The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

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@Abuela, Pucci is the only opera writer Fanny knows or sings.
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Tell Ruby I was thrilled to see him and that his coat is looking better than I've ever seen it. Ask him if it's Amaury who is caring for him, and lets him sleep in the workshop? Also happy to think Thor is getting enough nutrition to grow new tail feathers, poultry needs it. (I think Doolaard is abusing his poultry and may have left them on their own over the Christmas/NY holiday. He carefully filmed himself installing a heater in the henhouse.)
 
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I've just never wanted to... My dogs have never had jackets or sweaters, but I wouldn't dream of putting their blankets in with mine... I know I'd never put animal coats in with mine if they wore them.. Just like I wouldn't put bathmats in with towels... There's an order and it must be obeyed 😁

Yes, I also wouldn’t put a dog blanket which he has dragged in all sorts of tit around the house in with my own… I also don’t put any underwear with the regular wash, because I run that cycle differently… The order exists, but all this commotion over Lancelot’s 2 tiny sweaters is hilarious 😂 honestly, I bet my outside jeans are 100% dirtier than my tiny dog’s sweater which he wears around the house 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
I can’t believe you lot are making me stephend! ☹

What’s wrong with washing dog clothes with my own? The damn dog lives half of his life in my lap, my clothes are already covered in his hair 🫠 and the washer and drier’s literal job is to remove all of that, which they preform beautifully.

And to think every one in my life is always complaining I’m too picky and clean in my home… 😂 what’s next… you’re going to tell me you don’t wash your dirty socks with your shirts, because ew ew ew? 😂

Peace and love ✌🏼🥰
but you don't have b+b.
 
I watched Escape to the Dream and it's remarkable to see what they have achieved. They may have used some polystyrene and I don't agree with everything they have done but the finished rooms are clean and fresh and look infinitely better than any room at Fanny's. The mother must be quite a bit older than Fanny but she works incredibly hard. They should be proud of themselves for doing that in a short time and without all the support and money that Fanny has. She should be ashamed of herself for doing absolutely nothing to improve her chateau. Terry's mum not only makes the curtains but also does a big part of the manual work as well.
 
I've just never wanted to... My dogs have never had jackets or sweaters, but I wouldn't dream of putting their blankets in with mine... I know I'd never put animal coats in with mine if they wore them.. Just like I wouldn't put bathmats in with towels... There's an order and it must be obeyed 😁 But I mean, if she puts her laundry in with Snorts.. then hey ho.. why not?
If it was a choice of washing my clothes together with my dog's sweaters vs. mixing my wash together with any articles of clothing of the shitoo crew (especially undergarments 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮), I'd choose my dog's sweaters every time. At least I know whose balls my dog has been licking!
 
I watched Escape to the Dream and it's remarkable to see what they have achieved. They may have used some polystyrene and I don't agree with everything they have done but the finished rooms are clean and fresh and look infinitely better than any room at Fanny's. The mother must be quite a bit older than Fanny but she works incredibly hard. They should be proud of themselves for doing that in a short time and without all the support and money that Fanny has. She should be ashamed of herself for doing absolutely nothing to improve her chateau. Terry's mum not only makes the curtains but also does a big part of the manual work as well.
I really admire their work ethic and willingness to tackle stuff like hardscaping the garden, repairing windows, and cleaning the roof.
The grift level -- Terry bursting into tears on camera when the wall fell down -- and the taste level is frightening though.
Those beautiful rooms are eventually going to look out on "chalets" for "glamping sites" within shaking distance of the lorries on their highway. I think the rooms look very nice and admire their thoroughness -- upcycling and repairing the panelling so carefully.
But they have landscaped the entrance with Astroturf to match the PVC molding. I don't mind repro molding and admire them for reproducing via molds and resin, for example, the trim on the damaged picture frames of the photos of somebody else's family. That skeeves me out -- as does the fact that polyvinyl chloride does not decompose. Those moldings will be revolving around the universe half a million years from now. Our oceans are already clogged with it.
Who is their customer? Someone who doesn't want to look out of their €800 a night suite onto a trailer park, I submit, would drive right by an Astroturf entry, foregoing their deposit, and would not support the half a million year pollution the PVC represents.
They also set up old campers for their hardworking volunteers, uncleaned, two feet apart, on gravel you have to crunch over at night to go to the toilet far away. They must have repeated a thousand times -- as they do in every video, to pad it out -- that this would keep them from being "on top of one another." They're mean and feckless.
 
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Thank you for the fresh new thread (which was not washed with dog clothing) @ComtesseRose ! 😘@Jules100 's thread still has me howling with laughter- it is EPIC!

I don't know how I missed it, but CONGRATULATIONS to our newest VIP @Cleo's Asp !!! Here is your 🗝 to the VIP lounge! 🍸🍾🥂🍹🍷🍻🍺
@MojoDublin will have your Aston Martin delivered shortly. ;) Unfortunately, no one has seen the VIP jet in ages- suspect @Heathcliffe still has it.
 
For those of those following the count- as of a few minutes ago, "Dan's Crispy Channel" has 96,238,854 views and 413K subscribers while "Fanny's Home Shopping Network and Do Fork All" has barely moved with 95,945,760 views and 234K subscribers. :unsure:

Fanny released a vlog 3 days ago that has 12K likes. Dan released a vlog 2 HOURS ago that has 11K likes. The people have spoken- viewers would rather watch Dan move rocks.
 
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For those of those following the count- as of a few minutes ago, "Dan's Crispy Channel" has 96,238,854 views and 413K subscribers while "Fanny's Home Shopping Network and Do Fork All" has barely moved with 95,945,760 views and 234K subscribers. :unsure:

Fanny released a vlog 3 days ago that has 12K likes. Dan released a vlog 2 HOURS ago that has 11K likes. The people have spoken- viewers would rather watch Dan move rocks.

Watching Dan move the rock and granite out of the basement . . . he's going to either herniate his back or his intestines.
 
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