The Tim Tracker #167 Oliver’s 1st birthday party was a carnival because his parents are clowns

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Her anxiety only helps her be a lazy cow. She's eating herself cross-eyed. :oops:
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I realize that Rosie is along as part of her work but how crappy that they don't even let her get to enjoy going on the excursion and see the island. I bet she's never been to Tortola and would enjoy it's beauty too.

If I hadn't already come to the dark side, I think this would've been the last straw. I just can't understand how often they leave their 1 year old child behind with the nanny, especially in this case, on the ship, while frolicking on a beach in a foreign territory. I'd love to see how the Stans defend this bullshit. I guess it'd just be the standard lines. Jealous! They deserve this! TWO KIDS!
 
“Here’s some different melks you can get, there’s some skim melks”

Ugh, he’s from Florida, we don’t talk like that.

PMM being from Stratton PA says melk- melkshakes, also bel-cony. Sorry, but it grinds my gears lol.

Unrelated: Jackson is gonna have clogged arteries before he turns 6 with all that bacon and butter they allow him to eat.
 
I wish Tim would learn to talk without waving his arm around. I don't really enjoy watching his arm flab flopping around like that. Also, here's pro tip for you Tim, since you seem to now be self-conscious about your fat bod and are trying to hide it under a rash guard, perhaps white is not the best choice. We can still see every lump, bump and boob,
 
Tim gave away their true sleeping arrangements when talking about how he is skipping the fireworks during the outro.
He mentioned that he could see them if he wanted to from the balcony but he would have to “go through where the boys are sleeping” to get out to the balcony.

Makes sense that one of the beds set up had the rails out. Oliver is sleeping there. They just put him in the bed with Jenn in the morning once everyone is awake to be used as a prop.
 
Jackson asks something that I believe only Tim was able to understand..
Tim: “That’s showing you the bulbous front, underneath the water is a huge bulbous front, you can kinda see it underneath the water right there. It’s like a big, almost like a big protrusion that sticks out and shows you where the thrusters are here”

dude WTF?!? do you not know you’re talking to a 4 year old?!?

I don’t care that you know this tit, (with his track record, it’s probably wrong information anyway 🤭) what impresses me is if you could break that down to a preschoolers level.
 
erry said:
Jackson asks something that I believe only Tim was able to understand..
Tim: “That’s showing you the bulbous front, underneath the water is a huge bulbous front, you can kinda see it underneath the water right there. It’s like a big, almost like a big protrusion that sticks out and shows you where the thrusters are here”

dude WTF?!? do you not know you’re talking to a 4 year old?!?

I don’t care that you know this tit, (with his track record, it’s probably wrong information anyway 🤭) what impresses me is if you could break that down to a preschoolers level.
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I didn’t know what the duck he was talking about during this part because I know nothing about ships. He is just so damn insufferable and he thinks he is the smartest person in the room when really he is an ignorant, uncultured, racist asshole.
 
I always say this but I’ll say it again. If they love the beach so much, how come they never go when they are home. Doesn’t Florida have beautiful beaches everywhere. Get off your asses and go if you love it so much. All this exclamation about the beach like they have never seen one before.

It’s crazy they left the baby on the ship. Poor kid. Poor Rosie.
 
Wait a second...this is Day 4 of the cruise and Vid #4 as well. How are we getting 14 vids, Timmy? That math ain't mathing for me.

I will say, he seemed much more pleased with the cruise when talking to Nick about it than he seems to be in these vids. They both seem absolutely miserable, even with the nanny onboard. I wonder if Rosie wasn't available 24/7 like Lyn was? Something's going on....

fiveleggedgoat said:
It’s so odd that they BOTH clasp his hand in this abnormal way.
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I'm guessing that Jenn learned it from Tim because she seems to know absolutely nothing about how to interact with her children. I wonder if that is how Tim held Jenn's hand while they were dating?

lorianne said:
These dopes leave their child behind with a nanny in a foreign country....not very bright. Guess bringing two kids on an excursion is too much effort for them.
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I am a worst case scenario type person. Always have been. I would never leave my child on the ship. So many things could go wrong. Something could have happened to J$ or Tim or Jenn while on the island where one/all of them end up in a hospital. Something happens where the ship leaves without them. That happens more than you'd think. I'd be a nervous wreck the entire time. But I actually care about my children.
 
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Poor Dim. The brutally honest comments here have given him a complex, and now he hides behind his beloved "rash guard" on a beach, far from any waterslides.

It's got to be said, Dim: you're sporting a tidy set of natural B cups. "30 pounds this year". Sure bud.

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Jenn was very careful not to show herself at the beach below neck level. This shot from dinner makes it easy to see why. Oof.

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The styrofoam smorgasbord above is what they managed to stuff down their throats just before leaving the beach and heading back to the ship, where they would quickly shower and then go to dinner where they forced further multiple courses into their fat and swollen bodies.

I love that Dim kept it unconventional and classy with the hutdug and fries. Got to love trying the local cuisine! Jenn of course got her shrimpies and then another plate of them at dinner because the hog was not yet satiated!

After a mere 4 hours on the island, Dim proudly proclaims Tortola his FAVOURITE DCL STOP! (apart from Castaway, of course - hard to compete with luxury cabanas and Cookies II) Considering that these two lazy simpletons can't generally be bothered to lumber off the ship - that's not exactly a compelling metric nor an adequate sample size.

Just another day in the life of the Lake Nona Hillbillies.
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It has taken a long time, but their lifestyle is finally catching up to them. But yeah, keep pretending you are healthy Vegans, that is going great.
 
GreenIsNotACreativeColor said:
It has taken a long time, but their lifestyle is finally catching up to them. But yeah, keep pretending you are healthy Vegans, that is going great.
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Exactly. FINALLY. The weight is coming on and it’s staying on. Dim has quite the spare tire and is trying to hide it. Ginn is just a larger woman at this point. They’re two of the laziest people I’ve ever seen so I don’t see them losing it either. Ginn is going to really continue to blow up.

Whoever said burning 🔥 💵 🔥 $20,000 would be more exciting. ✅ Correct. This is a boring bleeping cruise. Shoving breakfast and hot dogs down their throat. Thrilling, riveting content and this requires a nanny to accomplish? Also a big duck you To Dim for finding a grammatical error by someone who speaks English as their second language. 🙄 He is such a bleeping dumb bleep. He got ripped off on the water too, hilariously stupid.

I think they’re both clinically depressed. They are using food, booze and travel to “hide” it. The side effect is being obese.
 
airbusA330 said:
Exactly. FINALLY. The weight is coming on and it’s staying on. Dim has quite the spare tire and is trying to hide it. Ginn is just a larger woman at this point. They’re two of the laziest people I’ve ever seen so I don’t see them losing it either. Ginn is going to really continue to blow up.

Whoever said burning 🔥 💵 🔥 $20,000 would be more exciting. ✅ Correct. This is a boring bleeping cruise. Shoving breakfast and hot dogs down their throat. Thrilling, riveting content and this requires a nanny to accomplish? Also a big duck you To Dim for finding a grammatical error by someone who speaks English as their second language. 🙄 He is such a bleeping bleep.

I think they’re both clinically depressed. They are using food, booze and travel to “hide” it. The side effect is being obese.
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I think so too. They definitely have some kind of "mental health issues". No healthy person would act (with food, the children, life in generell) like them. I truly hope the kids can escape somehow when older and manage to live a healthier life.
 
Forest said:
I always say this but I’ll say it again. If they love the beach so much, how come they never go when they are home. Doesn’t Florida have beautiful beaches everywhere. Get off your asses and go if you love it so much. All this exclamation about the beach like they have never seen one before.

It’s crazy they left the baby on the ship. Poor kid. Poor Rosie.
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It's the same with pools. Jackson is always over the moon when they are on stacation/ship and he can use the pool. I understand that kids love pools, but when you have one in your backyard shouldn't it be more normal and not so special?
 
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