Yankee in the South #39 The Only Plaque is on Will's Teeth

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Not that I blame her but Dawn seems extra irritated by Willl on this trip.
2:42 Willl says “I can’t even talk,” well probably because the word salt made him salivate. That’s a pretty severe addiction if seeing road salt on the ground can trigger the saliva glands.
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3:08 Willl tries to touch Denise’s hand just a little longer than was probably necessary. I get that people have feelings, sometimes they can’t be helped, but she didn’t want you Willl and you’re with Dawn, so it’s probably time to let it go.
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3:18 return of the tongue bib.
 
21:45 Is it a known mental condition or just being lazy that makes him abandon and give up on every sentence that comes out of his mouth. Seriously though, he never finishes anything, so I’m leaning towards lazy.
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Toward the end of the video, Willl can’t seem to stop staring at himself on his phone. What would cause that level of confidence?
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23:34 “O.A.” Might be my “lease” favorite mispronunciation.
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29:48 “forK” 💦💦
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It feels like there’s a lot of tension coming from TOW in Willl’s direction, “course” Willl doesn’t notice.
 
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Dawn at around 20:30 meeting Santa Claus....She is absolutely terrified when Santa unexpectedly approached her and started explaining his history. He asked her for "help" and she is just nodding her head, quietly saying "ok". It was like watching a frightened child. She does NOT like anyone coming too close or touching her. Like a dog who doesn't trust humans. Will should be very well aware of that and NOT put her in those situations and STOP. YOUR. DAMN. FILIMING. OF. HER. If it was Mickey Mouse or any furry costumed character, she seems to be ok. Humans, and especially men seem to really scare and trigger her. Will needs to stop exploiting his wife for views. She's special needs and everyone knows it, including him.

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It reminded me of the opening of Jurassic Park when Dr. Grant is telling the kid about the terrifying way Velociraptors catch and kill their prey.

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Why is Willy The Wuss always so afraid of getting beat up for wearing the wrong collegiate hat, and putting ketchup on a coney?

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He’s so insanely bad at talking and making jokes, it sounded more like he was ordering Dawn to not put ketchup on her coney. I guess it could have actually been a direct order since he’d be telling her not to put ketchup on her coney, which in reality would be mostly his after he takes his share of it.
 
I can't say I called it. This is like predicting the sun will set.
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I can hear the fat duck now, "Family is soooo important. Blah, blah, blah. We got some cruises coming up soon...."
Yeah, family is so important. They go to Michigan each year before Christmas and spend 5 minutes (if that) with Dawn's mother in her nursing home. I'm surprised he doesn't make a vlog about it and stretches it to 20 minutes to include an entire bingo game.
 
He’s so insanely bad at talking and making jokes, it sounded more like he was ordering Dawn to not put ketchup on her coney. I guess it could have actually been a direct order since he’d be telling her not to put ketchup on her coney, which in reality would be mostly his after he takes his share of it.
I was mopping and had them playing in the background for white noise. Him saying that stopped me in my tracks! I was like wtf! Ugh!
 
I went looking for this paragraph. Since Will deletes his livestreams, I wanted this to validate my memory of what he promised. I posted this on May 10, 2023. Nearly two years ago.

"Will is excited to reach 100,000 YouTube 'suscribers'. He's got big plans. He keeps telling the woman at Crimson Creations that he is going to order a bunch of custom cups from her. He's going to have hundreds of give aways and a big party. Will can't afford the postage let alone the items. It's the usual big talk from Will. Looking forward to the excuses and him putting his plaque on the wall in the studio during a prize-less and party-less livestream. Then his already giant head will explode."

Will is pretty predictable. I just wanted confirmation that he promised "hundreds of prizes and a big party after they hit 100,000 sus-scribers. Christmas is 9 days away. 2025 is about two weeks away. No word on prizes or a party. Of course YITS are in Michigan. Will is definitely not ordering hundreds of prizes or planning a party from there. Even though he promised giveaways around the holidays, we have all been here before. It's not happening any time soon if at all. Will got his trophy. He spent any money on the Icon Award. There's no reason for prizes and they damn sure ain't throwing a party. I'm sure it's too dangerous with all the "coo-coos" out there. When will these stans smarten up? Will and Dawn are liars and grifters.

Here's the link. Anyone can check it

 
Willlly is just a rinse and repeat kinda guy, unlike donger who uses conditioner before shampoo. He spews the same old lies over and over and has no consequences. His 'friends' aren't real, they never see each other in person. He can just delete comments or emails he doesn't like. He hides behind the mantra of people people are jealous or crazy. His wife hates him so she just keeps quite while waiting for the next cruise. His mama has probably never stood up for herself in her life and won't with willly either. Willlly does what he wants and has told everyone that repeatedly. Promises of giveaways, meetups, prayers are the grifters tri-fecta.
 
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