Fleur - Welp, I assumed she'd be bottom two about 20 seconds into the dance. Just a mess. Wouldn't know it was a Salsa. Can't believe no one looked at it and went 'no' in time to change something. I'm sure she could be better than this, sort it out Vito.
Molly - I don't feel like it quite hit the mark but it wasn't a 6 ffs Craig.
Tyler - Kinda liked it, wanted to like it more, but too much weird choreography and not enough Cha Cha. What was Anton smoking with that 10? First time since Dev's Cha Cha I've been really annoyed with Dianne's choreography. Just so much random
bleeping about, why? Terra and Sasha's Cha Cha was the same theme and the dances on DWTS are barely a minute long, and he still put more Cha Cha in it as well as the Beetlejuice references.
Will - Better this week. I think the choreography really worked. Hate to say it because of his endless whinging, but I think it was better than Tyler's.
James - Bye bye, Bye.
Seriously if he somehow survived that and someone else went I'll be fuming. Poor guy was stitched up, but he's surely got to go. Isn't he supposed to be an actor? Why does he make the same face in every dance?
Kym - She did quite well. Maybe just enough to dodge the dance off. Why they gotta disfigure my boy Grazianos' lovely locks every week though
Tony - Don't think he'd have made it this far with anyone but Katya. She's a little short for him though. It was good, but no one else would have gotten 8's for that. Well, except James I guess, whose Quickstep was also overscored.
Ellie S - Dance was just too slow for the music. Can't tell how much is to do with her disability and how much is the music, but eh, not great. Terra and Sasha's Foxtrot was way better, but I suppose Nikita was hamstrung by the theme. I got the impression they were focusing hard on technique, when they could have faffed about more and made it more entertaining, but it just didn't quite work. But it annoys me, frankly, that Tyler could get a 10 for about 15 seconds of cha cha, but Ellie still landed near the bottom of the leaderboard when she was in hold and doing basic Foxtrot steps for about as long as she could reasonably be expected to considering it's not possible for her to actually do it properly. Unless she made footwork errors, I guess, I wouldn't know.
Ellie T - Wanted to love it a bit more than I did. Wish the choreography had been a bit better, and bloody Johannes overdancing again! I feel like she could have given it a bit more energy too. She acted it well though.
Helen - I guess I liked it, but it was also forgettable. Costume annoyed me, why was it pink instead of a proper Little Red Riding Hood costume?
Hamza - I can't tell if it was good or not because the costumes were too bulky. I kinda felt like it seemed a bit lumpy, but it might have been the costumes. Felt it was slightly overscored, but atm I still want him to win.