Sofie Hagen #2 For someone who’s supposed to be a comedian, she’s really not very funny

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You have to buy additional riders’ shoes separately, I think one pair comes bundled but we had to buy my husband’s on top. I’m ngl whenever I need to replace mine I’m just gonna get nike ones cos they’re cheaper and cuter. I can’t imagine there will be much appeal for these when Nike have some up for £66 in sale atm 🤷🏻‍♀️

I can’t understand why they’re unused tho. Like she’s never even clipped in and peddled on it? You can do scenic routes and there are even just 5/10 min cool down rides if you want something super chill?
What a total waste, so is she keeping the bike just to use as a clothes rack or something?! 😅
 
What a total waste, so is she keeping the bike just to use as a clothes rack or something?! 😅

I think they’ve got a 100 day returns period like a lot of startup type businesses do now so hopefully she returned it to them and didn’t waste £a lot on it!

I don’t understand how someone finds themselves in this situation tbh especially living in London (or any city!) - probably every gym you could go to would have bikes you could try with a class using the app’s free trial, there are boutique spin class gyms if you were nervous about gym culture or didn’t want to commit to a membership or wanted some help getting into things. Like do the most basic bit of leg work to help yourself make an informed decision?!
 
Notice there's a few Donald Stanley pieces in there too. Apparently everything up for sale is new or only worn once or twice - I'm sure she banged on loads about how much for loved DS and those pieces in particular were definitely shown more than once or twice...I'm assuming everything was a quick wear just for the #AD money, not because she actually loved it in that case??

I know this is an influencer problem and not just a Sofie problem, but all that gushing seems so fake now! Especially as they've gone under - surely that's more reason to keep them if you love them so much?!
 
I think they’ve got a 100 day returns period like a lot of startup type businesses do now so hopefully she returned it to them and didn’t waste £a lot on it!

I don’t understand how someone finds themselves in this situation tbh especially living in London (or any city!) - probably every gym you could go to would have bikes you could try with a class using the app’s free trial, there are boutique spin class gyms if you were nervous about gym culture or didn’t want to commit to a membership or wanted some help getting into things. Like do the most basic bit of leg work to help yourself make an informed decision?!

I bet she had this big idea she’d use it while watching a movie or at random times throughout the day but of course that never happened
 
Notice there's a few Donald Stanley pieces in there too. Apparently everything up for sale is new or only worn once or twice - I'm sure she banged on loads about how much for loved DS and those pieces in particular were definitely shown more than once or twice...I'm assuming everything was a quick wear just for the #AD money, not because she actually loved it in that case??

I know this is an influencer problem and not just a Sofie problem, but all that gushing seems so fake now! Especially as they've gone under - surely that's more reason to keep them if you love them so much?!

Tbf I think she bought a lot of Donald Stanley without the gifted stuff, although that could have all been an act I suppose. Of course those peloton shoes were barely worn, as if she was actually going to ride that bloody bike 😅
 
Do you think she cancelled the subscription yet? Cos you just KNOW she was on the top tier all bells and whistles one! (It's right up there along with the fridge full of pepsi max cans and the ultra-HD £16 per month Netflix on my list of pointless Sofie purchases.)
 
I keep seeing this young girl who overeats for views and attention on TikTok and she's the double of Sofie 😅
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Fruit juice & fruit is really bad for teeth but amazingly doesn’t elicit this sort of response. Wonder why 👀
Fruits are alright. Natural fruit juice also and you’re not supposed to have it everyday anyway. And it's not for babies (unlike fruits when diversification).
I am sorry but if British people ever had a good diet, they definitely lost the basics in the last decades.

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I mean giving babies and toddlers fruit juice is also not advised because it will rot their milk teeth and they haven't learned to brush properly yet.
Although as parents, we brush their teeth before they learn to do it correctly.
 
I stopped following her ages ago but just had a look at her Instagram. This anecdote about the tattoo thing... I only watched halfway as it was just bizarre, just to play in to the "crazy woman" stereotype or did it go else where?
 
I'm so confused by this take...? I don't think I've seen anything other than people just being supportive.

I've also never seen her say her own fans are infantalising her when they express sympathy when she's struggling openly with her own mental health...
I can confidently say my sympathy for Lewis' mental health struggles has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with his size.
I can also confidently say that my disdain for her ridiculous takes and behaviour has nothing to do with Sofie's either.
Dipshit.
 
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