The Lodge Guys #31 Terrible travel tips from the insignificant organic blips

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The lockdown vlogs at first didn't hide him being an alchy, he was hammering all sorts of spirits and booze every day, there was even a bottle of brandy on his computer desk. He also looked properly ill at that time. It obviously was a big thing on here so all that suddenly disappeared from vlogs, can't hide the signs of it though - yes we know why you frequently wear sunglasses indoors, Prick
 
YorkshireLady said:
Oh flipping heck - I’ve led a sheltered life it seems!! Im totally T total but surely they’d just store alcohol in a drawer or wardrobe if they didn’t want to show it to us?!
Going to such lengths is weird!!
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Nick could be swigging it behind baldy's back because they have toiletry bag and mouthwash each

Baldy could be policing Nicks drinking so that's where the mouthwash bottle comes in
 
I've never really understood the food thing with them. They never seem to have enough food, even during lockdown when everyone else on the planet was hoarding pasta and tins they had hardly anything which would keep them going if a situation arose which stopped their HelloFresh delivery. They used a whole loaf, even the heels and would say that they wouldn't be buying another until two days later. Then there's the lack of proper provisions for that trek and for the seven hour road trip. Heck we are flying to Florida on Tuesday and I already have a cabin size case full of scran for the flight for the four of us. I do wonder if Prick maybe had an overweight issue as a kid and can't be near the temptation so only keeps enough food for the day. There's definitely some sort of issue going on.
 
Ladysarah123 said:
They need to get drunk before any sexual activity 😆
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Doubt there’s any of that going on, drunk or otherwise. Familiarity and both screaming bottoms, written all over their body language. Not to mention the 20 year boredom factor, honestly I’m impressed that they’re even still sleeping together (but they love it when they get separate beds).
Im sure this is also the case for millions of regular straight couples who have been together for years.
 
Bloody hell that was painful!

Stay at Days Inn (it’s tit I’ve stayed in one years ago as a student) go to McDonald’s visit a tat shop then go to some tacky “museum” with plastic aliens everywhere (AND PRICK PRETENDING TO TO TAKE A DUMP) the place looks like an alien version of Blackpool. Tacky as hell. On this vlog I’d give it a wide berth. Didn’t exactly get to the bottom of the conspiracy theories did you lads? I’m only half way through it’s terrible 🤣🤣🤣
 
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