The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

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I am just OVER the curtains!
Oh she is going to do it the "French way" because the old crow will use Less material !!!!
What ever she does I am not holding my breath as she does very little.
Mind you ..... like Tea with lemon said ...... she did have to cook her own meal that night! That big old black thingy too ! :oops:

I do not know who that Squirrel can just stand around while Bun Boy is talking about doing things and you know he will not help a bit !!!
If I was Cuz I would be getting him to help all the time ....... just for the hell of it and telling old Fanny she can start doing it too and not for a few seconds - all bloody day!
 
Karma baby! said:
Amanda and Lincoln are such a breath of fresh air! 🥰
Their dry sense of humour is hilarious and she is getting so much better in putting a cohesive vlog together! I find myself actually laughing out loud at some of their back and forth. I wish they did more than 1 video a week, I’m dying to see how they will design their cottage from nothing to fully decorated.

I also loved how she responded to people commenting they need to get used to gunshots! Ya girl! Tell’em like it is! 😆
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Good for Amanda.

I'd have gone ballistic if hunters came onto my property too. It's those few who have no respect for private property (there are some who are absolute arseholes)that give a bad name to those that do.

Don't know if they've got signs up saying private property/no hunting, it might help.
 
billybudd said:
Congratulations, @Cleo's Asp, on your VIPhood.

The fish shack is located, as we all know, in a yacht kitchen these days, with the yacht chef putting in 18 hour days when she's not doing stevedore work humping half a ton of produce from the dock to the walk-in on Massa's yacht. Its entrance is located to the left of the VIP lounge, bien sur, all are welcome.
On its way to French Polynesia and Rapa Iti, the yacht made a brief stop at Kiribati, the first bit of earth the sun touched when it rose on millenium day. The big news from Kiribati is that they have green vegetables and other kinds too. Pumpkins grow well on atolls and they have kabocha squashes. Real Indian Ocean and South China Sea sailing cultures begin at that latitude to influence the food, and the Filipinos may be winning.
Also they eat sand worms, but we don't have to.
Here's a little fish shack repast to celebrate.
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Te Inai, Lemon-Fried Parrotfish, Coconut Chutney
Picked Crab, Lightly Seasoned with Tabasco and Lemon
Coconut Oil and Fennel Bruschettas
Filipino Style Kangkong Water Spinach Salad, with Caramelized Roasted Te Baukin Pumpkin Slivers and Pepitas, Citrus Calamansi-Soy Dressing
Devilled Eggs
Steven Raichlen's Miami Spice Guava Cheesecake
Te Karewe Coconut Sap Toddy
Singaporean Brewlander TFP-015 Cambodian Mango Salad Gose Beer

And then, we dance on the beach, in traditional fish shack style.
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Many moons ago there was a beaut one-way flight ticket to as many islands who had a decent airport (from memory you could visit 6 by going one-way in a circle) The ferries between island were spasmodic, except for the tiny ones close to the larger ones. Can't remember why I didn't do it, but this has piqued my interest again. I have sailed through and stopped at a few of the islands enroute to Europe.

At the local markets I visited there were greens, things like sweet potato leaves, kangkong leaves, snake beans, banana flowers etc. (this was a long time ago).

To get a really diverse mixing of cultures I think Malaysia is the most diverse food wise I have come across. Their maritime history is fascinating and last year I visited a tiny private museum devoted to maritime treasures bought up from the waters around Malaysia. Whole pottery urns, dinner sets/pieces, a multitude of pottery containers of all sizes. The owner obviously has very deep pockets.

That whole emperor fish with coconut rice would be my choice, in fact, I am cooking coconut rice tonight! I love how your posts take me away from the humdrum. Thank you.
 
Karma baby! said:
I can’t believe you lot are making me stephend! ☹

What’s wrong with washing dog clothes with my own? The damn dog lives half of his life in my lap, my clothes are already covered in his hair 🫠 and the washer and drier’s literal job is to remove all of that, which they preform beautifully.

And to think every one in my life is always complaining I’m too picky and clean in my home… 😂 what’s next… you’re going to tell me you don’t wash your dirty socks with your shirts, because ew ew ew? 😂

Peace and love ✌🏼🥰
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Duh. Socks get washed with trews. Everyone knows that. Honestly @Karma baby! ...
 
Tea with lemon said:
All the rats escaped from the sinking ship.
Fanny had to cook.
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Fanny cooked and faffed with curtains, what did the hairbal do?
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JackSpratt said:
Good for Amanda.

I'd have gone ballistic if hunters came onto my property too. It's those few who have no respect for private property (there are some who are absolute arseholes)that give a bad name to those that do.

Don't know if they've got signs up saying private property/no hunting, it might help.
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I remember that Amanda went out of her way to put the signs up in an early flog.
 
billybudd said:
I think you need to know how to weave your own te tai coconut crown for dancing on the beach at Kiribati.
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Well, if we all meet up in Kiribati (we tend to use Kiribas in Australia) I will gift you all 2.5 metres of Indonesian Batik/ikat fabric to make your own wrap around skirt or to make into a halter neck sarong as I do. I will even buy you all a nasty, brown handbag which has been stamped with a logo of a company for their free advertising. Authentic from Bali, of course.
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We will NOT be travelling onto Nauru as their government has just announced they will not recogonise Taiwan as a separate country of China. Tense times in the China Sea area and particularly in my neck of the woods in Australia.
 
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Congratulations to our newest VIP @Cleo's Asp and thank you for naming the thread. I took some creative liberties.

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First Snorty slowly removed all SJ’s small trinkets in the home memories of family, places she’s been even pictures of herself from fans. Then he replaced larger items to add his junk that has no value or relational story.( my grandfather’s favorite was a lie!) He then went to furniture, no more x-lovers items like Ollie’s paintings, Potty’s photography even Christmas baubles from her life. All replaced a lifetime of travel & family & friends to just store bought crap with no personality. Now he is removing her father’s painting from pride of place for a broken they don’t even know what carving???
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Sad! Snorty ruins everything.

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Why is she wearing her chef’s coat inside her pants??!!?? WHY???

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My, My doesn't it just seem like the chickens are coming home to roost...

As always thank you to you tartlets who; upload the Patreon vlog, sort the wiki and archive stuff. 💗
Remeber lurkers, we do have a wiki - it's the pink button.
Happy Tattling.
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Thanks @ComtessRose for the shiny new thread and congratulations @Cleo's Asp on your VIP status. I'm not jealous...no really, I'm not!
 
UvulaDonor said:
That makes more sense than Twank being the past tense of Twink...........

OMG why do the gay motorway chateaus insist on putting portraits of strangers in their chateau; I've always found it creepy to have portraits of strangers on the wall.
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Yes dead strangers... at least they still had their eyes open! I once stayed in my French friend's old vacant house in Brittany. There were urns of all her dead ancestors on the mantle piece with their photos on the front. It freaked me out and I didn't sleep a wink
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Cleo's Asp said:
I watched Escape to the Dream and it's remarkable to see what they have achieved. They may have used some polystyrene and I don't agree with everything they have done but the finished rooms are clean and fresh and look infinitely better than any room at Fanny's. The mother must be quite a bit older than Fanny but she works incredibly hard. They should be proud of themselves for doing that in a short time and without all the support and money that Fanny has. She should be ashamed of herself for doing absolutely nothing to improve her chateau. Terry's mum not only makes the curtains but also does a big part of the manual work as well.
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I agree. It's not to my taste but it does look really impressive and they all work really hard. The Ferte guys considered buying that chateau and it might actually have been an easier choice for them as the floors are sound xx
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Karma baby! said:
Amanda and Lincoln are such a breath of fresh air! 🥰
Their dry sense of humour is hilarious and she is getting so much better in putting a cohesive vlog together! I find myself actually laughing out loud at some of their back and forth. I wish they did more than 1 video a week, I’m dying to see how they will design their cottage from nothing to fully decorated.

I also loved how she responded to people commenting they need to get used to gunshots! Ya girl! Tell’em like it is! 😆
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Love love love everything about them. Can't wait to see the finished cottage
 
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Amuary is strange to me, I fail to see what he does all day, he is on the pay roll therefore should be working 5 days a week, 7 / 8 hours a day what has he / the chateau he got to show for it ? He looks nice, is softly spoken and hates Snorts so his star should be rising but he just looks so fed up and angry on camera ALL the time. The longer he stays at CHMN the more the life is getting sucked out of him, I think Fannys ways have rubbed off on him and he can get away with working at such a slow /can't be arsed pace that it has become the norm. He should take the reins and push forward with so many projects, get help in and spend Fannys money like Snorts does, make a difference or get himself the hell out of there.
 
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This guy is as annoying as and knows as little about design and decor as the Gay Twank!

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I agree he's annoying but he works hard and actually achieves something which is considerably more than Snorty does!
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UvulaDonor said:
But he does work hard - old Twankmeister does nothing...................
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Just said the same before I saw yours!
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T Rex said:
Thank you for the fresh new thread (which was not washed with dog clothing) @ComtesseRose ! 😘❤ @Jules100 's thread still has me howling with laughter- it is EPIC!

I don't know how I missed it, but CONGRATULATIONS to our newest VIP @Cleo's Asp !!! Here is your 🗝 to the VIP lounge! 🍸🍾🥂🍹🍷🍻🍺
@MojoDublin will have your Aston Martin delivered shortly. ;) Unfortunately, no one has seen the VIP jet in ages- suspect @Heathcliffe still has it.
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Hope Mojo is OK. We miss her!
 
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Who goes OUTSIDE - in to the garden / chapel not wearing a coat in winter ???? They are so thick at the CHMN, Snorts creepily follows Fanny to the chapel to get his mug and voice on the vlog in his thin jumper. They are so lost for content that they need to discuss how well kitted out Fanny is.
Natti sat on top of the heater pretending to be busy at her computer, as if, hundreds of pairs of gloves including screen friendly, hats, scarves, and nothing made use of they all deserve to get pneumonia.
 
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Did I hear you say you had roast pork for Lancelot? My Vet said, never give a dog roast pork it can make them sick and give them diarrhea. That's why there are no dog foods on the market with pork. Sorry about the bad news and I guess you will live and learn!

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Stephanie Jarvis's look just re-enforces my opinion on using unnatural stuff injected into your face, ridiculous. Everything about her has drooped. She looks really unattractive now. Just as well her boyfriend can't see beauty in anything.
 
Karma baby! said:
I agree, it sure is scary, but I noticed Nick Moon did the exact same thing in Ryan’s home. So maybe it’s the way to do it, what do I know? 😆
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It is the hole on the floor or they would need to set a tube on the window to slide the rubble down… it is a exhausting job to clean up all that rubble after a demolition, one floor at a time so, through the hole it goes down…
construction sites are dangerous place and they know they should be careful at all times…
 
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