The Tim Tracker #167 Oliver’s 1st birthday party was a carnival because his parents are clowns

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littlemuv said:
I think I’ve mentioned this here before but my grandson started to lose weight and have diarrhea. It’s a real thing, it’s called ‘failure to thrive’. Turns out he had allergies and once this was discovered he recovered quickly. Oliver’s issues could be caused by this. He may not be sleeping at night because his tummy is uncomfortable and would also explain his ‘blowouts’ as the nitwit insists on calling them . My grandson was allergic to dairy and soy which is in most things. I bet they’ve never had him tested though. A Dr would have picked this up.
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And who says TL isn’t educational?


(looked FTT up)
The most common underlying etiology for FTT is inorganic and results from inadequate caloric intake.

Symptoms of Failure to Thrive:
Poor sucking (does not feed well) Hard to feed. Vomiting or diarrhea. Sleeps too much or not enough.
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Galaxyprincess said:
I'd think that a pediatrician would have noticed his misshapen head, color of his skin, or the losing weight. All things we noticed here from snippets of their lives. If I remember correctly my daughter at his age still went to her pediatrician monthly. It makes me worried that he's not getting regular checkups.
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1. This is the concern of the majority here
2. Why do WE care about the health & safety of these 2 boys more than their biological caregivers?
(I refuse to call them parents, which they are NOT!)
 
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Back when my first niece was born (my sister just had another baby yesterday so now I'm an auntX2!), when she was around 6 months old she started showing some weird symptoms and my sister was super worried about FTT. She took her to the doctor repeatedly, and her pediatrician at the time kept telling my sister "This is normal, she's just an infant, this is what happens with infants, don't worry about it too much", stuff like that. My sister was still there at least every other week worrying about something new, and the doctor started telling my sister how she was overreacting, that her daughter was fine and doing well.

At 9 months, she was diagnosed with a really bad heart defect and rushed into emergency heart surgery to fix it. Her heart was over double the size it should have been and was hardly beating, just sort of lightly pulsing. She was days from death. She's 8 years old now and in perfect health.

Do we think T+J would have been that dedicated to their kid's health? They'd listen to the doctor the first time and anytime the baby had any symptoms of anything, they'd be like "Remember the doctor said this is normal! Nothing to worry about. Let's go eat another lunch to celebrate!"
 
Tortola slog up.

Dimmy boy pads out over 7 minutes of this 32:49 video (~21% of its running time) with the same asinine Cabanas TOOR that forms the uninspired backbone of every one of their cruise vids. Showing us the oatmeal for the 14th time seems like a novel and engaging idea. This time Dim tries to spice things up by showing some stupid surf wax signs that hang up in Cabanas over the different bars. Not even your inbred stans care about this riveting "content", Dim.

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Dim then cheerfully mocks the grammatical error which appears on the "OATS BRAND MUFFINS" sign, showing his true condescending and strangely pedantic self.

Hey Dim: ever considered that the people who make those signs are the kitchen workers, essentially all of whom speak English as a second language? How many languages do you speak Dim? By my estimation, about 0.70 in total.

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Hey guess what: remember when Dim paid 41 bucks for 6 bottles of water and a bleeping cooler they already have a dozen of rotting away in Ft. Pampers?

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Dim now admits that he was "very confused about the math" the cast member was doing with him (because of course, it was the cast member's fault, not Dimster's). They actually got 12 bottles of water for 41 bucks - not 6. A "pretty good deal" by Dim's estimation.

Dim is pretty stupid, but are we supposed to believe he was lugging around 12 bottles of water in that bag and thought it was only 6? Did he even look in the bag? Either way: what a bleeping hillbilly.

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Dim shows us the same beige McDonald's-looking breakfast he shoves down his gullet every morning of every cruise. Despite his well-established aversion to spice, he has decided to opt for a mysterious new menu item: the "Mexican Hotpocket". When he points it out on his plate, Jenn, with a full mouth of food, loudly interjects "I GRABBED ONE TOO" between frenzied gobbles. No surprise there, Jenn.

Hilariously, Dim then turns his fuzzy balls towards Jenn's plate, declaring that she had got "all kinds of interesting stuff". Jenn starts off the list with her egg and cabbage miso soup.. and then a HARD cut. Looks like editor extraordinaire Jenbo didn't want the unwanted attention from listing her rather copious breakfast haul, so decided to end the list at the first item. That tracks!

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Next the dreaded offspring make a brief appearance. Jackson babbles something completely incomprehensible. Then we oddly return to Jenn's plate for more gluttony. Really some primo editing here, Jenn!

Tim also won't shut the duck about about their excursion being late in the afternoon. You can tell he's really pissed about it being in the middle of the day. That's what happens when you are incapable of making logical decisions based on available information, Dimbo.

What a joke this cruise is. They should have just made a video of them burning $20,000 in their back garden. It would at least be something new.
 
pkd81 said:
Tortola slog up.

Dimmy boy pads out over 7 minutes of this 32:49 video (~21% of its running time) with the same asinine Cabanas TOOR that forms the uninspired backbone of every one of their cruise vids. Showing us the oatmeal for the 14th time seems like a novel and engaging idea. This time Dim tries to spice things up by showing some stupid surf wax signs that hang up in Cabanas over the different bars. Not even your inbred stans care about this riveting "content", Dim.

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Dim then cheerfully mocks the grammatical error which appears on the "OATS BRAND MUFFINS" sign, showing his true condescending and strangely pedantic self.

Hey Dim: ever considered that the people who make those signs are the kitchen workers, essentially all of whom speak English as a second language? How many languages do you speak Dim? By my estimation, about 0.70 in total.

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Hey guess what: remember when Dim paid 41 bucks for 6 bottles of water and a bleeping cooler they already have a dozen of rotting away in Ft. Pampers?

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Dim now admits that he was "very confused about the math" the cast member was doing with him (because of course, it was the cast member's fault, not Dimster's). They actually got 12 bottles of water for 41 bucks - not 6. A "pretty good deal" by Dim's estimation.

Dim is pretty stupid, but are we supposed to believe he was lugging around 12 bottles of water in that bag and thought it was only 6? Did he even look in the bag? Either way: what a bleeping hillbilly.

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Dim shows us the same beige McDonald's-looking breakfast he shoves down his gullet every morning of every cruise. Despite his well-established aversion to spice, he has decided to opt for a mysterious new menu item: the "Mexican Hotpocket". When he points it out on his plate, Jenn, with a full mouth of food, loudly interjects "I GRABBED ONE TOO" between frenzied gobbles. No surprise there, Jenn.

Hilariously, Dim then turns his fuzzy balls towards Jenn's plate, declaring that she had got "all kinds of interesting stuff". Jenn starts off the list with her egg and cabbage miso soup.. and then a HARD cut. Looks like editor extraordinaire Jenbo didn't want the unwanted attention from listing her rather copious breakfast haul, so decided to end the list at the first item. That tracks!

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Next the dreaded offspring make a brief appearance. Jackson babbles something completely incomprehensible. Then we oddly return to Jenn's plate for more gluttony. Really some primo editing here, Jenn!

Tim also won't shut the duck about about their excursion being late in the afternoon. You can tell he's really pissed about it being in the middle of the day. That's what happens when you are incapable of making logical decisions based on available information, Dimbo.

What a joke this cruise is. They should have just made a video of them burning $20,000 in their back garden. It would at least be something new.
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Where does Tim use the surf wax?
 
Jen's breakfast gave me a stomach ache and that's what she had after he went through everything on his TOOR. I bet it was her second plate. Nothing in front of the orange baby at the table. She was giving him bits of cheese. Make him a plate! Selfish cow.
The guy sitting in front of Tim on the ride over to the beach wants to punch Tim.:ROFLMAO: I can feel it.
 
Man I’m fat and I couldn’t tell you the last time I had bacon, eggs covered in cheese, eggs covered in yellow tit, omelets, potatoes, waffles smothered in butter, and hash browns for breakfast 😩
Am I doing it wrong? Should I be eating that crap every.single.day?!? (It’s not just while on vacation, they eat that at home too)

if I do go all out for breakfast, it’ll be on a Sunday, but that’s a big IF.
 
I’m not going to criticize Jackson being in swim classes for 2 years and not being able to swim, because the beach can be a whole other beast than a pool BUT, I can’t understand parents not bringing his puddle jumper or any life jacket for that matter. That’s just lazy. The kid didn’t feel comfortable. His parents didn’t make him feel safe. That sucks. At least they brought him his hot pink goggles.
 
eatcherheartout said:
I haven’t started the new vlog yet but over my dead body would I be leaving my minor children of any age on the ship while I got off in a different country (or territory, whatever). If I needed to bring a nanny along, you bet your ass the nanny and the baby would be joining us.
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Exactly. I couldn't enjoy one minute if my child wasn't with me in that situation.
 
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Poor Dim. The brutally honest comments here have given him a complex, and now he hides behind his beloved "rash guard" on a beach, far from any waterslides.

It's got to be said, Dim: you're sporting a tidy set of natural B cups. "30 pounds this year". Sure bud.

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Jenn was very careful not to show herself at the beach below neck level. This shot from dinner makes it easy to see why. Oof.

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The styrofoam smorgasbord above is what they managed to stuff down their throats just before leaving the beach and heading back to the ship, where they would quickly shower and then go to dinner where they forced further multiple courses into their fat and swollen bodies.

I love that Dim kept it unconventional and classy with the hutdug and fries. Got to love trying the local cuisine! Jenn of course got her shrimpies and then another plate of them at dinner because the hog was not yet satiated!

After a mere 4 hours on the island, Dim proudly proclaims Tortola his FAVOURITE DCL STOP! (apart from Castaway, of course - hard to compete with luxury cabanas and Cookies II) Considering that these two lazy simpletons can't generally be bothered to lumber off the ship - that's not exactly a compelling metric nor an adequate sample size.

Just another day in the life of the Lake Nona Hillbillies.
 
mjm9 said:
And who says TL isn’t educational?


(looked FTT up)
The most common underlying etiology for FTT is inorganic and results from inadequate caloric intake.

Symptoms of Failure to Thrive:
Poor sucking (does not feed well) Hard to feed. Vomiting or diarrhea. Sleeps too much or not enough.
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1. This is the concern of the majority here
2. Why do WE care about the health & safety of these 2 boys more than their biological caregivers?
(I refuse to call them parents, which they are NOT!)
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Symptoms of Failure to Thrive:
Poor sucking (does not feed well) Hard to feed. Vomiting or diarrhea. Sleeps too much or not enough.
All the things Mommy Dearest has complained about on here regarding dababy. If it is this, the saddest part is it’s sooo easy to put right. I call this negligence, knowing your child has issues and not addressing them.
 
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