The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

[KiKiGee]

Fanny still pretending she’s some kind of knowledgeable designer.

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[Pekey]

KiKiGee........ is the washable diaper for Ratso or Fanny ?????
Mmmm.... maybe both!!!

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Stephanie is 10 years older than Terry’s mum, Tracy.

That would make her 38. How old is Terry?He looks at least 30! Surely, Steph can't be that much older than her, it seems impossible.

 

[JackSpratt]

I remember that Amanda went out of her way to put the signs up in an early flog.

Fingers crossed they take notice.
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Stephanie Jarvis's look just re-enforces my opinion on using unnatural stuff injected into your face, ridiculous. Everything about her has drooped. She looks really unattractive now. Just as well her boyfriend can't see beauty in anything.

She's beginning to remind me of the Jennifer Coolidge character in The White Lotus, pathetic and needy.
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Amuary is strange to me, I fail to see what he does all day, he is on the pay roll therefore should be working 5 days a week, 7 / 8 hours a day what has he / the chateau he got to show for it ? He looks nice, is softly spoken and hates Snorts so his star should be rising but he just looks so fed up and angry on camera ALL the time. The longer he stays at CHMN the more the life is getting sucked out of him, I think Fannys ways have rubbed off on him and he can get away with working at such a slow /can't be arsed pace that it has become the norm. He should take the reins and push forward with so many projects, get help in and spend Fannys money like Snorts does, make a difference or get himself the hell out of there.

The slowest plasterboard installation in the history of mankind.

 

[Alice Strictknickers]

Thank you for the fresh new thread (which was not washed with dog clothing) @ComtesseRose ! ❤ @Jules100 's thread still has me howling with laughter- it is EPIC!

I don't know how I missed it, but CONGRATULATIONS to our newest VIP @Cleo's Asp !!! Here is your 🗝 to the VIP lounge!
@MojoDublin will have your Aston Martin delivered shortly. Unfortunately, no one has seen the VIP jet in ages- suspect @Heathcliffe still has it.

Don't talk to me about Heathcliffe! He's been absent for ages, and has never bothered to acknowledge my daily occasional love messages.
Why not, Heathcliffe?Helloooooo? You out there? It's me, Kathy Alice!

 

[Thebirdandthefrog]

Good for Amanda.

I'd have gone ballistic if hunters came onto my property too. It's those few who have no respect for private property (there are some who are absolute arseholes)that give a bad name to those that do.

Don't know if they've got signs up saying private property/no hunting, it might help.

I remember very well a vlog where Amanda was walking around with a stapler hanging “no hunting” signs, or “hunting forbidden here” in French, of course, on trees around the border of their property. She was afraid they would remove it or simply ignore because hunters are…

Well, I hate hunters and I don’t care if the super population of deers is causing damage… the damage is actually on us. We, humans, are the problem, we have got it all totally wrong, we have to find smarter ways of dealing with the problems we have created.

Sorry, just saw someone have already mentioned it…

 

[kitchenwitch]

Thank you. Indeed it has been a moving and emotional day today.
Most touching was when Queen Margrethe signed her abdication document and said "God save the king" before leaving the room.

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the new thread. You are amazing
The news in canada did a really nice reporting of the event. Everything about the moment was elegant in an understated way.

 

[Kickintheass]

The washing chat reminded me of a friend who used to wash the families runners in the dishwasher, she claimed it was more gentle on them, however she put them in at the same time as the dishes.

 

[Hercule P]

I am catching up, still on thread 283 and I cannot open the patreon video posted by @tuffiti
That's what I get
Non securisé https://emalm.com/?v=14Yrg

I went to wiki to try opening other patreon videos with Emalm and it is not working any more
I tried to alter the original url to this:
and it says no longer available


here is the address of the page with the patreon video

The Chateau Diaries #283 New Year, Same Shopping Addiction. Hey, it's not romance, just finance!

I just have to say this. There seems to be a lot of posts here and everywhere about Philip and how he is "taking over", is a shop-a-holic, spending Stephanie's grifted money and Stephanie is, somehow, going to be taken for a ride, is being taken for a ride, and will fall hard should their...

tattle.life

Has one of you any idea of what is happening? Thank you

 

[MagpieSassyPants]

@ComtesseRose Thanks for the new thread, I thought about you all day yesterday, Queen Daisy was magnificent, and your new King and Queen are quite the dishy couple! Does anyone else secretly hope for a "scandal" involving Queen Daisy and a salacious (age appropriate) lover? Or am I the only with octogenarian fan fiction running around in my head?! Regardless, I sincerely hope Margarethe is jetting off on holiday somewhere warm with a stack of good books. She deserves it!

 

[tuffiti]

I am catching up, still on thread 283 and I cannot open the patreon video posted by @tuffiti
That's what I get
Non securisé https://emalm.com/?v=14Yrg

I went to wiki to try opening other patreon videos with Emalm and it is not working any more
I tried to alter the original url to this:
and it says no longer available


here is the address of the page with the patreon video

The Chateau Diaries #283 New Year, Same Shopping Addiction. Hey, it's not romance, just finance!

I just have to say this. There seems to be a lot of posts here and everywhere about Philip and how he is "taking over", is a shop-a-holic, spending Stephanie's grifted money and Stephanie is, somehow, going to be taken for a ride, is being taken for a ride, and will fall hard should their...

tattle.life

Has one of you any idea of what is happening? Thank you

That is strange. It works for me (https://emalm.com/?v=14Yrg). I have tried viewing several older emalm ones (via searching for "patreon video" by my username, as well as via the wiki), also working fine.

Interested to hear if anyone else does have the same issue as you Hercule P! I don't have time until later today to look into it further. Will get back to you about it later.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

That is strange. It works for me (https://emalm.com/?v=14Yrg). I have tried viewing several older ones (via searching for "patreon video" by my username, as well as via the wiki), also working fine.
Interested to hear if anyone else does have the same issue as you Hercule P! I don't have time until later today to look into it further. Will get back to you about it later.

@Hercule P
It also works for me. The latest one from the previous thread and random ones I selected in wiki. Check your settings.

 

[LadyRed]

Congratulations to our newest VIP @Cleo's Asp and thank you for naming the thread. I took some creative liberties.

Most Liked Posts from the previous thread:




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The Gibbon is always watching, judging and haunting.

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Blimey, I have not been on the previous thread and when I checked this one out and saw this picture I thought Fanny was installing the tit salon panels for a hot second! Forgive me for my error, I must've had a serious lapse in judgement to believe that actual structural work had taken place and Fanny was finally delivering on some of her promises, albeit one of her folly vanity projects.

I should have expected this to be yet another shopping addiction indulgence where auction and storage fees were paid for junk that no one asked for or needs. What a bargain, daaaaahling!

 

[Hercule P]

That is strange. It works for me (https://emalm.com/?v=14Yrg). I have tried viewing several older emalm ones (via searching for "patreon video" by my username, as well as via the wiki), also working fine.

Interested to hear if anyone else does have the same issue as you Hercule P! I don't have time until later today to look into it further. Will get back to you about it later.

Thank you @tuffiti
I am completely lost. I just clicked on the link above "That is strange. It works for me (https://emalm.com/?v=14Yrg)." which is the same that the one which did not work..... ???????????????????????????
and it worked.....

 

[CountessPompidoo]

Congrats VIP @Cleo's Asp and thanks as always. @ComtesseRose for your Stirling work as always

So cue copious amounts of ultra expensive material, from ultra expensive designers, shopping trips to buy it and gushing how pretty it all is. And more and more boring vlogs.
She’s so transparent, she makes me I wish her rabid fans would have an epithany, see her for the grifter she is and stop funding her fgs

 

[KiKiGee]

joshde4807
2 hours ago
was that a la lande monogrammed dog bowl?

 

[Pyke]

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joshde4807
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was that a la lande monogrammed dog bowl?

I noticed that last night whilst being shocked at the amount of moisture left on the floor by Dave the Rave mopping, I know it is stone not wooden but what the hell did he use for a mop that failed to dry a bit better ? It will just add to the cold damp musty fusty state of CHMN

 

[Jules100]

I can’t believe you lot are making me stephend! ☹

What’s wrong with washing dog clothes with my own? The damn dog lives half of his life in my lap, my clothes are already covered in his hair and the washer and drier’s literal job is to remove all of that, which they preform beautifully.

And to think every one in my life is always complaining I’m too picky and clean in my home… what’s next… you’re going to tell me you don’t wash your dirty socks with your shirts, because ew ew ew?

Peace and love

I think you’re looking at this the wrong way. The problem is washing poor Lancelot’s puppy sweaters and pj’s with Stephanie and Philip’s nasty clothes and filthy undergarments. Gross. Hasn’t the poor pup suffered enough?

 

[ComtesseRose]

@tuffiti, the Patreon vlogs work for me.
I believe there are "hiccups" with emalm from time to time.

Or am I the only with octogenarian fan fiction running around in my head?!

Sadly, I believe that the late Prince consort was the love of her life. I'm sure she'll now devote her time to her artistic endavours.

I wish her rabid fans would have an epithany, see her for the grifter she is and stop funding her fgs

Oh please Fanny, it used to be a farmhouse, now it's just a landfill.