Here's a summary of Fanny Advent'ures' to date in December. Not many days at the freezing shitoo this month, but Fanny sounded awfully excited to be leaving Arras and returning to the icebox. This means only one thing - Potty is arriving for his Annual Xmas Shag!
Day 1 – Framlingham – Advent Calendars & FRK making scrambled eggs
Day 2 – Framlingham – Brocunting & Snorty scammed Mummy out of her sherry glasses
Day 3 – Brighton – Pretending they are Queen Victoria & Prince Albert
Day 4 – Brighton – Eating & Shopping their way through the lanes
Day 5 – London – Buying Snorty a Punchbowl & more shopping
Day 6 – London – Buying out Liberty & Fortnum’s & Fish & Chips
Day 7 – Sleepover at Johnny Tobacco’s Chateau (Snorty’s early Xmas gift)
Day 8 – Shitoo – Caviar & Woodland Christmas Tree Catastrophe
Day 9 – Shitoo – Begging the locals to attend the Chapel Open House
Day 10 – Shitoo – Hiding inside during the Chapel Open House (Mince Tarts & Sausage Rolls)
Day 11 – Shitoo – Baubles & Booze in Fanny’s Boudoir & Daddy's Pervy Paintings Get Digitized
Day 12 – Shitoo – FRK makes and hangs a wret
Day 13 - Dan’s Crispy Chateau – Digging in the dirt with Dan for an hour
Day 14 – Chateau Love – Scotman Leaves, Chris Plasters, Davy Plants & Snorty Eats Applesauce and Mushy Peas
Day 15 – Chateau Love – Chateau de Chenonceau & Taxidermy Shopping (Fanny Says No!)
Day 16 – Arras – Snorty is afraid of heights & his parents are afraid of cameras
this may explain his oddities!
.
