The Tim Tracker #167 Oliver’s 1st birthday party was a carnival because his parents are clowns

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Those poor people in the van with Tim and his constant, obnoxious blabbering. Ok, fine, point out a couple of interesting things. But he's pointing out random unimportant things, like Suzukis! Houses! An Excavator! That's Exciting! Oh, he missed the name of the beach down below. Yeah, because he was talking over the driver. So selfish, so inconsiderate, so Tracker.
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At least he's correct with "little" and "bit".

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mjm9 said:
2. Why do WE care about the health & safety of these 2 boys more than their biological caregivers?
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Caregivers? Barely. They do feed them. Granted it is beige. They clothe them in girls shorts (which to be honest at that age who really cares?). Give Jackson crappy home haircuts. So yes, they are doing the bare minimum of keeping them alive.

I agree, they are not worthy of being called parents.

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Jenn judging from this photo as I have not watched the vlog yet looks so clueless about "that kid" in the photo. Jackson looks like he is being forced to take a photo with his birther when it seems obvious (at least to me) he'd rather be playing vs. being forced for a thumbnail.
 
court2022 said:
This bothers me so much. I just feel like that's not how a loving mother holds her son's hand.

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That’s another thing she’s never been taught what to do. It should be instinctive for her she knows nothing.
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scopeyscope said:
What the heck I know that lighting can make your hair look a little bit different but her hair doesn’t look anywhere close to being red in this picture
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It looks like the color red is completely washed away here. Hmm, strange.
 
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Dillon21 said:
Watched vlog. TIm at the end says St. Thomas is very popular. Where have you been?
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And Jenn thinks that Puerto Rico would have been her favorite--if they have gotten off the ship. I just don't know how they can still make a living off of what they do.

What makes people post comments like this?

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And Tweety, this is even more creepy today than it was yesterday...and the day before....

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eatcherheartout said:
I haven’t started the new vlog yet but over my dead body would I be leaving my minor children of any age on the ship while I got off in a different country (or territory, whatever). If I needed to bring a nanny along, you bet your ass the nanny and the baby would be joining us.
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I’m sure they didn’t want to pay for the nanny and Tim can’t watch all 3 kids alone at the beach.
 
A time lapse of the ship coming into port to start the video. How original.
The tour of the breakfast buffet is so gd stupid. Every ship has a buffet and especially at breakfast they’re ALL THE SAME!!! Oh, and I’m so glad Tim let me know that it’s included in the cost of the cruise. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
On normal days I’m pretty sure Jenn doesn’t shower, but she does take one when they’re going to the beach. 🤔🤔🤔
Tim didn’t want to take J$ to fireworks. Even the night before he said yes to fireworks, unless you’re too tired. That was a no.
 
The biggest question that I have after watching that vid is---where was brown sugar? There's usually brown sugar right here in this spot to add to your oatmeal, but I don't see it! There's a sign for it up there, but I do not see the brown sugar right here.

Riveting content Tim.

It's almost as if he walked through that entire buffet area looking for something to criticize. Any teeny, tiny thing. And couldn't come up with anything besides the missing brown sugar. Which most likely was being switched out/refilled at the time. Asshole.
 
I am just so angry they left Oliver behind on the boat. They leave him behind for everything. I am not a parent, but I can't imagine just dumping my kid with the nanny so I can go to the beach without a diaper bag. I would be thrilled to sit with him in the sand and water and watch him have fun. I was under the impression that the point of bringing these young kids on trips like this, even though they won't remember it, is because you the parent get to remember watching them have fun. But poor kid never gets included.
 
Tim, at dinner, complaining about the “little” portion size of Jackson’s meal:
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Later, Jackson’s dessert arrives, and Tim questions if Jackson will even eat it:
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And, surprise, Jackson didn’t eat one bite of his dinner. Guess the portion size didn’t matter:
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Jenn and Tim are so obsessed with food. They don’t realize that even their kid has limits to what he can consume.

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From the Burial of Tim timelapse:
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Buried man checks out his hot girl:
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Jenn, at the beach, excited to tell the viewers the food she ordered:
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larrybluebird said:
Tim, at dinner, complaining about the “little” portion size of Jackson’s meal:
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Later, Jackson’s dessert arrives, and Tim questions if Jackson will even eat it:
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And, surprise, Jackson didn’t eat one bite of his dinner. Guess the portion size didn’t matter:
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Jenn and Tim are so obsessed with food. They don’t realize that even their kid has limits to what he can consume.

Bonus Features:

From the Burial of Tim timelapse:
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Buried man checks out his hot girl:
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Jenn, at the beach, excited to tell the viewers the food she ordered:
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A two piece? She wore a two piece? The better to check out the back fat rolls my dear!
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pkd81 said:
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It's more like four.. but who's counting?
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This wide shot does not compute with the thumbnail !
 
larrybluebird said:
Tim, at dinner, complaining about the “little” portion size of Jackson’s meal:
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Later, Jackson’s dessert arrives, and Tim questions if Jackson will even eat it:
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And, surprise, Jackson didn’t eat one bite of his dinner. Guess the portion size didn’t matter:
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Jenn and Tim are so obsessed with food. They don’t realize that even their kid has limits to what he can consume.

Bonus Features:

From the Burial of Tim timelapse:
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Buried man checks out his hot girl:
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Jenn, at the beach, excited to tell the viewers the food she ordered:
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I was just about to eat my dinner and now I feel 🤮🤮🤮
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Jackson is 4 and they still need to mush up his chicken like that? They should just order him the pureed food along with Oliver. And if Tim's not even sure if he's going to eat the sorbet then why order it?

And why are they ordering full adult entrees for Oliver? Surely, they could just order him a kids meal to pick at or feed him stuff off their plates? I just hope someone else is eating Oliver's extra meals and they are not wasting it. But I doubt it, they don't seem to be the type to care about wasted food.


Yikes, Jen in a two-piece. I bet she thinks showing off her giant jugs cancels out what's going on in the back. Check your 'fit Jen, check your 'fit!

I feel so sorry for everyone on that beach that witnessed that.
 
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