The Chateau Diaries #340 2 cleaners, 5 gardeners and 1 chef, again, why does she need people to finance her reno?

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Marquis de Potpourri said:
THANKS, @ComtesseRose for creating a new thread, and congrats @LurkingMeg on the title!

Sorry to derail!
Hi Tattle Aunties and Uncles!
Little Potpourri sat on Santa's lap for the first time tonight, and his proud mama snapped a photo.
Meanwhile, his Jewish dad has gladly grown fond of celebrating Christmukkah as a family!
The first night of Hanukkah is on Christmas Day this year, which is neat!

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Meanwhile, PhiPhi acted very noticeably and awkwardly less gay tonight than he did when he was with Vivian and Vivian Junior!
Painfully faking it til he makes it.

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Maybe because he was with his parents and they had told him not to embarasse them. So Fanny did it instead with that stupid bleeping red poncho and reindeer ear muffs
 
When I was thinking about how poor a choice SJ made with Tablescapes as her fake boyfriend/fiance (I mean, there are millions of gay men with amazing personalities who could actually pass as straight); knowing she doesn't plan anything, incapable of planning, it was more like a Perfect Storm, so to speak. He shows up and is willing to go along with a stupid idea of playing the part of a boyfriend, she is needy and wants a boyfriend. She doesn't seem to come into contact with many men, apparently straight men who want a long term relationship with her and especially gay men who would go along with this - the reward of pretending to be lord of the manner must be enough for juvenile Snorts. He must be the one with a plan.
 
Frenchie0810 said:
Many thanks to @tuffiti and @ComtesseRose.

It bugs me when Fanny claims that Herbert has vertigo, which she declared again after his recent ferris wheel type ride. Vertigo is a symptom that feels like you or the world around you is spinning or moving, even when you're not. Herbert just has a fear of heights, which is not vertigo.

Fanny's outfit at the Christmas market is just more of her "little girl" personna. I believe she thinks she is tapping into a sense of playfulness, innocence, and carefree behavior, but in fact she is just screeching and waving her hands around while jumping up and down.
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Even children stare!

Vertigo
Masculine/ feminine
Allergies, yes Snorts , there is milk in the huge bag of chocolates you bought…
All flexible .
 

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Kickintheass said:
Have any pet owning tattlers ever been tempted to try speak buttons with them.
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JackSpratt said:
I would have loved to have done that with my dogs.
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My DIL is a speech pathologist, she and a colleague have been successful.
Her colleague's dog is up to 26 words.
My son and DIL's dog knows six words; outside, play, walk, food, water, love.
I took care of their dog for 2 weeks. At first, it was fun but after a few days it made me crazy.
The next time I looked after their dog, I said, "please don't bring the buttons!"
 
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Lochness Monster said:
Thank you Tuffiti.
Also ComtesseRose for the new thread.

UN bearable and Un desirable.
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Unwholesome
unwashed

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Lochness Monster said:
Even children stare!

Vertigo
Masculine/ feminine
Allergies, yes Snorts , there is milk in the huge bag of chocolates you bought…
All flexible .
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ear muffs over a hat- she is so affected-oh and way past looking cute-she looks like an old uncircumcised prick in a willy warmer-maybe Mummy's blindness is hereditary
 
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Good news! My sweet Merlin is ensconced at the surgery center, is comfortable and resting, has had an electrocardiogram, is having surgery tomorrow morning sometime. He has no heart damage of any kind - heart murmur is faint and not always present. Could be his reaction to stress, but something we'll look at down the line perhaps, after he's got some distance from this. We are not to go back until his day of discharge, ideally Thursday or Friday. They call you twice a day with updates. BIG difference from the ER he was just in - both have pros and cons, but we're exhausted, so this is good to be home. Our other cat, Mimsy, appreciates us being home!

I've had a nice three hour nap and now I'm going to catch up on some vlogs!
 
Lady Avonlea said:
Perhaps or 3 or 4 nights at the shitoo max because a couple of those vlogs were undoubtedly filmed on the same day, but edited to look like different days (plus included FRK footage filmed on days Snorty & Fanny were away travelling).
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Think about it this way. For the purposes of this statement, assume that in the past year she made $150,000 gross off the bed-and-breakfast, $230,000 from YouTube, took $400,000 from Patreon, and over $600,000 from her rental star scam . She spends on average less than 1/3 of the year at the dump, but let’s go with 1/3 of a year, which would be 121 days, she wants to be paid/ collect a gross amount of $11,404 for every day that she spends at the dump in the past 12 months.

Of course, the salaries paid to nutty, Cuz, Luther, Phillip, FRK, the many gardeners, etc. and other expenses be deducted from that amount.
 
Freesia54 said:
I got as far as the grandparents and turned off.... can I just say I have lived in the UK all of my life and I have never had a Christmas lunch... It has always been Christmas dinner... usually served before the then Queens speach, now the Kings. Most people found dozing at this point. Evening edibles would usually be a buffet type spread, with 'Sandwitttches' and 'picky' foods..twit in hat should respect different cultures and traditions instead of dissing them because they don't meet with his ideas. Jeez what an obnoxious moron he is.
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In French Speaking Canada the "Xmas dinner" is late at night on the 24th because we begin on 6-7pm to gather together and we used to go to mass at midnight and then coming back and having dinner at that time (around 1am) gifts given and party going on all during the night and then breakfast and then bed... And then late lunch and late dinner again on 25th Xmas day. (Ditto for New Year, 31st party well into the night and breakfast and then home and bed)
(I need to specify that as a catholic nation, the French speaking part of Canada had paid holiday at the time, from 24th until the 2nd of Jan)

My Norwegian husband has 24th dinner at 5pm and then gift given and party until midnight or so and then again the same the day after in his family.

Freesia54 said:
sometimes I wish she would just keep her mouth shut, it doesn't engage with her brain.
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That's because, there is nothing to engage with as the brain is marinating away in 90% proof alcohol 🍸 😂
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