The Tim Tracker #167 Oliver’s 1st birthday party was a carnival because his parents are clowns

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I feel claustrophobic just looking at poor Da Baby in that messy bed in his straightjacket and being smothered by the oompa loompa manatee. How does she manage to make a queen-sized bed look as small as a twin and wtf is she doing in that bed that makes it look so damn messy? Like if she's moving around enough to make the bed look like that, maaaaaaaybe her manatee ass shouldn't be sleeping with Da Baby. Poor Da Baby, he's either stuck in his sperm donor's arm in his big brother's bed on the edge and right next to a sharp-edged dresser or being suffocated in greasy orange-stained bedsheets and smushed by the oompa loompa manatee. And then she probably makes Dim go and change Da Baby's diaper, of course. She can't bathe them, she can't change them, she can't help them down a slide, she just has Rosie or Dimster hand them to her for filming when she wants to pretend she's even remotely attached to them as a mother.

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Quasimodo said:
I feel claustrophobic just looking at poor Da Baby in that messy bed in his straightjacket and being smothered by the oompa loompa manatee. How does she manage to make a queen-sized bed look as small as a twin and wtf is she doing in that bed that makes it look so damn messy? Like if she's moving around enough to make the bed look like that, maaaaaaaybe her manatee ass shouldn't be sleeping with Da Baby. Poor Da Baby, he's either stuck in his sperm donor's arm in his big brother's bed on the edge and right next to a sharp-edged dresser or being suffocated in greasy orange-stained bedsheets and smushed by the oompa loompa manatee. And then she probably makes Dim go and change Da Baby's diaper, of course. She can't bathe them, she can't change them, she can't help them down a slide, she just has Rosie or Dimster hand them to her for filming when she wants to pretend she's even remotely attached to them as a mother.

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He probably sleeps with Rosie in her room and then when Tim turns on the camera, she holds him so we know what a good mom she is, probably doing those stupid little peck kisses she does.
 
Quasimodo said:
I feel claustrophobic just looking at poor Da Baby in that messy bed in his straightjacket and being smothered by the oompa loompa manatee. How does she manage to make a queen-sized bed look as small as a twin and wtf is she doing in that bed that makes it look so damn messy? Like if she's moving around enough to make the bed look like that, maaaaaaaybe her manatee ass shouldn't be sleeping with Da Baby. Poor Da Baby, he's either stuck in his sperm donor's arm in his big brother's bed on the edge and right next to a sharp-edged dresser or being suffocated in greasy orange-stained bedsheets and smushed by the oompa loompa manatee. And then she probably makes Dim go and change Da Baby's diaper, of course. She can't bathe them, she can't change them, she can't help them down a slide, she just has Rosie or Dimster hand them to her for filming when she wants to pretend she's even remotely attached to them as a mother.

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Of course she is dead center in that bed. I don't want to think how sunken in the bed in Ft. Pampers is. I really wonder if they are pretty much in separate beds at this point. Would not be surprised. Might be one of the only ways they can tolerate each other.
 
And Now It's Time to Splu said:
Of course she is dead center in that bed. I don't want to think how sunken in the bed in Ft. Pampers is. I really wonder if they are pretty much in separate beds at this point. Would not be surprised. Might be one of the only ways they can tolerate each other.
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I have assumed in the past that Tim slept on the sofa bed in the filming room. But since it’s been turned into the podcast room I don’t know where they moved the sofa bed.

And how much has the bed sunken? At least this much. Probably a lot worse now since she just keeps growing.
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Blessyourheart said:
Is it me or does Oliver’s face look oddly gaunt? I know he’s not sleeping so he has bags, but he just looks like he lost a ton of weight quickly.
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I think I’ve mentioned this here before but my grandson started to lose weight and have diarrhea. It’s a real thing, it’s called ‘failure to thrive’. Turns out he had allergies and once this was discovered he recovered quickly. Oliver’s issues could be caused by this. He may not be sleeping at night because his tummy is uncomfortable and would also explain his ‘blowouts’ as the nitwit insists on calling them . My grandson was allergic to dairy and soy which is in most things. I bet they’ve never had him tested though. A Dr would have picked this up.
 
littlemuv said:
I think I’ve mentioned this here before but my grandson started to lose weight and have diarrhea. It’s a real thing, it’s called ‘failure to thrive’. Turns out he had allergies and once this was discovered he recovered quickly. Oliver’s issues could be caused by this. He may not be sleeping at night because his tummy is uncomfortable and would also explain his ‘blowouts’ as the nitwit insists on calling them . My grandson was allergic to dairy and soy which is in most things. I bet they’ve never had him tested though. A Dr would have picked this up.
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They aren’t enough brain cells between the three of them for thst. My son was like that and st 6 weeks he was tested. God help us all if thats the reason. They will proclaim that they are experts at food allergies 🙄
 
Etj said:
They aren’t enough brain cells between the three of them for thst. My son was like that and st 6 weeks he was tested. God help us all if thats the reason. They will proclaim that they are experts at food allergies 🙄
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What worries me is what happens if allergies are not dealt with. What if he goes into anaphylactic shock? You couldn’t trust those two to have the faintest idea how to deal with it. Poor baby 🥺
 
I'd think that a pediatrician would have noticed his misshapen head, color of his skin, or the losing weight. All things we noticed here from snippets of their lives. If I remember correctly my daughter at his age still went to her pediatrician monthly. It makes me worried that he's not getting regular checkups.
 
It looks like Dick was a special guest on some other podcast called Mickey and the mouse pod. Dick knows that That Tracks isn't destined for the world much longer.

Galaxyprincess said:
I'd think that a pediatrician would have noticed his misshapen head, color of his skin, or the losing weight. All things we noticed here from snippets of their lives. If I remember correctly my daughter at his age still went to her pediatrician monthly. It makes me worried that he's not getting regular checkups.
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Or their doctor is terrible. Which is possible. Maybe they go to some sort of clinic? While there are some amazing pediatricians who take a lot of time with each patient, some literally walk into the room, say--is everything going well? OK here are your shots. See you soon. The Bojos would never admit that there was anything "wrong" with their children. They are winners! They are the best of the best.

But I agree, Da Baby looks, I don't know how to describe it, off. He's almost 13 months old and seems more like a 9 month old. I cannot imagine how frustrating it must be to be able to move around to do things, only to be in a straight jacket 12 hours of the day. Babies love their hands. It's how they explore and figure things out. His hands are stuck in that sack from 7pm - 7am every day. I know those sleep sacks help some children, even at older ages, but being in that thing for that long, cannot be good for his development.
 
i would be absolutely s h o c k e d if they’re taking either kid in for any kind of regular medical checkups, especially oliver. 1, they wouldn’t be able to shut up about it and 2, the screencaps shared here break my heart. he looks in worse health every time we see him.
 
xmasbdaygirl said:
It looks like Dick was a special guest on some other podcast called Mickey and the mouse pod. Dick knows that That Tracks isn't destined for the world much longer.



Or their doctor is terrible. Which is possible. Maybe they go to some sort of clinic? While there are some amazing pediatricians who take a lot of time with each patient, some literally walk into the room, say--is everything going well? OK here are your shots. See you soon. The Bojos would never admit that there was anything "wrong" with their children. They are winners! They are the best of the best.

But I agree, Da Baby looks, I don't know how to describe it, off. He's almost 13 months old and seems more like a 9 month old. I cannot imagine how frustrating it must be to be able to move around to do things, only to be in a straight jacket 12 hours of the day. Babies love their hands. It's how they explore and figure things out. His hands are stuck in that sack from 7pm - 7am every day. I know those sleep sacks help some children, even at older ages, but being in that thing for that long, cannot be good for his development.
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The sack is his alternate container.
 
hcslacs said:
I have assumed in the past that Tim slept on the sofa bed in the filming room. But since it’s been turned into the podcast room I don’t know where they moved the sofa bed.

And how much has the bed sunken? At least this much. Probably a lot worse now since she just keeps growing.
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To proclaim being “set for life” that bed and cover are very used and atrocious. They are odd ducks, Gucci cardigan to flex, sure why not; new mattress so we don’t roll into the middle, nah no one will know we bought a Kingsdown mattress. We are not set for life, DW and I still work, but we do buy quality things for our comfort not to flex. It’s only going to get worse for that mattress as they are both gaining more weight.
#homemovies
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Quasimodo said:
That bed screams crack house den, not "set for life".
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Jinx lol
#homemovies
 
That mattress is so done. No wonder she likes hotel mattresses better.

Ugh, I figure O and J go to the doctor bare minimum to get the required shots/checkups so they won't be reported to CPS and that's it. I still think it's ridiculous that they have to wait indefinitely for ear tubes. I have wondered if the situation is more severe than they let on like maybe he actually needs cochelar implants or something and they just don't want to face reality. Because tubes are so common they should be done with it by now.
 
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