The Lodge Guys #31 Terrible travel tips from the insignificant organic blips
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Miss Minnie
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But who ACTUALLY pulls their pants down to sit on a pretend bog!!Bloody hell that was painful!
Stay at Days Inn (it’s tit I’ve stayed in one years ago as a student) go to McDonald’s visit a tat shop then go to some tacky “museum” with plastic aliens everywhere (AND PRICK PRETENDING TO TO TAKE A DUMP) the place looks like an alien version of Blackpool. Tacky as hell. On this vlog I’d give it a wide berth. Didn’t exactly get to the bottom of the conspiracy theories did you lads? I’m only half way through it’s terrible
sinister-shadow
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They pay 10$s for this stupid photo pass but won’t get a meal without splitting it
ducatiwarrior
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Didn’t even go to the crash site in Roswell literally stayed on the Main Street . Obviously in a hurry to get back to the Bazzas
sinister-shadow
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Also, they have no problem leaving the hotel early they paid for, for the night?
stokie108
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Quite unbelievable slog tonight. Drive 7 hours to spend 5 hours on roswell, and can’t get out quick enough! Oh it’s a normal place with 5 tat shops. So that’s what pouty is excited for????? I wanted to see the McDonald’s lit up at night. Oh watch it on YouTube. Sums them up perfectly. Waste of time road trip is what it should be called.
Furnessian
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I'm not sure what they expected from Roswell and as a travel agent, you would think Prick would know all about it.
TheNortherner
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YouTube homepage keeps suggesting old videos of theirs recently, loads of them from when baldy had his failure of a hair transplant. Those images of his scabby/bloody head are absolutely repulsive, nightmare inducing stuff 
Furnessian
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YouTube homepage keeps suggesting old videos of theirs recently, loads of them from when baldy had his failure of a hair transplant. Those images of his scabby/bloody head are absolutely repulsive, nightmare inducing stuff
He does have more hair but he is hardly Fabio, is he. Can't imagine it was worth all that pain.
florida1011
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YouTube homepage keeps suggesting old videos of theirs recently, loads of them from when baldy had his failure of a hair transplant. Those images of his scabby/bloody head are absolutely repulsive, nightmare inducing stuff
same for me…. only it was the one where they’re drinking with all the old Karen’s in the caravan site clubhouse and prick is absolutely bladdered. proper dicky. I cringed more so than usual throughout 
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josh anderson
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They just need to stick to Disney. They judge everything by ‘Disney theming’. It’s like they expected Roswell to be one big toy story mania ride where they just shoot aliens all down the street.
People live there and actually work (not that they know what work is)
Love how they was saying how cheap the hotel was to justify them leaving early and it’s not good for your travel agency telling people you can get it cheaper somewhere else!
Just watch it on you tube! Best comment he’s ever made lol
People live there and actually work (not that they know what work is)
Love how they was saying how cheap the hotel was to justify them leaving early and it’s not good for your travel agency telling people you can get it cheaper somewhere else!
Just watch it on you tube! Best comment he’s ever made lol
stokie108
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Haha yeah remember the cruise when their bags didn’t turn up til the evening. Prick was going insane
Telly Fanatic
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Defo vodka in they bottles that's he's been hiding from his bald girlfriendHaha yeah remember the cruise when their bags didn’t turn up til the evening. Prick was going insane
ladyDeathStryke
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they are weird. every summer my family would drive from New jersey to George to visit family, thats like a 18 hour trip. we packed a cooler with sandwiches , snacks and drinks. we chose places to eat that werent in Jersey cause ONE southern food is just better. (dont @ me lol) but why eat stuff you can get from home?. they would rather eat gas station bullshit then good food. the fuq?
Furnessian
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I've been down a rabbit hole of watching some of their Vlogmas videos. Some
observations:
The way Prick speaks to Pouty is absolutely disgusting most of the time. Constantly belittling him and controlling him, putting him down. Prick fat shamed him all the time and controls what he eats.
Pouty went out on his own! He popped to the chemist on their fake Christmas Day whilst Prick did all the cooking. He also popped out for a loaf.
They did a nice fake Christmas for their nieces and Hannah and her two. Much as it pains me to say it, they did put effort in and the kids seemed to love it. Perhaps it was all for show but I will reluctantly give them that one.
Had to laugh when they made mince pies but chose not to buy clotted cream to go with them as it was too calorific. Maybe if you had some cream, you wouldn't have eaten 3 at a time.
Their desperate attempt to do something "Christmassy" every day is utterly painful. Let's walk round a half-closed, desperate looking market on a Monday morning in the pouring rain and share a watery hot chocolate. That'll
do for content.
Prick is such a bitter bleep.
observations:
The way Prick speaks to Pouty is absolutely disgusting most of the time. Constantly belittling him and controlling him, putting him down. Prick fat shamed him all the time and controls what he eats.
Pouty went out on his own! He popped to the chemist on their fake Christmas Day whilst Prick did all the cooking. He also popped out for a loaf.
They did a nice fake Christmas for their nieces and Hannah and her two. Much as it pains me to say it, they did put effort in and the kids seemed to love it. Perhaps it was all for show but I will reluctantly give them that one.
Had to laugh when they made mince pies but chose not to buy clotted cream to go with them as it was too calorific. Maybe if you had some cream, you wouldn't have eaten 3 at a time.
Their desperate attempt to do something "Christmassy" every day is utterly painful. Let's walk round a half-closed, desperate looking market on a Monday morning in the pouring rain and share a watery hot chocolate. That'll
do for content.
Prick is such a bitter bleep.
OrlandoJonesy123
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Some things I noticed about the latest Roswell shitshow.
Literally no-one gives a tit about trying to find your wanky Lodge Turd stickers. You are not remotely of interest to practically everyone. If you are someone who is sad enough to visit there, take a picture and send it to the two fraudsters let me assure you that you are definitely a massive bleep.
Anyone else in their head say as he walked through that big silver curtain "Tonight Matthew i'm going to be.........a big bald baby"?
Another crappy wristband to add to the collection the sad twit.
Oh the kids would love this squishy but it's too big. Oh this one's smaller. Did they buy it for them though? Did they bollocks cos we are hole Uncles.
Prick says he needs to buy one of those alien heads before they go home. It's even grey so will blend in with the boring grey caravan. Did he buy one? Did he bollocks.
Won't pay $8 for a sandwich cos it's apparently extortionate but will chuck $5s away like there's no tomorrow on several crappy little fake movie sets. Surely once you've seen one rubber alien you've seen them all?
Lots and lots of literallys.
About 4 gift shops, numerous fingering of merch but zero purchases as usual. Oh I tell a lie this is where they got that $2 alien for Hannah the personality vacuum.
Typical of them flying bleeping around everywhere at 1000mph to rush to get to the next place! Never seen a more stressful rushed 'road trip.' Prick just CANNOT take his time on anything.
No-one gives a duck about the time changes. LITERALLY no-one. You're the only pair it would affect anyway as it messes with your nanas!
Prick got ANOTHER bargain on the hotel allegedly. I'll tell you all about it. Yawn. ABN. Yawn. Basically. ABN. Yawn. 5 minutes later and still going. Shut up you boring knob.
Baldy didn't get any editing done cos it took him 4 hours to find a hotel. Bullshit. You were sleeping you weak fanny. What a pathetic excuse for a human.
And lastly plugging the Patreon AGAIN cos they are strapped for cash. Seems to be happening more often of recent. Piss of you cretins.
Literally no-one gives a tit about trying to find your wanky Lodge Turd stickers. You are not remotely of interest to practically everyone. If you are someone who is sad enough to visit there, take a picture and send it to the two fraudsters let me assure you that you are definitely a massive bleep.
Anyone else in their head say as he walked through that big silver curtain "Tonight Matthew i'm going to be.........a big bald baby"?
Another crappy wristband to add to the collection the sad twit.
Oh the kids would love this squishy but it's too big. Oh this one's smaller. Did they buy it for them though? Did they bollocks cos we are hole Uncles.
Prick says he needs to buy one of those alien heads before they go home. It's even grey so will blend in with the boring grey caravan. Did he buy one? Did he bollocks.
Won't pay $8 for a sandwich cos it's apparently extortionate but will chuck $5s away like there's no tomorrow on several crappy little fake movie sets. Surely once you've seen one rubber alien you've seen them all?
Lots and lots of literallys.
About 4 gift shops, numerous fingering of merch but zero purchases as usual. Oh I tell a lie this is where they got that $2 alien for Hannah the personality vacuum.
Typical of them flying bleeping around everywhere at 1000mph to rush to get to the next place! Never seen a more stressful rushed 'road trip.' Prick just CANNOT take his time on anything.
No-one gives a duck about the time changes. LITERALLY no-one. You're the only pair it would affect anyway as it messes with your nanas!
Prick got ANOTHER bargain on the hotel allegedly. I'll tell you all about it. Yawn. ABN. Yawn. Basically. ABN. Yawn. 5 minutes later and still going. Shut up you boring knob.
Baldy didn't get any editing done cos it took him 4 hours to find a hotel. Bullshit. You were sleeping you weak fanny. What a pathetic excuse for a human.
And lastly plugging the Patreon AGAIN cos they are strapped for cash. Seems to be happening more often of recent. Piss of you cretins.
florida1011
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I already know I’m a massive bleep when it comes to ripping these two a new hole but I made a promise to tattlers I would replace those stickers with an everlast sock when I visit…. although I am only visiting while in vegas cos my 7 year old has mithered the fuckin life out of me to see E.T. Highway. I actually think my kid with his GoPro would do a more insightful road trip video than these two dickheads have done
OrlandoJonesy123
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