The Lodge Guys #31 Terrible travel tips from the insignificant organic blips

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They also had a large wrap and fries before the brisket. They are a pair of greedy fuckers when someone else is paying….. why cannot the sheep see this happening?

Asthma gets breathless walking on the flat ….
Claustrophobia but goes in lifts and under the caravan
Scared of spiders but happy to move them….
IBS but eats crap all day everyday….
Surprised he not blaming the red eye on the camera. Honest a pint of red wine…..
He really is a poor excuse of a human. And a control freak.

Noticed pouty settled the bill bet his wallet is full of moths. And the way he drinks really gets on my nerves
 
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RubyThursday said:
Funny how when they have a sheep in tow they are not scared to go out and explore I also think Vera paid was she also there to protect them, they are so pathetic and hide in the hotel room most nights
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They are wimps on their own have they ever been in a physical altercation?( I'm not condoning violence) but it's obvious they are frightened little mice but when family or sheep are around they think they are tough guys, they have both been brought up in the shawl I have seen harder 10 year olds ..
 
I'd never come across these two till a few months ago, and I think after watching a few older vlogs that YouTube decided to recommend I began to realise that they're both only half of a personality each. Neither of them can operate individually, and because of that they need the other to function. And barely function at that. We get an anestheticised Pouty, butter wouldn't melt in his mouth Mr Good Guy, sweet pea journaling green tea drinking. Hiding behind this manufactured image is an insecure, lazy neurotic, weight controlled, image obsessed mouse of a man whose only real interests are coffee shops, retail and fake facades like Disney. Prick is more overt, he can't walk he storms, he can't have a conversation he retorts, he can't buy anything he (even in his head) barters. A jack of all trades but a master of non, says he couldn't give a tit what people think, but gives himself away with the constant panic that his eye bags might be on display.

There's a nasty misogynistic streak in them too. Their constant references to seeing one another cleaning up 'like a good little housewife' 'get on with the scrubbing like the good housewife you are' really gets on my last nerve. And the internalised homophobia Prick displays with his comments to Pouty regarding him being as 'camp as tits' and never showing any affection outside of the caravan is very revealing. I think Prick is wound so tight he uses alcohol to relax and his ibs is never going to be under control until he gets his drinking and food issues sorted out. They both have a massive issue with the control of food, I mean for fucks sake the constant fat shaming and counting of calories alone would give a dietician heart failure!

Originally their friend set was very limited, ie poor Sazzle, (obviously we only see what they've shown through their vlogs) and I think once they realised that they could not only finally have the (fake) friendship circle that they could only have dreamed of growing up but monetize it too, it was like Nirvana. Like attracts like though, and sadly as fast as those friends come they'll go. Either through lack of funds or they cease to fulfil their usefulness. Its either irritating that they constantly name drop their sheeple, or intoxicating to the point that new people sign up in the ever hope that they'll become flavour of the month.

Its like they're a pair of sharks (Pricks eyes really do remind me of a shark.. Or a reptile with those eyelids that flicker across.. Or even one of those area 51 aliens!) Sharks have those other symbiotic fish that swim with them and that's how I see their pretend payday friends. They really are a psychologists wet dream.

Noone in their right minds would enjoy the holiday these two are pretending to be having the time of their lives on. All that money wasted on a desperate dash across America. Money blown on bugger all. Most of us after working and saving hard would know the worth of a trip of a lifetime. Not these two though. I can almost guarantee Prick is online checking the caravan cctv at every opportunity he's got rather than living in the moment. I almost wish that the biggest family of rats move on in, sleeping in their beds shitting on the caravan dining table and helping themselves to Pricks gin collection.

They're a pair of selfish, insecure, deluded, self seeking, self serving, workshy, vicious tongued, narcissistic, social climbing users. Thankfully in a zombie apocalypse they'd be the first to go, along with the Bazzas hopefully. I will say though I do very much like their families and wish them all the very best.
 
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 bravo! You hit the nail right on the head.

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I'd never come across these two till a few months ago, and I think after watching a few older vlogs that YouTube decided to recommend I began to realise that they're both only half of a personality each. Neither of them can operate individually, and because of that they need the other to function. And barely function at that. We get an anestheticised Pouty, butter wouldn't melt in his mouth Mr Good Guy, sweet pea journaling green tea drinking. Hiding behind this manufactured image is an insecure, lazy neurotic, weight controlled, image obsessed mouse of a man whose only real interests are coffee shops, retail and fake facades like Disney. Prick is more overt, he can't walk he storms, he can't have a conversation he retorts, he can't buy anything he (even in his head) barters. A jack of all trades but a master of non, says he couldn't give a tit what people think, but gives himself away with the constant panic that his eye bags might be on display.

There's a nasty misogynistic streak in them too. Their constant references to seeing one another cleaning up 'like a good little housewife' 'get on with the scrubbing like the good housewife you are' really gets on my last nerve. And the internalised homophobia Prick displays with his comments to Pouty regarding him being as 'camp as tits' and never showing any affection outside of the caravan is very revealing. I think Prick is wound so tight he uses alcohol to relax and his ibs is never going to be under control until he gets his drinking and food issues sorted out. They both have a massive issue with the control of food, I mean for fucks sake the constant fat shaming and counting of calories alone would give a dietician heart failure!

Originally their friend set was very limited, ie poor Sazzle, (obviously we only see what they've shown through their vlogs) and I think once they realised that they could not only finally have the (fake) friendship circle that they could only have dreamed of growing up but monetize it too, it was like Nirvana. Like attracts like though, and sadly as fast as those friends come they'll go. Either through lack of funds or they cease to fulfil their usefulness. Its either irritating that they constantly name drop their sheeple, or intoxicating to the point that new people sign up in the ever hope that they'll become flavour of the month.

Its like they're a pair of sharks (Pricks eyes really do remind me of a shark.. Or a reptile with those eyelids that flicker across.. Or even one of those area 51 aliens!) Sharks have those other symbiotic fish that swim with them and that's how I see their pretend payday friends. They really are a psychologists wet dream.

Noone in their right minds would enjoy the holiday these two are pretending to be having the time of their lives on. All that money wasted on a desperate dash across America. Money blown on bugger all. Most of us after working and saving hard would know the worth of a trip of a lifetime. Not these two though. I can almost guarantee Prick is online checking the caravan cctv at every opportunity he's got rather than living in the moment. I almost wish that the biggest family of rats move on in, sleeping in their beds shitting on the caravan dining table and helping themselves to Pricks gin collection.

They're a pair of selfish, insecure, deluded, self seeking, self serving, workshy, vicious tongued, narcissistic, social climbing users. Thankfully in a zombie apocalypse they'd be the first to go, along with the Bazzas hopefully. I will say though I do very much like their families and wish them all the very best.
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