TMPK #13 King of embarrassing himself

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This is great John , but HOW ?
What tools have you gave your followers to be able to do this ?
Have you demonstrated how to work out your calorie deficit ?
How to meet your protein & fibre goals ? How to use any Calorie app ?
Is this a one size fits all ?
How much of a deficit do you need to be in to lose this before Xmas ?
Is this for someone who is 12st but wants to get down to 10st or is this for someone who is 28st & wants to get down to 26st

EXPLANATIONS & CONTEXT would be great for anyone who is silly enough to follow you for meal prep or weightloss
 

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Don’t wait until after Christmas, who wants to be fat at Christmas says John… well all the people who ‘signed up’ for his one to ones apparently. So did he tell all the many, many people who signed up to f*** off because you don’t start after Christmas? Of course he didn’t because no one signed up and he’s hoping to prey on those who will be desperate enough after Christmas to pay up front because he’s not cheap you know.
Wonder how many calendars John prints? He’s lost the plot.
 
List of excuses that John will let you use for not losing weight . As these are the excuse he has made from may
Moving house
Getting a new garden
A broken bed
A broken kitchen island
Boxes
Getting a media wall
Getting a paragola
Faulty fridge door
No outdoor kitchen
Court paperwork to burn
Slating your ex
Do 3 days of answering your own questions
But the key to a getting around all this is to print off a calendar & mark all your days . Start on 17th because you’ll lose more weight then than starting on any other day .
You don’t want to be fat for Xmas even though he said most people don’t want to start the 1 -1 until January . You don’t want to be fat for Xmas even though he said he wasn’t meal prepping until the new year
Keep confusing your masses John
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
List of excuses that John will let you use for not losing weight . As these are the excuse he has made from may
Moving house
Getting a new garden
A broken bed
A broken kitchen island
Boxes
Getting a media wall
Getting a paragola
Faulty fridge door
No outdoor kitchen
Court paperwork to burn
Slating your ex
Do 3 days of answering your own questions
But the key to a getting around all this is to print off a calendar & mark all your days . Start on 17th because you’ll lose more weight then than starting on any other day .
You don’t want to be fat for Xmas even though he said most people don’t want to start the 1 -1 until January . You don’t want to be fat for Xmas even though he said he wasn’t meal prepping until the new year
Keep confusing your masses John
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Don't forget his dodgy shoulder and neck as well. That took him out of the game for a whole week 🤣. Grade A 🔔🔚 or what and living up to the thread title as well
 
Thanks John - the one big flaw in your sudden push for work content is …

telling people HOW to lose the weight! Is it by meal prepping? Because you’ve made a tit tonne of excuses! So come on John, I expect meal preps to now be done by you every single week just to show your fat lazy followers how easy it is. Let’s see how motivated the useless lump really is
 
Truly an appalling, aggressive man. “Do what your f””king told… do you respect yourself…stop your bullshit”

The guy has confused being decisive, being a leader etc with being an aggressive, foul mouthed bully. Just pathetic and, as anyone with any background in weight loss or behaviour change will happily tell you, completely counter productive.
 
He’s so lazy in his posts and his aggressive sweary faceless stance only serves to alienate his potential customers! Who the hell is going to be encouraged by those bullying words when he hasn’t givrn

There’s stern encouragement and focus and there’s downright bullying with not a shred of evidence that he is going to gym, eating healthily, on a weight loss plan that he said he was!

Johnnieboy your laziness in your business is an embarrassment to yourself!
 
Why is he filming on his phone in the shower? He really is that dull that the only content he can come in with is the dogs. Just stick them in the bespoke prison you had constructed for them?

It is physically painful when he tries to do the tough love thing because he’s a) so lacking in intelligence, he can’t give any actual useful advice and b) so lacking in charisma, it just comes across as weird and aggressive.

And the calendar - it’s back! That’s his plan. Colouring in squares. Noticed the credit cards out - wonder how they re looking these days.
 
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