang out with
 

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How are they changing things up? Not only have they “aten” there before but Dawn even left the knife in the “sanwidge” the last time too.
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My God, the grease in his hair is unreal! You’d think he’d try to do better, especially since he’s trying to put out the vibe for Denise.
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6:53 “Grin Shhhhhhhh”
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Not wearing a jacket at all after nonstop complaining about the cold with nothing but a thin fishing shirt and thick layer of grease was a bold ridiculous strategy.
 
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My wife looked it up.

A pound of bacon has approximately:
2400 calories. 7, 768 mg of sodium (!)
159 g of fat

For comparison, The American Heart Association recommends no more than 2,300 mg of sodium a day but says the ideal limit is 1,500 mg sodium daily.

Not to mention Dawn's French fries.

And how about the "salad" at Buddy's Pizza? All four of them grabbed plates full of sausage and like three leaves of lettuce each.

FYI, each slice of Buddy's Pizza has approximately 346 calories, 18g of fat and 715 mg of sodium. This is according to Will and Dawn's favorite weight loss app "My Net Diary".

No wonder all four of them are so big.
 
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