The Lodge Guys #31 Terrible travel tips from the insignificant organic blips

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florida1011 said:
I already know I’m a massive bleep when it comes to ripping these two a new hole but I made a promise to tattlers I would replace those stickers with an everlast sock when I visit…. although I am only visiting while in vegas cos my 7 year old has mithered the fuckin life out of me to see E.T. Highway. I actually think my kid with his GoPro would do a more insightful road trip video than these two dickheads have done
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I’m also getting old blogs on my feed and one that sticks out is when they were in Tenerife. A tiny tiny lizard managed to get into their hotel room. Nick freaked out. It was on the wall and Leigh understandably wanted to film it close up but when he got close the lizard scurried off out of sight. Jesus, the performance we then got from Nick. Showing and bawling at Leigh making it all his fault. Demanding that hotel staff come up and seal around windows etc. the man has seriously got issues. We see them “lite” day after day in vlogs but that was some serious controlling and domestic abuse. I think there is something wrong.
 
PJones said:
When was this? Surely a travel agent would have found a deal
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In the latest slog when they drove from Roswell to Dallas even though they had already paid for the Roswell room for the night! More things that just don't make logical or financial sense from them. What difference would it have made really to stay in Roswell and leave early the next morning? I could understand if they were trying to cram everything into a single week but they were out there (or meant to be) for 6 bloody weeks!!

I think at this stage they just wanted to get to Florida as soon as they could. Clearly the whole road trip was a failure which will never be fully admitted.

Pouty was probably being a whiny little witch. "Waaahhhhh I just wanna go Disney!"
 
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Seen this on FB lol it would give the fraudsters more space on the next trip to Cornwall and back
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awaiting their Dallas upload and I did a little map planning myself of their road trip destinations (see Exhibit A👇🏼)
As you can see from the ECG reading, (erm I mean, map), it shows they really peaked at SF (I’m sure the Sonoma wine tasting tour they got from Groupon aided with this) but it was definitely touch and go when Lee purchased a $6 dollar banana for breakfast.
They again seemed to have peaked when it became a case for them to play Mulder & Scully along E.T highway but there was definitely some squeaky bum moments especially when they set the alarms off at Area 51🙄
It would seem funds have officially ran out in Arizona and they are flatlining to Barry’s in Orlando now….
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florida1011 said:
awaiting their Dallas upload and I did a little map planning myself of their road trip destinations (see Exhibit A👇🏼)
As you can see from the ECG reading, (erm I mean, map), it shows they really peaked at SF (I’m sure the Sonoma wine tasting tour they got from Groupon aided with this) but it was definitely touch and go when Lee purchased a $6 dollar banana for breakfast.
They again seemed to have peaked when it became a case for them to play Mulder & Scully along E.T highway but there was definitely some squeaky bum moments especially when they set the alarms off at Area 51🙄
It would seem funds have officially ran out in Arizona and they are flatlining to Barry’s in Orlando now….
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That's brilliant! Fray Bentos - All gone is my particular fave.
Weren't they planning on New Orleans too? We shall see and I shall look forward to your updated map, lol.
 
swipeup said:
Brilliant map! Don't forget a stop in New Orleeeeens.....where they will no doubt be wetting themselves over the bayonnaise.
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Oh jeez of course they will, they’ll absolutely tit themselves on bourbon street, the crowds out getting sloshed on the 12 dollar pat o’brien hurricanes. these two melts will be tucked in at motel 6 before sunset sharing a granola bar and doing shots of mouthwash
 
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