The Tim Tracker #167 Oliver’s 1st birthday party was a carnival because his parents are clowns

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Ohananoodles said:
I learned ONE valuable piece of info from today's video. They do indeed have almond milk on the breakfast buffet. And I will pack cups so we can get water when we cruise, as I am not paying $41 for bottles!
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We always bring big cups with lids (like Tim's favorite Tervis) to use on the ship as well as water bottles to take off the ship. They ask that you not refill at the soda stations for sanitary reasons, but you can use one of the little paper cups they offer and use it to refill your own cup or water bottle. I've been known to give Starbucks style cold cups/straws decorated as fish extender gifts. ;)

When we are planning to get off the ship, we fill up the water bottles with ice and water. You can refill at the soda stations on Castaway Cay as well. There's a filtered water button. In my 20 cruises, we have never bought the water package on DCL. We did for our Norwegian Mediterranean cruise, but that was because we were trying to travel light, it was a 12 day long cruise and they don't have a self serve soda fountain like DCL.

Sorry for the OT. Trackers still suck. Their cruise tips are nonexistent, so I may as well help out.
 
^ Yeah ditto for RCL. We would either fill up glasses of water at the soda stations and then use those to transfer to our own hydroflasks or there were water stations. I can't ever recall actually paying for water on a cruise. And Dim knows there is a water refill station near the shuffleboard area since some stan asked about water refill. But hey, keep on keeping on with the microplastics as you sail on your environmental disaster anyway. Good thing the Rivian cancels everything out.
 
Is this person blind?
 

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Are we taking bets on if O is going to be going on a hunt for rotten jelly beans this year for Easter like his big brother did at that age? Or will J demand he get all the rotten jelly beans that's been laying about the ground for two days for himself an O will be neglected in the background with the nanny? Or will both of them forget it's Easter on Sunday an neither kid will have any Easter fun?

My bro is working Sun/Mon so we are having my niece tomorrow an it will be miniature chocolate eggs (wrapped up) we will be hiding around the inside of the house for her, even got her a little chick basket to put them in, an unlike dim we won't be pointing out every egg for her, she's 3 now so she can have the fun of finding them herself which will be placed in reasonable places where she can see them
 
I'm surprised Ginn didn't freak about the hills, maybe she forgot she gets anxiety about hills.

Whenever they bother doing the same generic excursions, they just sound so sheltered.

I still just can't imagine leaving Da Baby on the ship so the manatee could go sit and probably pee in the water. And then eat some unimpressive shrimpies. Maybe don't go on a cruise if you can't find age-appropriate excursions and wait till both kids are older (and both know how to swim if you're going to insist on doing the same bleeping beach tit every single freaking time).

Thanks to the Bojos and vloggers in general, I don't think you could pay me enough to go on a Disney cruise.
 
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Tim, at dinner, complaining about the “little” portion size of Jackson’s meal:
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Later, Jackson’s dessert arrives, and Tim questions if Jackson will even eat it:
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And, surprise, Jackson didn’t eat one bite of his dinner. Guess the portion size didn’t matter:
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Jenn and Tim are so obsessed with food. They don’t realize that even their kid has limits to what he can consume.

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From the Burial of Tim timelapse:
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Buried man checks out his hot girl:
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Jenn, at the beach, excited to tell the viewers the food she ordered:
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Why is Jackson eating his ice cream and sorbet with his spoon upside down?
 
Quasimodo said:
Do you think Dim ever gets bleeping bored out of his mind from filming the same bleeping buffet 17 times everywhere they stay that has a buffet?
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When you show the soda fountain and then go and read every single offering out loud....it's time to find new subject matter to film. Decaf coffee, regular coffee and here's the half n half and honey and sugar....Then they have orange juice, orange juice, apple juice and cranberry juice. Oh and here's Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Fuze Tea.....WE GET IT. It was like Bubba telling Forrest all the different kinds of shrimp.

But the stans love this tit. J$ needs a cat. No, J$ needs new parents. They showed J$ give the cat exactly one pet. He wasn't "great" with the cat. How the hell can anyone think what these people need is a pet?
 
I like how Ginn has her 3 or 4 plates of things that would require me to take some pepto bismol to digest in the morning, meanwhile Rosie's already done or hasn't eaten yet and Da Baby's got his milk. Ginn lugged the stroller onto the cruise just to use it to carry all her food for her, right?
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I wonder if they'll even do whatever Budley's ears need to have done this year. Dim on the poodcast seemed overwhelmed that Father's Day dare to be in June cause apparently their June is busy (but they're pretending they haven't booked another AMI trip yet when commenting back to some stan), and I'm sure all of May will be spent celebrating Ginn's shrimpie farts with a champagne bender or nine at the Waldorf when they pretend she's a mother.
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xmasbdaygirl said:
When you show the soda fountain and then go and read every single offering out loud....it's time to find new subject matter to film. Decaf coffee, regular coffee and here's the half n half and honey and sugar....Then they have orange juice, orange juice, apple juice and cranberry juice. Oh and here's Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Fuze Tea.....WE GET IT. It was like Bubba telling Forrest all the different kinds of shrimp.

But the stans love this tit. J$ needs a cat. No, J$ needs new parents. They showed J$ give the cat exactly one pet. He wasn't "great" with the cat. How the hell can anyone think what these people need is a pet?
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BUT DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE DECAFFEINATED EARL GRAY TEA?!

I can never make sense of him pointing out and naming all the fresh fruits and then none of them ever ever ever touch the fReSh FrUiT with a 10 foot pole.
 
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