TMPK #13 King of embarrassing himself

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So just home from work to discover that John has in fact not been working , shock , horror . Hasn’t even made the effort to do a rinse & repeat on his books or Tupperware . His engagement is dwindling by the day . Gonna take a lot of work Johnny boy to get those numbers back up
 

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Omg 0.12% engagement rate 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣. Hysterical- shows how he does all the Q and A himself!! If Instagram was properly managed they would call him out and close his account for the obvious bought bots with that level of piss poor engagement…..

You really embarrass yourself Johnnieboy!!!
 
I suppose 3 Q&As in 3 days is embarrassing! He has no other way to talk about the tit he wants to talk about, Charlotte, how successful he is, how he uses the same tactics for money, giving up alcohol, being a very successful business man!
Don't worry he'll be back with his 'the dogs never do this' insert video of dog cuddling him or pulling off a sock!
 
I see Johnny Boy has been reading Tattle again as the website is back up. NOT ARSED though, obvs.

I’ve done the Maths and long story short, unless he is selling a lot of books and Tupperware DAILY, he must be stony broke or working part time at the M&S because there is no way he can be staying afloat just on that “business”. We all know he spends like a smackhead on Giro day so he will have spanked the App money etc.

Can’t pay, we will take it away - get JtC back the telly like he wants! Don’t say we don’t care John, we want all our dreams to come true ❤️
 
Welfare check needed?!
He's perhaps choosing or deciding the details of all of the following. There's an actual 'to do' list here JtC. You're welcome.
- the perfect 'come back' meal prep menu for Sunday 22/9/24
- the reels to reveal all this grifted tit, with full disclosure
- itinerary for Dr Strange’s English tourist hot spots visit
- reserving a camper van for taking Dr Strange on the NC 500
- buy a TV licence
- book L in with the vet
- reveal how the diet is going and give an update on the weight he shared two weeks ago and his progress
- go to the gym
- make a list of reasons excuses as to why absolutely none of this will happen or has happened
 
Possible reasons for JTCs silence today...
1, he's been arrested due to last nights arson!
2, Sharpe's agreed to free wardrobes and decided locking him in one would be a better option!
3, he's had very important work meetings?
4, he's on a insta ban (at last!)
5, he's on a date and the dogs are currently in the dog Jail!
6............HE'S PISSED!!
 
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