Sofie Hagen #2 For someone who’s supposed to be a comedian, she’s really not very funny

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Oh man I’m glad I’m not the only one that was pissed to see the Lewis capaldi story! What on earth. I think it would have been fair to say people with disabilities including mental health problems get infantilised - but his weight/size has no relevance in this conversation! Fuckssake. The Iceland plane thread just reminded me how much it annoyed me so I came here. Hi.
 
Re the Iceland plane thread -

She’s said a few times how much agony she’d be in having to cram into a seat on a plane for 3 hours which is fair enough, anyone would, so why can she not see the point of view of someone who’d be upset/concerned at having to sit next to her and endure the exact same thing?

Obviously if that person is a total dick about it that’s unacceptable, but is it problematic to think this now?
 
Re the Iceland plane thread -

She’s said a few times how much agony she’d be in having to cram into a seat on a plane for 3 hours which is fair enough, anyone would, so why can she not see the point of view of someone who’d be upset/concerned at having to sit next to her and endure the exact same thing?

Obviously if that person is a total dick about it that’s unacceptable, but is it problematic to think this now?
I don’t think it’s problematic to state facts! On the one hand they’re saying they need two seats, on the other they’re berating people who don’t want to sit next to them. Make it make sense!
 
Saw Sofie’s fringe show earlier this month - tiny but not really spoiler for show content but I’m DYING for ☕

who is the comedian that had an affair with her? Things I remember her mentioning were:
Taskmaster ‘came last’ but could be a red herring
Had a girlfriend but not married
On the bbc sometimes
Has a podcast

my money is on ivo graham but I’d love to know who it is!

imagine being someone’s side piece for 5 years and not even bleeping. Unthinkable.
 
imagine being someone’s side piece for 5 years and not even bleeping. Unthinkable.

I feel like such a fuddy duddy asking this sorry if it’s obvious but how is it an affair without sex pls? I know ppl have emotional affairs but surely that’s just the precursor to the sex, 5 years is a long old precursor isn’t it? 😳

God couldn’t be doing with 5 years of bullshit off a bloke - f that
 
I don't follow her anymore, but how did this come out? Tbh 5 years but nothing physical is really odd. I'm inclined to think she is making this a bigger deal than it is in her mind
More show spoilers so hidden again…
a huge part of the ‘banglord’ show that’s Sofie is currently touring is around the premise that she hasn’t had sec in 7.5 years. For the first 5 years of that timeline she was ‘dating’ a well-known comedian who had a girlfriend. Sofie said they would lie next to each other in bed but never had sex, and he’d always give reasons to have sex soon but not that night. How anyone would put up with that for 5 years is beyond me.
she also said that the girlfriend found out he was having an affair with someone else (a 16 year old fan) and confided in sofie about it. Gross.
 
More show spoilers so hidden again…
a huge part of the ‘banglord’ show that’s Sofie is currently touring is around the premise that she hasn’t had sec in 7.5 years. For the first 5 years of that timeline she was ‘dating’ a well-known comedian who had a girlfriend. Sofie said they would lie next to each other in bed but never had sex, and he’d always give reasons to have sex soon but not that night. How anyone would put up with that for 5 years is beyond me.
she also said that the girlfriend found out he was having an affair with someone else (a 16 year old fan) and confided in sofie about it. Gross.

Parking the fact he’s a n*nce for a second -

This sounds like she was just an Airbnb host not a side piece 😭 did she even get to see the d? Did they even kiss? Wtaf can she sign up to tattle please cos none of us would have let this go on for five bleeping years! I’d be invoicing him for the nights he stayed the cheeky bastard.
 
More show spoilers so hidden again…
a huge part of the ‘banglord’ show that’s Sofie is currently touring is around the premise that she hasn’t had sec in 7.5 years. For the first 5 years of that timeline she was ‘dating’ a well-known comedian who had a girlfriend. Sofie said they would lie next to each other in bed but never had sex, and he’d always give reasons to have sex soon but not that night. How anyone would put up with that for 5 years is beyond me.
she also said that the girlfriend found out he was having an affair with someone else (a 16 year old fan) and confided in sofie about it. Gross.

omg what 🫣
 
Parking the fact he’s a n*nce for a second -

This sounds like she was just an Airbnb host not a side piece 😭 did she even get to see the d? Did they even kiss? Wtaf can she sign up to tattle please cos none of us would have let this go on for five bleeping years! I’d be invoicing him for the nights he stayed the cheeky bastard.

this made me proper lol. She didn’t share any other specifics but she did do a (quite funny) bit about his penis so she saw it at the very least 😂😂😂

Can someone else go see it so we can get more details please? I’d had more than a few Buckie Bombs before the show so probably missed some deets.
 
this made me proper lol. She didn’t share any other specifics but she did do a (quite funny) bit about his penis so she saw it at the very least 😂😂😂

Can someone else go see it so we can get more details please? I’d had more than a few Buckie Bombs before the show so probably missed some deets.

Was it funny? She can be funny, right? I've heard her be funny when she's not being super heavy...
 
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