The Chateau Diaries #340 2 cleaners, 5 gardeners and 1 chef, again, why does she need people to finance her reno?

[Fromthenorth]

Thank you @ComtesseRose ♥

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I started writing a reply to your post @T Rex just as the thread closed, so here goes again.

They only drove 4 hours for a specific reason. Brocunting or auction house collection. Generally those places are closed on a Monday if it was yesterday that they were travelling. I would almost put money on the high probability that they stopped in Orleans. Town of Kings. Lots to see, they wouldn't stop 1 hour short of home for no reason. They are just so obvious.
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uncouth
unhygienic
unpleasant
uneducated
unethical

in fact everything beginning with "un"...

So, building unto @T Rex and @C'est moi posts...
I find that weird that the last 4? Xmas the ugly uncout herbert man child didn't have any celebrations with his family and his grifter con artist fiancée. I would understand if they are not celebrating it but, not only do they not get together with the rest of the family (cousins. uncles, aunts, parents, siblings?) but they do not even do that for his Mother birthday (I guess his father birthday is meaningless then?)except only the 4 of them for a brief day/night to eat in a restaurant.
Another thing that I fine really strange is the fact that the parents always meet them "half way" or at the very least "AWAY" from their home, except for only one occasion that I remember when I still listen to the vlogs.

 

[tuffiti]

Just realised I totaly forgot to share the Patreon video from December 4th.

PSA: Best watched blindfolded - Snorts alert!

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Thank you @ComtesseRose ♥


So, building unto @T Rex and @C'est moi posts...
I find that weird that the last 4? Xmas the ugly uncout herbert man child didn't have any celebrations with his family and his grifter con artist fiancée. I would understand if they are not celebrating it but, not only do they not get together with the rest of the family (cousins. uncles, aunts, parents, siblings?) but they do not even do that for his Mother birthday (I guess his father birthday is meaningless then?)except only the 4 of them for a brief day/night to eat in a restaurant.
Another thing that I fine really strange is the fact that the parents always meet them "half way" or at the very least "AWAY" from their home, except for only one occasion that I remember when I still listen to the vlogs.

Interesting also that Herbert never seems to see his brother at all. I don't think the brother has ever been to LL and PJ never, ever, mentions him; you would think he was an only child who spent most of his time with his grandparents. Perhaps there is jealousy as the brother seems to have completed his education and actually works for a living. I suspect Herbert is a complete embarrassment to the whole family. Even if they think he's been fortunate to find someone who will finance their son, they must be really embarrassed by the cracked blow-up doll, the ageing, circus ring-mistress that he is living off. Doubt if they'd want their neighbours and colleagues to get a glimpse of that monstrosity. Has she any idea at all of what she looks like in the awful red cape and the reindeer ears? For someone who is obsessed with her appearance, it's a strange choice, but then, again, she wants to look abstemious and appeal to the grannies who think she's sweet. Stephanie Jarvis could not be sweet if she tried even harder. She really goes look like a granny and it's not just the dreadful garb, it's the body language, facial expressions and that supercilious, patronising manner that make her look like an old woman. The way she spouts and moves her head up and down is like a granny from decades ago telling the children what to do. Again, she's reading from a tourist guide about the town. She is nothing if not predictable.

 

[TorontoGWM]

THANKS, @ComtesseRose for creating a new thread, and congrats @LurkingMeg on the title!

Sorry to derail!
Hi Tattle Aunties and Uncles!
Little Potpourri sat on Santa's lap for the first time tonight, and his proud mama snapped a photo.
Meanwhile, his Jewish dad has gladly grown fond of celebrating Christmukkah as a family!
The first night of Hanukkah is on Christmas Day this year, which is neat!

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U : umständlich
Meanwhile, PhiPhi acted very noticeably and awkwardly less gay tonight than he did when he was with Vivian and Vivian Junior!
Painfully faking it til he makes it.

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[JackSpratt]

Just realised I totaly forgot to share the Patreon video from December 4th.

PSA: Best watched blindfolded - Snorts alert!
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Never a truer word spoken Trixie, this year doing the Christmas Diaries has been less pressured than previous, finding our own balance and routine, YES! because you've hardly bleeping been there! Too busy on expensive Vaycays and shopping. When you are there you have everyone else waiting on you hand and foot! FFS!!!

Future Trixie Christmases at Lala, what would he like it to be? He'd like to be the sole owner of the gaff........simples.

'It's like living in a Hallmark Movie'...........of course it is totally detached from reality.

Do we think she's going to interview the others? I don't.

As for the affected speaking

Should have left the Twatt in the Tunnel!

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Undead

 

[TorontoGWM]

Re. Patreon vlog from Dec. 4th…

1. They saw his mother on Dec 12. That means the LiarLand Christmas party was this past weekend.

2. Where did the Gayancé’s posh accent go?

3. He mentioned getting the Winter Salon fireplace working again. Oh so it doesn’t work? Why not?

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

UNBEARABLE


The U word that IMO best represents Fanny and her troupe of leeches…


UNBEARABLE

 

[Arfarf]

Unisex

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Did I do that right?

That "path" on his baldy head is the path to never.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Can someone please post the pic of the three gays sitting on a two-seat couch opposite of Flip on the three-seater.

 

[Iolair]

[QUOTE="Lady Pinkadella, post: 21322520, member: 37154]
She claimed Arras was the oldest Christmas market in Europe. I think this is misinformation again. Or what do you think?
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She also claimed the name of the city of Arras means 'tapestry.' It doesn't. That's just what the English called the tapestries from Arras. I believe the word comes from the Gaulish tribe of the Atrebates and means, something like: belonging to this land, or possessors of this land or soil. In addition she seemed quite surprised that there was a Spanish influence in the food. For someone who claims to adore history so much, you'd think she'd know why, what with the old Spanish Netherlands practically on the doorstep. She's an idiot.

Anyway... That's my beloved Artois spoilt for me. Arras being one of my stomping grounds on the Western Front, and she sullies the whole area with her misshapen toes on it's sacred ground. Poppies indeed, the cow! I wish she could choke on them!

Snorts on the Ferris wheel... whiney little witch. Fanny, get a real man.

Sorry I missed your birthday T-Rex. Hope it was splendid and you were spoiled rotten! ❤

Thank you for the new thread.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Unreal

Unholy

unsattisfied

Unreturned love

 

[graciemckitten]

Re. Patreon vlog from Dec. 4th…

1. They saw his mother on Dec 12. That means the LiarLand Christmas party was this past weekend.

2. Where did the Gayancé’s posh accent go?

3. He mentioned getting the Winter Salon fireplace working again. Oh so it doesn’t work? Why not?

Evidently loser Herbert Philip’s fake accent us on a holiday mini break.

Loser Philip’s mother is the one who had the idea of sending her useless, loser, bullying, nasty user son to the Dump where he suddenly and conveniently “ fell in love” with Mummy figure Steohanie less than 24 hours before he was be ejected from the Dump and sent home to his biological mother. Must have been another LieLande miracle………NOT.

Since the windfall of the rental star scam, Loser Herbert Philip has greedily demanded more, more, more of everything daily……tens of thousands of dollars in expensive clothing, more 5 star vacations, hundreds of thousands of dollars/ euros in porcelain, antiques, and nonstop shopping, and entered into a ridiculous fake “ engagement” with Mummy Stephanie complete with an engagement ring that is as empty as the grifting souls of the gruesome twosome. I believe the gruesome lie many times when they say they’re going to meet Phillips parents so they have an excuse to travel more.

I also do not believe that loser Herbert Philip was the primary caretaker for years for his ailing grandparents. his mother must be delighted that she’s been able to foist her grifting, useless, duplicitous son on the Dump crew so they do not have to take care of him anymore Until he inevitably returns home with a couple of vans of cracked and chipped porcelain, broken chairs, a skeleton of a sofa, and loads of tweed clothing that he has outgrown due to his crème brûlée obsession.

I believe Stephanie has staged a dozen or so storylines in the past month where she is put on video herself telling loser. Philip know repeatedly, and allegedly not purchasing any new items for him. Who believes that they went to all these Christmas fairs, and only purchased one ornament? They have thousands and thousands of Christmas ornaments. every year, they purchased thousands of dollars in new Christmas trees and ornaments because they’re too lazy to go up to the attic and locate where they stuffed last year’s expensive trees. I have a feeling they probably throw most of the trees out in February, after the Christmas season is over.

What kind of a loser spends hundreds of hours designing a cluttered tablescape for a dinner, attended by the same 5 to 6 people that are all on the dump payrollor are sycophantic fans?

Sadly and unfortunately, loser Herbert Phillip’s thousand euro+ kilt may make an appearance prior to the end of this year.

I have a feeling that Amaury will remain pickled daily until spring when he gets to move out of the dump. Ñutty will remain nasty until she gets to move out of the dump this spring. I bet they have already filmed fake Christmas and already decamped to the south of France.

FRK is absolutely ecstatic that she was allowed to stay at the dump and continue to be Cinderella for a few months until the 3 bedroom B&B reopens again. Looks like Cuz n‘ Nutty are FRK’s designated minders at the Dump over the winter. She quickly forget that the gruesome twosome treated her like absolute trash for several months and ignored her presence until cook Maria fled the dump, and FRK was needed again. She will never learn.

 

[ComtesseRose]

I suspect Herbert is a complete embarrassment to the whole family.

Herbert is a leech and a slacker.

For someone who is obsessed with her appearance, it's a strange choice, but then, again, she wants to look abstemious and appeal to the grannies who think she's sweet. Stephanie Jarvis could not be sweet if she tried even harder. She really goes look like a granny and it's not just the dreadful garb, it's the body language, facial expressions and that supercilious, patronising manner that make her look like an old woman. The way she spouts and moves her head up and down is like a granny from decades ago telling the children what to do.

Stephanie thinks it all cutesy. What it really is, is spoiled pathetic fatherless pick-me behaviour. It's all f*cking trite.

 

[KiKiGee]

Can someone please post the pic of the three gays sitting on a two-seat couch opposite of Flip on the three-seater.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

I told you, all those books he has deposited around the shittoo (including the latest haul from Scotland that cost an arm and a leg to be posted over) and he now says he has never read one of them. twit.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Thanks @KiKiGee

Unwanted for group sex

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Just realised I totaly forgot to share the Patreon video from December 4th.

PSA: Best watched blindfolded - Snorts alert!
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Forget twit in a hat he is barf in a scarf what a twit. Thanks @tuffiti and @ComtesseRose

 

[Freesia54]

As a matter of interest @graciemckitten, for the clowns of Liarland to ask our moderators are you OK, then that would have to come for a Tattler? How wonderful you have pissed them of with your forensic work.

Sorry.... what did I miss?

 

[Lady Avonlea]

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Then you shouldn’t wear a dainty, ladies pearl ring Snorty! The gig was up a long time ago and it’s time Snorty admit it. Parents are always the first to know and in Snorty’s case they likely have known he’s gay since he was five.

As they were leaving the shitoo FRK awkwardly said, “have a good weekend”. I presume they left midweek and spent a couple of nights (Tues/Wed) with Viv then up north to the Arras and two nights with his parents (Thurs/Friday), then enroute back to the shitoo enjoyed a stop in Orleans (Saturday) and rush back for the staff Xmas party on Sunday or Monday night. Potty will be there for a couple of nights for a shag and then Fanny & Snorty burger off to the SoF for Chantelle’s birthday on Dec 18 and Xmas.