TMPK #13 King of embarrassing himself

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twillupe said:
So he's tagged the dog bedding company and declared it as an ad but as yet its not been allowed on their story's or page 🤔. Do they not want to he associated with him 🤔😂
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Might have suggested that I was shocked and disappointed that a prestigious company such as theirs hadn’t done due diligence and check him out first - criminal record for violence/ alcoholic/misogynist etc Followers are bought and engagement is 0.18%……😉. Have more respect for them now if they have rethought!
 
There’s so much going on in that garden that it’s hard to focus on anything . He’s cut down on so much space & now just has a postage stamp of artificial grass . The paving slabs to the shed are just taking up so much room !
I still don’t know how he’s fitting an outdoor kitchen in that tiny space .
it’s just all very cluttered
 
twillupe said:
Seeing as we only have his word for that it wouldn't surprise me if he's lying again and at best all he got was a small discount
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Yes I have my suspicions about the LG stuff and the Kettle - can’t even remember the brand. They are only going to approach known lifestyle instagrammers - no one would know who he is.
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Fizzy bootlaces said:
There’s so much going on in that garden that it’s hard to focus on anything . He’s cut down on so much space & now just has a postage stamp of artificial grass . The paving slabs to the shed are just taking up so much room !
I still don’t know how he’s fitting an outdoor kitchen in that tiny space .
it’s just all very cluttered
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This ⬆ - crypts too big, too much battoning (both in not enough gaps and shouldn’t be everywhere makes it closed in), fake grass patch too small, by the time the furniture is in situ there has to be space for the patio doors access so not enough room for the outdoor kitchen.
 
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GreaseSpot said:
And now he has moved on from fat shaming to thin privilege. Look it up JtC. I'm not denying it exists because it absolutely does but you're making people that already feel bad a whole lot worse by going from one to the other.
What I'm really interested in though is that he's not pushing his app at all - it's the books and app's moment to shine right now. Get the sales in to support this 97 days but he's not seeing it though.
RIP the crApp. You did your job and fooled his mortgage company. He's laying you to rest at the 12 months anniversary. Too much hard work for him to administer. Lazy old man
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I was intrigued by this too. No pushing of the books or the app. The books are now not on Amazon and he was having to do his own deliveries, so that’s something else he can’t be arsed with. And the poor bastards on the app may as well delete the thing.

There’s no way this is sustainable - that house of cards is shaking.
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And I’m sorry, the garden looks awful. I’m genuinely not just saying this because it’s him. It’s cluttered, the ‘grass’ is too small so he’s actually made it worse for his dogs and the ‘peragola’ looks cheap and blocks out too much light. Never mind - at least he has a nice little fire centrepiece to eat his ready meal next to, alone.
 
And as well as all the other opinions on the garden that I absolutely agree with, he can no longer fit the bins down the side return as was predicted. So it's bins in view of the lounge or on the front drive. The best he can manage is using them to block the side return to put them out of sight.
Still no rug at the patio door. That's doing for me.
The only good thing I've got to say is that at least the dogs are enjoying a garden at last. Until he or they step in a dog egg and bring it indoors and he bans them from using it.
Can't wait until the summer when the fake grass stinks in the heat. He'll not admit it though. Nor do I expect him to maintain it.
 
Why is he putting battening round the back of where the shed is going ? You aren’t going to see it .
Hes barely going to fit in that alley way to use the shower , is he going to keep towels close by or just let them run into the house wet ?
He says in comments on tik tok that the water supply in winter will be turned off . Is that not when dogs are at their muddiest
 
Fizzy bootlaces said:
Why is he putting battening round the back of where the shed is going ? You aren’t going to see it .
Hes barely going to fit in that alley way to use the shower , is he going to keep towels close by or just let them run into the house wet ?
He says in comments on tik tok that the water supply in winter will be turned off . Is that not when dogs are at their muddiest
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Oh that's both ridiculous and very JtC 🤣
Muddy dogs in January and no washing facility
 
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I've seen it there. A story linking to a bullshit click bait post from a rubbish account about how losing weight makes you more intelligent. Which JtC says explains a lot.
I presume from this he feels it's still OK to insult the few human followers he has.
Edited to add he also thinks he's more intelligent. Give me strength 🤷
 
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Forgot I screenshot his basic list of goals . He has 288 unread notifications. Just ignored . I’ve also noticed there’s a lot missing from his website including the link to the app . His ‘ about ‘ section is empty too
 

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Apart from the light fitting that’s the first bit of diy have ever see him do! That’s going to take him ages. Need to do 2 coats and a top up every year really! He could have done that easily before it went up whilst he was waiting all that time for a “joiner” if he had real grass Ofc - more difficult on fake!

landscaping company reposted his story saw it this morning so can’t have totally fallen out. Both got to finish their side of the deal…he’s still got Blackpool illuminations to be installed 💡💡💡
 
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