The Lodge Guys #31 Terrible travel tips from the insignificant organic blips

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I do she defo paid. Pouty said Pricks clothes will
Smell for days. Dirty fuckers needs to drop into a laundry
Of course she paid they got a meeeeeel each.

awaiting their Dallas upload and I did a little map planning myself of their road trip destinations (see Exhibit A👇🏼)
As you can see from the ECG reading, (erm I mean, map), it shows they really peaked at SF (I’m sure the Sonoma wine tasting tour they got from Groupon aided with this) but it was definitely touch and go when Lee purchased a $6 dollar banana for breakfast.
They again seemed to have peaked when it became a case for them to play Mulder & Scully along E.T highway but there was definitely some squeaky bum moments especially when they set the alarms off at Area 51🙄
It would seem funds have officially ran out in Arizona and they are flatlining to Barry’s in Orlando now….
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Haaaaaa I love this especially the grey bentos pies 😃😃😃
 
I bet they go to Cafe Du Monde which, since Covid, does not fry fresh beignets all day but does a job lot in the morning and they're tit now.

I think we all know they will hate everything they do from now to Orlando
We visited Cafe Du Monde in 2016 the beignets were delicious but the cafe was dirty and the staff were extremely rude it was not a pleasant experience!!!
 
Just catching up on the Roswell slog.....2.32 mins in and Pouty basically mocks the poor lady outside the car for taking her pictures with her 'skeleton'.....they don't know why she's doing it and honestly, they should be (and are) mocked for their walking past their own camera, or locking a door and leaving it behind then having it in the next 'scene' knowing they've gone back to get it...utter bleeping twats!
 
So think this is more than once they’ve missed out in a supposedly ‘included’ breakfast ? Knowing them there’s no way they’ll miss a included meal so my thinks that’s a little porkie pie about it being included. ‘Oh we ate so much the night before we couldn’t eat breakfast’ yeah right we’ve all seen what you guys can put away on a cruise ship!
Our luxurious Sheraton room … it’s a standard Sheraton room nothing special. They keep saying they don’t care about hotels and a cheap $60 room is great yet wet their pants every time they’re in anything decent.
Oh yet another top tier ‘friend’ gets to pay for them to holiday, another push at patreons to up their pledges so they too can become ‘real’ friends and pay for meals drinks and holidays for them.
Why is pouty so proud when he’s says ‘we haven’t eaten anything all day’ like it’s an achievement it’s not it’s bizarre. Pouty always looks so uncomfortable in any kind of bar setting.
Prick living his best life with Vera as a drinking partner now.
Why’s he complaining about the atmosphere when he’s out it’s a Monday afternoon 🙄 how about stay out after dark and socialize with normal people.
How does chef Prick not know how smokers work?
He ordered a qtr pound of brisket … hardly enough for a sandwich yet calls it a huge slab of brisket.
Vera’s hotel put theirs to shame lol They both looked rough leaving Vera’s hotel not used to bring out after dark. How much do we thing Prick had wine in that ‘coffee’ cup when they got back to their hotel. Christ stop picking up food packages poking them about and putting them back. And it’s not SHMORES!!! Who actually cares about Dallas it was in the 80’s.
 
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