Strictly Come Dancing 2023 #5

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Last year was a weirdly intense bunch - I'd say only Nikita & Johannes had a relatively easy time with their celebs. Dianne seemed to get on with Tyler nicely and he didn't seem to have much baggage but even he had a nightmare schedule. I suppose Kai didn't have much time with Kaye and can barely remember James & Amy now. All 10 others I think had some trouble along the way, including the finalists.

oooo even mollie and carlos? they always seemed to have a nice vibe to me.

with you on the others though! it was a very strange year vibes wise. everything was a little off. and you know that karen probably likes to pretend it didn’t happen at all 🤣
 
I agree. I never though there was any attraction between them.

He knew he had the potential winner, from early on. That was it, really.
She spent the whole of the last week either rolling her eyes or snortling about his biggest ever prop in the whole world ever. That turned out to be the bannister section of a B&Q and fake flowers from The Range. She was over it by then.
 
oooo even mollie and carlos? they always seemed to have a nice vibe to me.

with you on the others though! it was a very strange year vibes wise. everything was a little off. and you know that karen probably likes to pretend it didn’t happen at all 🤣
Molly and Carlo and Fleur and Vito were super close but it must have been hard for the pros picking the girls up after all the dance-offs while trying to find their own feet. But it seemed to really bond them. Helen and Gorka were also close but she was clearly struggling at times, but it seemed he was good at keeping her grounded.
 
She spent the whole of the last week either rolling her eyes or snortling about his biggest ever prop in the whole world ever. That turned out to be the bannister section of a B&Q and fake flowers from The Range. She was over it by then.

And she hasn’t exactly been hovering around him like a lovesick schoolgirl since the contractual obligations requiring a degree of proximity expired.
 
I thought Vito and Fleur seemed to have great fun as a partnership.

Will and Nancy - now THAT was intense 🤣

i’ve never forgotten their leaving interview (both live and on ITT) where they both reacted like they’d just lost the hunger games and so now needed to face death.

agree that fleur and vito seemed to genuinely get along and i think still see each other now(?) - it was an odd year though.
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Will must be my biggest disappointment ever. I was expecting Chris Ramsey vibes but hot af, but got “DADDY’S FINE” to his 20 year old kids.

DADDY’S FINE 🥲

i know a lot of us were saying here that he probably should have waited a year as he didn’t seem in the right headspace to do it but i also feel like he’s just like that.
 
i’ve never forgotten their leaving interview (both live and on ITT) where they both reacted like they’d just lost the hunger games and so now needed to face death.

agree that fleur and vito seemed to genuinely get along and i think still see each other now(?) - it was an odd year though.
Excellent description!
Poor Nancy bawled crying on the night. I think they were a good partnership from a work perspective but my goodness, the intensity was off the charts.

Daddy was FIIIIIIIIIIIINE though 🤣
 
Excellent description!
Poor Nancy bawled crying on the night. I think they were a good partnership from a work perspective but my goodness, the intensity was off the charts.

Daddy was FIIIIIIIIIIIINE though 🤣

i think they were an amazing pairing for an actual competition but both of them seemed to forget that they were on a light entertainment show where 98% of the audience are around two bottles of prosecco in before it starts.

all that being said, all of my main memories from last year involve will so he did something right 🤣
 
I think if a celeb just accepts Strictly for what it is and know full well that your tenure is storyboarded as ‘pre-Blackpool’ then it must make it easier for all concerned. Practice, but not twenteen a day until bits drop off and keep a balance. Ellie struck me, a bit like Chris Ramsay, who’d got the measure and perspective of it. And no licking.
Chris Ramsay just never gave in the the sob story performative bollocks of it all. His "sob story" was some bollocky thing that wasn't a sob story wasn't it?
 
Lest we forget
 

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Aside from Will & Jayde, I thought everyone was pretty chilled last year.

Kym, Tony, & Ellie T certainly seemed well adjusted and ‘sensible’
I wonder who will be the super invested one this year, who gets eliminated in a dodgy costume and melting body paint before meeting the Blackadder Goes Forth firing squad round the wheelie bins.
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Chris Ramsay just never gave in the the sob story performative bollocks of it all. His "sob story" was some bollocky thing that wasn't a sob story wasn't it?
It was that he once had a spot, used some Clearasil and it went away. The end.
 
Chris Ramsay just never gave in the the son story performative bollocks of it all. His "sob story" was some bollocky thing that wasn't a sob story wasn't it?


It was about the time he got spots at school, but then a dab of Clearasil sorted it out and he got on with his life. Then he danced to ‘Let’s get ready to rumble’ 😁

As a fellow north-easterner, that whole thing gave me life. If only he could have worked a Greggs steak bake into the routine somehow.

@Boring Monday - snap!
 
It was about the time he got spots at school, but then a dab of Clearasil sorted it out and he got on with his life. Then he danced to ‘Let’s get ready to rumble’ 😁

As a fellow north-easterner, that whole thing gave me life. If only he could have worked a Greggs steak bake into the routine somehow.
That should've been his sob story - the time he went to Gregg's and they were out of Steak Bakes. Or the time he got one and it was stone cold. Or they were fresh out the oven and he burnt his mouth, how no matter what you order, when you order it in Greggs, it will never be the perfect temperature. 😆


My sob story will always be the time the Chinese forgot to put the Prawn Crackers in with the takeaway.
 
Even though Saint Tom of Fletcherness has been famous for a long time and is a performer, he and Amy’s relationship makes me think one or both had romantic/sexual feelings. That whole thing was odd and played out very publicly. I had read that Amy did a Coppafeel charity trek with Gio Fletcher and it made me cringe with second hand embarrassment, it must have been so awkward
Those two loved awkward remember spare pants gate with Sara? And Tom carrying Amy to the ambulance.
 
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